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Matrim · 23 Jul 2003, 00:22

And by jokes I mean the standard: "A man and a woman were standing together, his name was Adam and her name was Irene, and then the man said 'I want to screw Irene, man!' and then he realized that he had forgotten that he was standing next to Irene and not Bob his best friend who he usualy stood by."

Granted, a good few can produce laughs and all that, be entertaining. But jokes are like sit coms in the end, all about punchlines and misunderstandings.

I think that jokes are very 80's.

Matrim

23 Jul 2003, 00:25

I think maybe just the jokes you are familiar with are no good.

Chojin · 23 Jul 2003, 00:28

It's very rare to find a good joke these days.

Irony and witty retorts are where the humour's at

23 Jul 2003, 00:31

I think you'll find it's double meaning that makes a good joke.

What do you call a Russian with 3 testicles?

Who-dya-nick-a-bolock-off

You see, that sounds like a Russian type name, but also describes a man who has stolen a testicle off someone, therefor giving him 3 of them.

the dying puppy · 23 Jul 2003, 04:36

Quote:

Originally posted by one
I think you'll find it's double meaning that makes a good joke.

What do you call a Russian with 3 testicles?

Who-dya-nick-a-bolock-off

You see, that sounds like a Russian type name, but also describes a man who has stolen a testicle off someone, therefor giving him 3 of them.

Q: how do you say AIDS in Russian?

A: Rotyurc*ckof

Muslim · 23 Jul 2003, 05:08

i think your jokes are poor
jokes are great, and suddenly i am wondering how jokes are invented, and how come that there is always new material im dazzled

Monkehpimp · 23 Jul 2003, 06:53

'whats brown and sticky' etc

winner.

menth0l · 23 Jul 2003, 07:12

What's brown and dicky

Monkehpimp · 23 Jul 2003, 07:19

Quote:

Originally posted by menth0l
What's brown and dicky

WorkMonkey'll tell ya.

Gario · 23 Jul 2003, 13:10

All you really need is a laugh track

Deffeh · 23 Jul 2003, 23:32

Customer walks into a shop. He walks up the one of the workers, Deffeh.

"hi id like to buy a dual phono male to female with male to male option adapted for my jack and 12W amplifier with added nonsense and **** loads of youdonthaveascooby"

Deffeh looks bemused.

"uh i, im not sure, no one has told me anything of what the **** to do about this. hod on ill get someone"

So deffeh gets someone to help the man, and then asks the senior assistant - "when the ****, how the **** do i learn all this ****, why on earth did maplin hire me, they know i dont have a ****tin clue about electronics at the moment"

And the senior assistant said ........

Dont worry, youll pick it up eventually!

LOL!

repeat until 45 hour week is over.