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Unread 12 Dec 2002, 01:45   #1
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Exclamation Deffeh's 60 Second Adventure

decided it was time to go downstairs and get some crisps before i went to bed. Little did i know the calamity was about to unfold in front of me

On the way down the attic ladders, i stood on a pin which went straight into the sole of my foot

On the way down the stairs i half slipped, gripped the electric whisk i was holding in my hand, and chibbed myself in the face with it.

I then kicked a suitcase full force by accident, ****ing my foot.

I put on the bathroom light so i could go for a wizz on the way back from the kitchen. The entire downstairs lights fused.

I opened the crisp cupboard, and the door fell off. (admittedly, my brother broke one of the hinges earlier, but i pulled the thing right off.

I turned around, and walked back through the hall. Decked it right over the same ****ing suitcase, and scraped my hand against the rough edge of the door.

Hearing a mew, i thought id crushed the cat with the suitcase. I quickly lifted it up, saw nothing, and promptly dropped it on my foot.

I limped upsairs laughing

Bad things happen in multiples

Deal with it.











And yes, this story is fully factual.
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Unread 12 Dec 2002, 01:47   #2
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Unread 12 Dec 2002, 01:53   #3
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Unread 12 Dec 2002, 10:10   #4
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I wasnt on drugs. Unless you count medication.

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Lo idlesnake. I havent seen you post, in like, months.
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Unread 12 Dec 2002, 11:13   #5
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now what were you doing with an electric whisk in your hand
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Unread 12 Dec 2002, 11:15   #6
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Unread 12 Dec 2002, 11:44   #7
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Unread 12 Dec 2002, 12:58   #8
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Unread 12 Dec 2002, 13:36   #9
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Unread 12 Dec 2002, 13:39   #10
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Perhaps this was the source of the unexplained "mew"?
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Unread 12 Dec 2002, 13:54   #11
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having known you for so long deffie i can only imagine this to be true
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Unread 12 Dec 2002, 15:13   #13
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hinch = a forum nick?


In reality, i was taking it downstairs because i nicked it to make angel delight in my room
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some cnut just walked into my office to see me and i was attempting to eat a plastic cup..... i was failing miserably and had the entire cup protruding from my mouth :/
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If it was anybody else I wouldnt beleive them, but seeings as its deff


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