i have come up with a new idea for a reality TV show

[roadrunner_0]

either

1. beat fat people with sticks until they stop eating (pretty self explanatory really)

or

2. drop fat people into the middle of iraq and see if they can survive to get to safety (either they will lose a few pounds with all that running, or the militants will get plenty of people to kidnap and kill, thereby not having to kidnap anyone else)

what does GD think?

[1-X]

it's crap but GD loves an anti-fat thread

[roadrunner_0]

its more of a case that we are sitting discussing this at work and i just posted that to upset a colleague

[1-X]

ok then....

1. they'll eat the sticks
2. the plane to drop them in Iraq will never get off the ground

[Apothos]

There was this really fat 13 year old on GMTV this morning. Was hilarious to watch the grumpy fker as Dr. Hillary(?) and her Mum talked about putting her into an in-patients eating disorder clinic. I enjoyed my weetabix a little bit more, despite her best attempts to turn the milk sour with her face. :)

[ulan-bat0r]

why not just lock them in a house for a week with loads of pr0n material, force them to 'release' themself into a bucket... then starve them and see who is the first one to slurp up whats in the bucket...

[Mek]

big fat women are horrible

[qebab]

How about watching a football match instead?

[Madina]

Surely the best reality show would be a house full of people who cant cook and are anti-social junkies!

[pablissimo]

My reality tv show would involve 24 hour coverage of Janet Street-Porter locked in a room and slowly emaciating in a pool of her own excrement.

[Aryn]

there's a reality show called 'the biggest loser' and it's about fat people trying to lose weight

[paolo]

how about we put 4 beautifull girls and 4 really ugly geeky guys in a house and just wait around untill they have sex

I wonder if the girls would do something like that

[madi]

Originally Posted by paolo

how about we put 4 beautifull girls and 4 really ugly geeky guys in a house and just wait around untill they have sex

I wonder if the girls would do something like that

the girls would probably end up having sex with each other
and not let the geeks watch

[roadrunner_0]

and here was me hoping for some more argumentative/controvertial responses

GD, you have let me down

[Ebany]

Originally Posted by Apothos

There was this really fat 13 year old on GMTV this morning. Was hilarious to watch the grumpy fker as Dr. Hillary(?) and her Mum talked about putting her into an in-patients eating disorder clinic. I enjoyed my weetabix a little bit more, despite her best attempts to turn the milk sour with her face.

Was this the one who was in the Sun yesterday and the Mail today (Dont blame me, theyre the papers we get at work) who claims she wants to get thin, but wont exercise or cut down what she eats.

And this is a girl who considers a pizza a between meal snack (along with crisps, muffins, sausage rolls and sandwiches, all between breakfast and lunch. In the afternoon, amongst other things, she goes for pasta with mayo as a snack).

I dont think she is really putting any effort into this getting thin lark.

[Dante Hicks]

Why do they put fat people on TV purely on the virtue of them being fat?

[Apothos]

Originally Posted by Ebany

Was this the one who was in the Sun yesterday and the Mail today (Dont blame me, theyre the papers we get at work) who claims she wants to get thin, but wont exercise or cut down what she eats.

And this is a girl who considers a pizza a between meal snack (along with crisps, muffins, sausage rolls and sandwiches, all between breakfast and lunch. In the afternoon, amongst other things, she goes for pasta with mayo as a snack).

I dont think she is really putting any effort into this getting thin lark.

Without seeing either of the papers i'd be only guessing at yes, but it certainly sounds like her.

They had a whole table laid out of what she ate during the course of a normal day, i was fortunate not to gain a few lbs by looking at it. :/

edit: oh yeah, her excuse for why she didn't do much exercise was that she got teased when she left the house (for being uber-fat, presumably).

[Sarina_Joy]

Actually I think a better idea would be to take a random group of people and hand each one of them a gun. Put them in a room with a group of stupid and/or annoying people (good examples might be Dave Blunkett, George Bush, Busted or Ainsley Harriott) and see who gives in first :D

[Vaio]

Originally Posted by Madina

Surely the best reality show would be a house full of people who cant cook and are anti-social junkies!

Your talking about students aren't you ?

~Vaio~

[Demon Dave]

Originally Posted by Sarina_Joy

Actually I think a better idea would be to take a random group of people and hand each one of them a gun. Put them in a room with a group of stupid and/or annoying people (good examples might be Dave Blunkett, George Bush, Busted or Ainsley Harriott) and see who gives in first

winnar!

[midge5]

Originally Posted by Ebany

Was this the one who was in the Sun yesterday and the Mail today (Dont blame me, theyre the papers we get at work) who claims she wants to get thin, but wont exercise or cut down what she eats.

And this is a girl who considers a pizza a between meal snack (along with crisps, muffins, sausage rolls and sandwiches, all between breakfast and lunch. In the afternoon, amongst other things, she goes for pasta with mayo as a snack).

I dont think she is really putting any effort into this getting thin lark.

Her snacks sound like more than I manage to eat in a day heh.

[roadrunner_0]

yeah, it was her that got our discussion going at work, the little fat bitch.
as you can probably tell, i have no sympathy with little fat bastards that wont even try and do anything about it

at one point yesterday i actually said that children like that should be taken into care for their own welfare

[skiddy]

Originally Posted by roadrunner_0

and here was me hoping for some more argumentative/controvertial responses

GD, you have let me down

So you were trolling?

[roadrunner_0]

nah, trying to start an argumentative discussion, there is a difference. posting to provoke a response isnt neccisarily trolling so