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9 Jul 2004, 07:12
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sucking young blood
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my impressions of scottland
A pack of 12 condoms cost 9£ (!!!??), and there is a lot of chubby young chicks with kids here.
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9 Jul 2004, 07:14
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Re: my impressions of scottland
You can get condoms for free if the £9 is too onerous.
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9 Jul 2004, 07:24
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sucking young blood
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Re: my impressions of scottland
please point me the way
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9 Jul 2004, 07:45
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Re: my impressions of scottland
Go to a family planning clinic and say 'can I have some condoms so I dont get up the duff please.'
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9 Jul 2004, 09:02
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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Originally Posted by LISELOTTE
there is a lot of chubby young chicks with kids here.
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Welcome to the UK
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9 Jul 2004, 09:04
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: my impressions of scottland
You can also get free samples from the Durex site I believe.
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9 Jul 2004, 09:34
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Re: my impressions of scottland
And if that doesn't work, an empty packet of crisps and an elastic band is the way to go.
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9 Jul 2004, 10:04
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
And if that doesn't work, an empty packet of crisps and an elastic band is the way to go.
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Turn the packet inside out and u have a flavoured one. Although ive heard prawn cocktail is not all that pleasant.
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9 Jul 2004, 10:10
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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Originally Posted by Little Timmy
Turn the packet inside out and u have a flavoured one. Although ive heard prawn cocktail is not all that pleasant.
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So she gets the lovley flavour? And with the prawn coctail flavour, isnt it fishy enough as it is?
Oh think of the Salt and Vingear pains :eek:
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9 Jul 2004, 10:31
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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So she gets the lovley flavour?
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Women only have tastebuds in one place.
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9 Jul 2004, 10:39
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Women only have tastebuds in one place.
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I should hope so for their sake.
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9 Jul 2004, 13:40
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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Originally Posted by LISELOTTE
A pack of 12 condoms cost 9£ (!!!??)
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and there is a lot of chubby young chicks with kids here.
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anyone else see the connection here?
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9 Jul 2004, 13:41
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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anyone else see the connection here?
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Ummm....that was implied. Way to make yourself look like a nob by stating the obvious.
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9 Jul 2004, 13:45
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Re: my impressions of scottland
Scotland ... the place where you can play "The Mother/Sister Game".
e.g. "Is that 15 year old girl with a 2 year old kid it's mother or its sister?"
You get plently of practise.
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9 Jul 2004, 13:47
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: my impressions of scottland
Can't you do that everywhere? I know it's like that here.
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9 Jul 2004, 13:52
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Re: my impressions of scottland
I'd say Glasgow would have more of them.
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9 Jul 2004, 14:04
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Re: my impressions of scottland
Theres no excuse for Glasgow. I hope this summer ends soon so i can return to Super super stirling.
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9 Jul 2004, 14:09
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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Can't you do that everywhere?
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Yup. I now work in the middle of a council estate in Penge. I'm trying to see if I can make it to the train station from here (5/6 minute walk) without walking past at least five teenagers pushing prams. I've not made it so far.
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9 Jul 2004, 14:33
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Re: my impressions of scottland
Stockton has the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in western Europe, I believe.
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9 Jul 2004, 14:43
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Re: my impressions of scottland
I'm supprised at the pedants on this board, I would have thought they'd have pointed out that LISELOTTE spelt Scotland wrong.
Judging by the reaction the use of the word 'mouses' got recently, I'm supprised that LISELOTTE has all his limbs still intact.
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9 Jul 2004, 15:10
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sucking young blood
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
I'm supprised at the pedants on this board, I would have thought they'd have pointed out that LISELOTTE spelt Scotland wrong.
Judging by the reaction the use of the word 'mouses' got recently, I'm supprised that LISELOTTE has all his limbs still intact.
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...you can touch my spechul limb if you want..
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9 Jul 2004, 15:11
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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...you can touch my spechul limb if you want..
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I'll meet you behind the bike shed in 15 minutes
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9 Jul 2004, 15:18
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
I'm supprised at the pedants on this board, I would have thought they'd have pointed out that LISELOTTE spelt Scotland wrong.
Judging by the reaction the use of the word 'mouses' got recently, I'm supprised that LISELOTTE has all his limbs still intact.
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NOBODY expects the Pedantic Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... etc
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9 Jul 2004, 15:27
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: my impressions of scottland
Supprise and FEAR!...
Are two weapons...
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9 Jul 2004, 23:05
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Re: my impressions of scottland
Did you wait till I left Scotland before coming over?
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10 Jul 2004, 12:47
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Re: my impressions of scottland
I go to uni in scotland.
I have a condom card.
They give them out for free, all I do is write how many I'm taking and my postcode in a book someplace then take take take.
:cheapo:
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10 Jul 2004, 12:49
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Re: my impressions of scottland
nice one, i just get my GF (well, ex GF now ) to get them, as she was a college girl and as such could get loads for free
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10 Jul 2004, 16:19
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Re: my impressions of scottland
I sleep with one fresh virgin, no chance of STD there.
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<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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10 Jul 2004, 16:39
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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Ummm....that was implied. Way to make yourself look like a nob by stating the obvious.
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DemonDave didn't know who governed the Republic of Ireland. He doesn't 'get' much.
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10 Jul 2004, 23:58
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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Originally Posted by Evergreen
I sleep with one fresh virgin, no chance of STD there.
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unless she's a carrier
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DemonDave didn't know who governed the Republic of Ireland. He doesn't 'get' much.
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no, i don't 'get' much. not when i post with only half my brain awake after getting in from college or posting late at night
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Re: my impressions of scottland
mark's been very moody lately
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11 Jul 2004, 00:13
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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no, i don't 'get' much. not when i post with only half my brain awake after getting in from college or posting late at night
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You ballsed-up your sig. Or was that intentional?
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11 Jul 2004, 00:18
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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You ballsed-up your sig. Or was that intentional?
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err... yeah. i meant to do that... really. i have to go now and... do... something
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11 Jul 2004, 01:55
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Re: my impressions of scottland
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I sleep with one fresh virgin, no chance of STD there.
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and with that, you are ensuring her virginity i reckon.
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