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16 May 2005, 01:18
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Shite.
I just realised that it's Roadrunner's wedding in a day and I haven't bought a present and nor have I got any clothes to wear and nor do I have the night off.
****.
Errm
I sorta think I can solve the workd problem. But the present? What the **** could I buy in Newcsastle that would be viable on my budget for a wedding? I fear I'll have to buy a comedy present like a copy of SOMMWS or a huge chocolate vagina or something. That's shit.
Edit: Have secured the night off. \0/
Last edited by Marilyn Manson; 16 May 2005 at 01:36.
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16 May 2005, 01:21
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Re: Shite.
Frankly I'm dubious rr wants anymore presents from you considering your last present of aids in the bum.
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16 May 2005, 01:22
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Re: Shite.
I've also realised that this will now become a 'Congrats RR ' thread (Which it should, by rights.) and that I don't stand a chance in hell of having my question answered.
Whoops a daisy
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16 May 2005, 01:24
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Re: Shite.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Frankly I'm dubious rr wants anymore presents from you considering your last present of aids in the bum.
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Yeah, and skiddy took care of his missus too. I wouldn't be surprised if he never wanted to be raped again.
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16 May 2005, 02:08
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Re: Shite.
OI! less of the anal rape comments thank you very much
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16 May 2005, 02:12
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Re: Shite.
Everyone has aids.
The Pope has got it and so have you
Aids aids aids aids.
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16 May 2005, 07:35
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Re: Shite.
Don't people who are getting married usually give out a list of presents to get them?
See MM, it's not your fault, he should have given you a list!
Buy them a fridge.
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16 May 2005, 08:52
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Re: Shite.
Nothing says "I love you" like a 40" plasma screen.
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16 May 2005, 09:48
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Re: Shite.
Good point.
Roady. Ask the missus to be what she wants.
No point asking you as in 48 hours all those years you spent developing concious thought become null and void.
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16 May 2005, 09:52
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Re: Shite.
Yup, we're at that point too.
You can see how organised we all are!
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16 May 2005, 09:55
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Re: Shite.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebany
Yup, we're at that point too.
You can see how organised we all are!
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What do you want for yours?
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16 May 2005, 11:34
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Re: Shite.
we didnt do a wedding list or anything, to be quit ehonest, most of the family are getting us either mothercare or argos vouchers, as we are planning on moving out later in the year, and obviously we will need baby stuff as well
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16 May 2005, 11:37
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Re: Shite.
Buy him a tombstone, which on it can read:
"RIP - RR's Sex Life*
*Straight sex life, Andrew will always be available"
The idea of a gravestone with a *, a gap, then an explanation makes me chuckle.
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16 May 2005, 12:05
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Re: Shite.
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
What do you want for yours?
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We included details about that in the invite!
Theres either the list at debenhams (I wanted argos cause I love browsing the argos catalogue, but my mum complained - shes such a snob sometimes - she suggested I find things I want in the argos catalogue, and then find their equivalent in a more upmarket shop - it was almost John Lewis, but they would have demanded over £60 to deliver it) or we have a list of things we need for the honeymoon (well, give us the cash and we will spend it ourselves....) which is being managed by the mums on each side. If you dont want to talk to my mum or marks mum you can ask me though.
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16 May 2005, 12:06
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Re: Shite.
Oh god, what to wear, thats the other point I've been forgetting!
Is it a smart do? I need some hints here...
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16 May 2005, 12:10
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Re: Shite.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebany
Oh god, what to wear, thats the other point I've been forgetting!
Is it a smart do? I need some hints here...
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Is a wedding a smart do?
I think it kinda defines a smart do.
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16 May 2005, 13:11
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Re: Shite.
I would expect it to be a smart do, but you never know, plus some weddings can be ultra-smart, and some are just regular-smart.
I think ours is heading towards ultra-smart. At least I dont have to worry about what to wear THAT day!
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16 May 2005, 13:16
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Re: Shite.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebany
I would expect it to be a smart do, but you never know, plus some weddings can be ultra-smart, and some are just regular-smart.
I think ours is heading towards ultra-smart. At least I dont have to worry about what to wear THAT day!
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Suit or tux?
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16 May 2005, 13:18
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Re: Shite.
birthday suit
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16 May 2005, 13:21
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Re: Shite.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
birthday suit
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Your mum?
edit:
That was wierd.
I was less eager and more apprehensive about taking the piss there after meeting Ste and thinking he was ace.
Strange.
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16 May 2005, 13:31
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Re: Shite.
I <3 you too
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16 May 2005, 13:33
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Re: Shite.
o_O
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16 May 2005, 13:36
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Re: Shite.
Quote:
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Suit or tux?
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Umm... the men I've picked th eoutfits for are in tailcoats...I should think either would be fine....
I think we are going to be forced to stop our reception fairly early, but its a friday night so I am sure those who wish to can go on to somewhere....not that Durham is all that much use for clubbing....
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16 May 2005, 14:21
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Re: Shite.
me and skiddy <3 clubbing in durham, last time we did he pulled! hehehe
just so everyone knows, its smart casual for the evening to be quite honest, so long as you arent scruffy (i have never seen any of you lot looking scruffy) then its fine
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16 May 2005, 14:25
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Re: Shite.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
*Straight sex life, Andrew will always be available"
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YOU'D KNOW.
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16 May 2005, 14:49
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Re: Shite.
I've just come back on and realised what I'd forgotten to do when I was out.
oshit
P.S, I now look like Yahwe's evil twin.
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16 May 2005, 15:27
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Re: Shite.
PICS
(maybe Stew would be more attracted to you now?)
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16 May 2005, 16:42
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Re: Shite.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
PICS
(maybe Stew would be more attracted to you now?)
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16 May 2005, 16:45
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Re: Shite.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
Are you wearing out your control, 'c' and 'v' buttons or is it just me?
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Battle of the twins... who will win?!
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16 May 2005, 17:08
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Re: Shite.
Quote:
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Battle of the twins... who will win?!
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that's so last week
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16 May 2005, 17:26
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Re: Shite.
I have no way of taking any pics atm. The only way you'll be able to see me before the next meet is if RR has someone taking pics at the wedding which he then uploads.
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16 May 2005, 22:35
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Re: Shite.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JammyJim
Everyone has aids.
The Pope has got it and so have you
Aids aids aids aids.
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This reminds me of some line in 'Team America World Police' film.
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16 May 2005, 23:28
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Re: Shite.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blastoderm
This reminds me of some line in 'Team America World Police' film.
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that could quite possibly be because it is from the song that the actor guy is singing in the play at the beginning
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16 May 2005, 23:34
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Re: Shite.
Went in Ann Summers to see if there were any giant chocolate cocks or anything, but it was all pretty tame, so I had to get the present from elsehwere.
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16 May 2005, 23:55
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Re: Shite.
get a hideously tacky cermamic figurine.
its totally useless
utterly hideous
RR will hate it
but
Cecilly will make sure it is always on display because everyone else got the bed sheets or a kettle. so in 10 years time only your present will symbolise 'the great day'
they'll have fights over it for years.
that's a wedding present.
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17 May 2005, 00:05
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Gone
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Re: Shite.
Good idea.
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17 May 2005, 11:12
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cynic
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Re: Shite.
there shall be lots of photos of the wedding, any that i think will interest GD will be uploaded
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