Anyone want a job?

[Ebany]

Mainly in the Newcastle area, if youre round here I can get you one piss easy cause my call centre is desperate for people so that me and the other better paid people can get on with doing the complicated stuff, rather than having to take applications from annoying people.

Also, being as the company I work for does recruitment, we are currently looking for people in the Peterlee (near Newcastle) and Merryhill (near Birmingham) areas to give to the Inland Revenue. Its all call centre work though I'm afraid.

[Leshy]

I guess I live too far away then?

[Embroglio]

i thought this was going to be about the porn industry

[Evergreen]

I'd hoping she'd be advertising jobs in area's people WANT to live.

[mist]

hmm, sunderland area...

-mist

[Nodrog]

could you get me put on the payroll so they give me money but i dont need to go to work

[Ebany]

Leshy - you can commute it if you want to, but it may not be cost effective.

Emby - not everything I do is porn related, although that remains the best paid few hours work I've ever done.

Sunday - its DEFINITELY too far for you to commute. As for the locations, I dont pick 'em, except for the Newcastle ones. And I commute there.

And Nod - sadly I'm not in charge of payroll. Otherwise I'd be much better paid than I am.

I think they said we would be doing Bornemouth soon too....and Dundee...

[skiddy]

I want a job because I do not currently earn enough in my present job and I don't have a good enough company car and my company phone isn't very good and my Personal Assistant doesn't have big enough breasts.

[/egotistical sarcasm]

[Evergreen]

Originally Posted by skiddy

I want a job because I do not currently earn enough in my present job and I don't have a good enough company car and my company phone isn't very good and my Personal Assistant doesn't have big enough breasts.

[/egotistical sarcasm]

What's sad is you are depressed still.

There is an art to being a braggart you know.

[skiddy]

I know.

I'd trade all of it to be actually satisfied, happy and content with life.

Although I can't see that happening, so I'll live with it.

[Ebany]

I did figure that you probably wouldnt be interested in a £5.25 per hour call centre temp job skiddy. I considered all the people I was aware of being in this area, discounted them all, and then thought...well, there might be people nearby I dont know about, so I'll ask anyway.

[KoeN]

Originally Posted by Leshy

I guess I live too far away then?

(but i need a job)

[Dace]

Ebany was nice posting this thread.

[skiddy]

Originally Posted by Ebany

I did figure that you probably wouldnt be interested in a £5.25 per hour call centre temp job skiddy. I considered all the people I was aware of being in this area, discounted them all, and then thought...well, there might be people nearby I dont know about, so I'll ask anyway.

Actually I might be giving you a call in a few weeks about those jobs depending on what happens with work / TA stuff.

[Tomkat]

Is this the job where you talk dirty to men to get them off, and get paid?

[Ebany]

This job is just taking calls from people who want jobs with the Inland Revenue, or, with the ones elsewhere in the country, actually working for the Inland Revenue.

I dont know how long the owrk in my office will go on for, currently they are saying 3 weeks, but thats about what they told me when I started last October. Admittedly, I have now been made permenant, but there are still 2 temps who have been with us that long, cause they just made themselves indispensible. Even the others lasted with us until about April.

The jobs with IR are generally permenant ones.

We have all been asked if we know anyone who might like to come and work in the call centre, as we are very short of staff. A rather desperate sounding email was sent round to us all saying 'please find people to work here!'

[Blastoderm]

If only it was in London......

[Ebany]

We havent done London since last summer. I'll try to remember to let you know if we do them again though. My company does most of the high volume recruitment for the Inland Revenue, so its patches all over the country.

[KaneED]

Originally Posted by Ebany

Emby - not everything I do is porn related, although that remains the best paid few hours work I've ever done.

I never heard about this. I'm not saying "oh oh oh porn you're sexy *ogle*" I'm just saying might have seen you in some of my erotica index.

[Zh|l]

Originally Posted by Ebany

Merryhill (near Birmingham) areas to give to the Inland Revenue. .

I work at the Merry Hill shopping centre - you probably mean the Waterfront estate, not the centre itself.

[Ebany]

Originally Posted by KaneED

I never heard about this. I'm not saying "oh oh oh porn you're sexy *ogle*" I'm just saying might have seen you in some of my erotica index.

I'd very much doubt it. One magazine photoshoot and a film that was never finished, so it would be quite a surprise if you did have anything with me in.

[Ebany]

Originally Posted by Zh|l

I work at the Merry Hill shopping centre - you probably mean the Waterfront estate, not the centre itself.

Yes, it is the place at the waterfront, we just call it what the IR tell us to, It causes some confusion sometimes, as other people call it Brierley Hill and new staff get very confused.

[Structural Integrity]

Originally Posted by Ebany

This job is just taking calls from people who want jobs with the Inland Revenue, or, with the ones elsewhere in the country, actually working for the Inland Revenue.

Wait wait...
So your company takes calls from people who are looking for a job, and still you're looking for people who want a job yourself.

I must be missing something. Clearly...

[Ebany]

Well, the IR jobs are 1) doing different work, 2) permenant, as opposed to our temporary ones, 3) better paid and 4) in different areas. So people dont tend to be interested in both. Plus we dont usually advertose for people for our own call centre, being an agency, people usually just walk in and ask for work.