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28 Aug 2003, 03:04
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
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So this fat bird came up to me today
As I was getting into my car.
Asked me what type of cologne I wore.
I said none.
Then she asked what kind of perfume my gf wears.
I don't have a gf.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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28 Aug 2003, 03:09
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A devil in God's country
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: My girlfriend's pants
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:eek: :eek: :eek:
Did she ask what your dick smells like?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
His awsome first reply stunned the jury with its focused and determined yet elegant short demand of an answer to what the hell this was all about.
It went like this:
Originally posted by Spieprzaj
what?
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28 Aug 2003, 03:09
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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Quote:
Originally posted by Spieprzaj
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Did she ask what your dick smells like?
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no, I sped off after the second comment.
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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28 Aug 2003, 06:30
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Homesick
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Australia
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Two options really
1. She works for a perfume company.
2. She's desperate.
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28 Aug 2003, 06:36
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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you smell nice?
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28 Aug 2003, 09:40
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
you smell nice?
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News to me, too.
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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28 Aug 2003, 09:51
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
Posts: 3,331
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Did she have a clipboard and pen?
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28 Aug 2003, 09:56
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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Quote:
Originally posted by ChubbyChecker
Did she have a clipboard and pen?
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no, but she was fat and ugly.
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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28 Aug 2003, 10:00
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Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
Posts: 1,077
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mirai
no, but she was fat and ugly.
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She wanted your body
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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28 Aug 2003, 10:07
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
She wanted your body
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I fear that might of been the case.
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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28 Aug 2003, 10:17
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Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
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It's not like she threw her pussy at you and flashed her tits vigorously while chaining you down for a 'ard ride, now was it?
Take the compliment man, even tho she was fat..
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ATTENTION!
This thread is hijacked by a wiseguy! Please evacuate promptly at your nearest exit.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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28 Aug 2003, 10:51
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Homesick
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 399
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Yeah, you have to start somewhere...
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28 Aug 2003, 12:35
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 3,280
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Maybe you wash your hair with faggoty fruit smelling ****?
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28 Aug 2003, 12:53
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
Posts: 3,516
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mirai
no, but she was fat and ugly.
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Was it.............
............. YOUR MOM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOMGATOMATOBMFAO
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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28 Aug 2003, 12:56
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
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Was she wearing a thong ?
Vaio
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