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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 03:04   #1
Mirai
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So this fat bird came up to me today

As I was getting into my car.

Asked me what type of cologne I wore.

I said none.

Then she asked what kind of perfume my gf wears.

I don't have a gf.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 03:09   #2
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:eek: :eek: :eek:

Did she ask what your dick smells like?
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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 03:09   #3
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:eek: :eek: :eek:

Did she ask what your dick smells like?
no, I sped off after the second comment.
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My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 06:30   #4
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Two options really

1. She works for a perfume company.
2. She's desperate.
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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 06:36   #5
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you smell nice?
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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 09:40   #6
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you smell nice?
News to me, too.
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My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 09:51   #7
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Did she have a clipboard and pen?
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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 09:56   #8
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Did she have a clipboard and pen?
no, but she was fat and ugly.
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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 10:00   #9
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no, but she was fat and ugly.
She wanted your body
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I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 10:07   #10
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She wanted your body
I fear that might of been the case.
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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 10:17   #11
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It's not like she threw her pussy at you and flashed her tits vigorously while chaining you down for a 'ard ride, now was it?

Take the compliment man, even tho she was fat..
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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 10:51   #12
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Yeah, you have to start somewhere...
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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 12:35   #13
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Maybe you wash your hair with faggoty fruit smelling ****?
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Was it.............
















































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Unread 28 Aug 2003, 12:56   #15
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Was she wearing a thong ?

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