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22 Aug 2003, 18:32
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Fat birds wearing thongs
What is it with you people ?
Dont you have thinner and better looking friends to tell you how horrible it looks ? Countless times this week i've been walking up from the tube station and had the horrible sight of a fat bird with thin white jeans on and the outline of a thong showing.
Its horrible, its wrong and lets face it, it still wont get a man to shag you
Vaio
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22 Aug 2003, 18:45
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I had this conversation with a mate not so long ago. They should be banned from wearing them. In fact the designers should only make them in small sizes to solve the problem once and for all.
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22 Aug 2003, 18:46
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even better
any fat chick seen wearing a thong should be shot.
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22 Aug 2003, 18:46
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Originally posted by JC
I had this conversation with a mate not so long ago. They should be banned from wearing them. In fact the designers should only make them in small sizes to solve the problem once and for all.
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But will it ?
Or will they just squeeze their huge arses into the smaller sized ones ?
Vaio
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22 Aug 2003, 18:48
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Happy
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they would just squeeze their fat asses into the smaller sizes.
they do this with other clothes.. why not thongs?
thus my idea is the win.
shoot them!
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22 Aug 2003, 18:48
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It will not.
I would quit my job and start designing oversized thongs.
I am sure it earns a bit more then being a taxman ffs in the situation you idiots describe.
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22 Aug 2003, 18:48
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lolly roffle
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vaio
But will it ?
Or will they just squeeze their huge arses into the smaller sized ones ?
Vaio
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OH GOD NO!
I think we should go with Aryn's suggestion.
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22 Aug 2003, 18:50
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Originally posted by JC
OH GOD NO!
I think we should go with Aryn's suggestion.
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POLL with added sticky !!!
Vaio
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22 Aug 2003, 18:53
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I totaly disagree, I think all fat chicks should wear thongs and thongs only. It much nicer to see "nothing", then underwear chewed up by some fat ass.
Thank you for listening.
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22 Aug 2003, 18:54
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One of my ex is fat & she wears a thong. Tbh, it wasn't a sexy sight.
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22 Aug 2003, 18:55
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vaio
But will it ?
Or will they just squeeze their huge arses into the smaller sized ones ?
Vaio
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or even worse, maybe they'll work out until they are thin and in shape so that they can fit into the small ones!
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22 Aug 2003, 18:58
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I don't care, countless hours on the internett has saved me from thinking off anything i encounter in RL as "nasty".
Oh, and it's they that look yuck, it's really none of my buissniss anyway.
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22 Aug 2003, 19:01
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
or even worse, maybe they'll work out until they are thin and in shape so that they can fit into the small ones!
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nah, more likely they will sue.......whoever came up with whole idea to make thongs small sizes only.
Honestly, I think thongs are evil anyway. G-strings all the way!!!
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22 Aug 2003, 19:03
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Originally posted by the dying puppy
Honestly, I think thongs are evil anyway. G-strings all the way!!!
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once and for all could i have a definitive explanation on the difference between thongs and g-strings?
preferably with as mnay photographic examples as possible?
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22 Aug 2003, 19:19
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
once and for all could i have a definitive explanation on the difference between thongs and g-strings?
preferably with as mnay photographic examples as possible?
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umph, basicaly, G-strings you could floss your teeth with. And if your butt chicks far appart you would probably prefer thongs...
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22 Aug 2003, 19:20
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Quote:
Originally posted by the dying puppy
umph, basicaly, G-strings you could floss your teeth with. ANd if your butt chicks far uppart you would probably prefer thongs...
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lack of graphical aids lets your post down dramatically
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22 Aug 2003, 19:23
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lack of graphical aids lets your post down dramatically
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I couldn't find better explanation
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22 Aug 2003, 19:28
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you could have taken some pics 
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reply1: no, thank you
reply 2: I didn't have anyone to pose
reply3: if you delete your reply, I will delete mine and we call it a deal
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22 Aug 2003, 19:29
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22 Aug 2003, 19:33
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I have photos of some fat birds wearing thongs and g strings if you want em ragnarak
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22 Aug 2003, 19:36
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
I have photos of some fat birds wearing thongs and g strings if you want em ragnarak
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but they're not as fit as Sky
and i was joking
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22 Aug 2003, 23:18
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its so cool that we're all the pretty ones isnt it :coool:
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23 Aug 2003, 00:38
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I'm still emotionally scarred from a... 'large' woman sitting across the room to me in a pub bending forwards thus showing her horribly stretched thong which created a delightful view of her crack for the world to see.
**** off ta
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23 Aug 2003, 00:48
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I didn't think they made thongs big enough for my ass. I then went into my local and they had taken on a new member of barstaff whose ass is at least twice the width of mine. Black trousers, I'd say at least two sizes too small for her. She bends over. White thong rising at least 10 inches above her trouser line. Silly bint.
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23 Aug 2003, 03:25
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When I opened this thread I was sooo dreading a picture link.
tfft
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23 Aug 2003, 03:37
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23 Aug 2003, 12:33
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Transparent overwear with thongs underneath is bad, but I would like to turn the spot over to something far worse.
Stretch and fat people.
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I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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23 Aug 2003, 13:54
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
I didn't think they made thongs big enough for my ass. I then went into my local and they had taken on a new member of barstaff whose ass is at least twice the width of mine. Black trousers, I'd say at least two sizes too small for her. She bends over. White thong rising at least 10 inches above her trouser line. Silly bint.
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I thought you wore thongs??!?
Just be grateful she didn't start playing bloody club tropicana or something equally 80's and sh*t
Personally I want to know why he was looking a fat chicks arse and then has the gall to complain that it wasn't a pretty sight.
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23 Aug 2003, 14:10
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maybe we should ban fat people
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23 Aug 2003, 14:12
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Quote:
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maybe we should ban fat people
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Maybe we should blind people who complain about it
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23 Aug 2003, 14:14
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23 Aug 2003, 14:16
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24 Aug 2003, 09:16
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24 Aug 2003, 11:02
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Perhaps fat women wear thongs because they are more comfortable? No need to worry about getting a wedgy, etc (constant wedgy you get used to it SO I HEAR).
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24 Aug 2003, 16:28
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the one thing worse than fat birds wearing thongs is fat birds wearing g-strings, they just seem to dissapear into the fat, and ugh, you want you gouge your eyes out.  
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25 Aug 2003, 01:06
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TWICE!
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25 Aug 2003, 16:24
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maybe we should ban fat people
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Compulsory liposuction. I like it.
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25 Aug 2003, 21:35
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Scary sight this morning
Bright Pink leggings, black thong HUGE ****IN ARSE !
Put me off my Pot Noodle
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