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23 Mar 2003, 16:26
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Twisted
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Beyond the Pale
Posts: 368
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'Thanks to the Internet'
I know how to annoy people more easily and to a greater extent.
What has the internet given you?
"Thanks to the Internet i ... "
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'I think my mask of sanity is about to slip'
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23 Mar 2003, 16:48
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 145
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Planetarion
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23 Mar 2003, 16:50
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Gubbish
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: #FoW
Posts: 2,323
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Thanks to the internet, I don't have to interact with as many humans I don't like.
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Gubble gubble gubble gubble
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23 Mar 2003, 17:00
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
Posts: 5,300
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Thanks to the Internet I know I'm not the worst person in the world
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23 Mar 2003, 17:07
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Governor General
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: People's Republic of South Yorkshire
Posts: 739
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I feel assured of my own intellectual and moral superiority over the great unwashed.
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Va Va Voom
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23 Mar 2003, 17:34
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Thanks to the Internet
I now realise just how stupid the majority of people really are.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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23 Mar 2003, 17:35
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Throwing Shapes
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 797
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Thanks to the Internet
I feel less connected to humanity than ever before.
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23 Mar 2003, 18:13
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Restaurant at the end of the Universe
Posts: 558
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Re: 'Thanks to the Internet'
Quote:
Originally posted by Amoril
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watch even less television.
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23 Mar 2003, 18:17
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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Thanks to the internet....
I don't have to buy as many things as I used to.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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23 Mar 2003, 18:31
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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thanks to the internet
I have jizz on the underside of my desk, my friends now hate me and call me stinky, my credit card debts are driving me bankrupt, i left my wife for a russian bint named 2hot4uxXx69 who incidently, never returned either my phone calls or the money i sent her for her flight over, and worst of all, ive seen anal fisting.
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
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24 Mar 2003, 00:29
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Homesick
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 399
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I will probably die five years earlier than I was supposed to.
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Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
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24 Mar 2003, 02:06
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
Posts: 2,077
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Thanks interent for teh funny
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24 Mar 2003, 02:12
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Thanks to the internet...
- I can keep in touch with my friends much easier.
- I have lots of pictures of attractive ladies on my computer.
- I actually listen to music.
- I get to waste huge amounts of time.
- My rate of reading (books) has declined dramatically.
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24 Mar 2003, 03:20
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Here Today
Join Date: Dec 2000
Posts: 266
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my eyes feel like burning :((((
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24 Mar 2003, 03:27
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I love Kwon Boa
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Connecticut, USA
Posts: 221
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thanks to the internet....
I can download all the anime, manga and jpop I want and buy all the hello kitty accessories without being eyed by 9 year old japanese girls when I'm at the Hello Kitty store
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I love Kwon Boa
[19:36:04] <Vaporizer> he is re-assuring isn't he...you can always think 'at least you're not intguru'
[15:02:56] <Newt|revising> ive got u in my siggy InTGuRu!!!!!!!
[15:03:00] <Newt|revising> u shud return the favour
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24 Mar 2003, 03:27
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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Am single and still a virgin.
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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24 Mar 2003, 03:56
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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Thanks to the Internet
I still haven't done my homework
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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24 Mar 2003, 10:18
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
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lazy
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24 Mar 2003, 11:23
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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I've become a better and more rounded person whilst simultaneously losing the energy to get out of bed.
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24 Mar 2003, 11:41
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Forever Delayed
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: www.netgamers.org
Posts: 1,475
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I've become a better and more rounded person
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What the hell were you like before then?!
M.
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Firefly Oper and General l4m3r - "I Do Stuff"
O2 Rip-off campaign
<vampy> plus i hate people ... i despise humanity as a whole
pablissimo "I'm still geting over the fact you just posted a pic of your own vomit"
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24 Mar 2003, 11:46
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mong
What the hell were you like before then?!
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A crazy lunatic who didn't care for social interaction, who just sat in his room and
hold on a second
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24 Mar 2003, 12:05
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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The only correct answer of course being: All of the above.
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24 Mar 2003, 14:22
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Thanks to the internet I have discovered that darwin was seriously mistaken.
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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24 Mar 2003, 14:31
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mong
What the hell were you like before then?!
M.
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You really don't like him do you
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For real
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