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Unread 15 Aug 2003, 01:09   #1
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My favorite courriel spam subject
I been getting this spam once a week. "Burn fat while you sleep". Can someone tell me how this works? Does it involve fasting? If it doesn't, then i can't see how it works.
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Re: My favorite courriel spam subject
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I been getting this spam once a week. "Burn fat while you sleep". Can someone tell me how this works? Does it involve fasting? If it doesn't, then i can't see how it works.

I think it involves electrically powered patches which pass minor electric currents through particular muscles where they're placed causing spasms which burn off excess fat but I might be wrong.
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I think it involves electrically powered patches which pass minor electric currents through particular muscles where they're placed causing spasms which burn off excess fat but I might be wrong.
How could anyone sleep with all that going on?
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I think it involves electrically powered patches which pass minor electric currents through particular muscles where they're placed causing spasms which burn off excess fat but I might be wrong.
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Prolly some sort of diet supplement you take at night.
Like the penis enlarging pills i brought, i'm sure they don't work
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Re: Re: Re: My favorite courriel spam subject
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How could anyone sleep with all that going on?
If you haven't slept for 3 days because of those buggers you are bound to sleep the fourth day.
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