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8 Aug 2003, 00:38
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Hilarious somethingawful update
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8 Aug 2003, 00:48
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Clerk
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Amusing nonsense.
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8 Aug 2003, 00:52
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Registered User
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Originally posted by Dante Hicks
Amusing nonsense.
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How do you reconcile your signature with your beliefs on the legitimacy of private property ownership?
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8 Aug 2003, 00:53
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Hilarious somethingawful update
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Best one I've read in ages.
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the best one since this one, which is in turn the best one since the 'Cat Talk' ones. My god those were good.
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8 Aug 2003, 01:10
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share the <3
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i found phangs funny funny, however i didnt get nodrogs. Probably because i dont know that much about the situation, why is california in debt? and if california does have an economy that is almost as big as britains, and is the 5th largest in the world, is that $40 billion debt that bad? look i dont get it, its 1am im going to bed ill read up on it tomorrow.
oh and how did they solve the energy crisis?
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8 Aug 2003, 01:12
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Clerk
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Originally posted by Nodrog
How do you reconcile your signature with your beliefs on the legitimacy of private property ownership?
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Voluntary personal slavery of the mentally ill in the service of their betters is
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8 Aug 2003, 01:30
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I AM OSCAR WILDE
Join Date: Jun 2002
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SA is always Comedy Gold
We want :ninja: back on the forums tho
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8 Aug 2003, 02:31
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Muslim Jr.
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Overrated.
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8 Aug 2003, 03:21
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Registered User
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Location: I hate you all
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i want there forums to be like up...
se that guy licking his mams dildo? he has to burn in hell for that..
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8 Aug 2003, 05:25
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Originally posted by Nusselt
i found phangs funny funny, however i didnt get nodrogs. Probably because i dont know that much about the situation, why is california in debt?
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Like many states (and the US government), they ramped up spending during the '90s assuming the economy would continue to grow. When the recession hit, their tax revenues dropped but they had made long-term spending commitments (In California's case, primarily to education and health care). Also, California was especially hard hit by the collapse of the dot coms.
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and if california does have an economy that is almost as big as britains, and is the 5th largest in the world, is that $40 billion debt that bad?
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It's worse for a US state than an independent country. US states don't have all the options that a country has--they can't print money, for example, and most states are required under their Constitutions to balance their budgets each year (or biennium in some cases); which means they can't simply run a deficit (although they've been known to do a bit of creative accounting).
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look i dont get it, its 1am im going to bed ill read up on it tomorrow.
oh and how did they solve the energy crisis?
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Heh. It was self-inflicted.
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8 Aug 2003, 05:58
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Giant Squid Wrestler
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somethingawful is the funniest website i've ever found, i read it often and its the only site that has made me laugh out loud so many times, one of my favourite updates was the parody on the bush administration, that was comedy gold.
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8 Aug 2003, 06:39
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Homesick
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"I will force Rush Limbaugh to fight Michael Moore on Thanksgiving of every year, televised on live TV. The state will earn money through product placement ads on both contestants' asses."
I nearly fell off my chair laughing. The rest is allright but this one sentence takes the crown.
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8 Aug 2003, 08:39
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Banned
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[comedy]SomethingAwful has a front page???[/comedy]
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8 Aug 2003, 09:35
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I AM OSCAR WILDE
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Quote:
Originally posted by Woof
[comedy]SomethingAwful has a front page???[/comedy]
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B& for asking about frontpage. lol hoep yuo haev :10bux:
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8 Aug 2003, 09:50
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Ball
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Is this thread a joke? Dullest SA story ever.
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8 Aug 2003, 10:06
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I am an idiot
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SA is mostly unfunny drivel.
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8 Aug 2003, 10:38
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
How do you reconcile your signature with your beliefs on the legitimacy of private property ownership?
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And he won't even sell her!
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8 Aug 2003, 12:46
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dim like a fox
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
SA is mostly unfunny drivel.
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You talk as if you knew where the funny on SA truly lies.
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8 Aug 2003, 13:34
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I am an idiot
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Quote:
Originally posted by menth0l
You talk as if you knew where the funny on SA truly lies.
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You are right. I really dont get sad git humour.
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8 Aug 2003, 13:55
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dim like a fox
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
You are right. I really dont get sad git humour.
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I rest my case fan (lololol)
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