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26 Apr 2005, 12:17
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For those who know what I'm talking about
...We're all sleeping in a big room for 6 people.
On bunk beds.
So catastrophe was averted!
Now the next question. Do I go on the lower or upper bunk?
Thankyou in advance!
PS anyone making a joke about 6 person orgies isn't funny and is shit at life
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26 Apr 2005, 12:20
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Lucky
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
upper bunk, always.
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26 Apr 2005, 12:34
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Anon.
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
You could fall and break your leg.
Like me.
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26 Apr 2005, 12:36
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Well. When you're trying to get to bed whilst pissed out of your face and you can't manage to make it upper and you will most likely clumsily fall onto the lower bunk, which might possibly be belonging to him. Might lead to awkwardness in the days after.
On the other hand, upper bunks are always 'cool'.
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26 Apr 2005, 12:39
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Anon.
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Also, he could fall drunkenly onto your bunk leading to shenanigans, so you lose both ways.
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26 Apr 2005, 12:43
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
ah
6 people in a room,
orgies!
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26 Apr 2005, 13:01
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Rawr rawr
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Which hostel?
Which part of London?
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26 Apr 2005, 13:01
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Rawr rawr
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Quote:
Originally Posted by Knight Theamion
ah
6 people in a room,
orgies!
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No Theam, they aren't going to bring any hockey sticks.
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26 Apr 2005, 13:06
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Not Dark or Handsome
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Lower bunk -- you'll hurt yourself if the 6 person orgy gets out of hand and the top bunk breaks.
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26 Apr 2005, 13:10
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Anon.
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Surely then he'll be crushed by 5 sweaty bodies, plus a bed?
Assuming he's not partaking in the orgy.
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26 Apr 2005, 13:13
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Not Dark or Handsome
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Ah, sorry, i meant for them to use the lower bunk rather than the upper, as if they break the lower its less of a fall.
(Assuming he was partaking.)
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26 Apr 2005, 13:34
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so f*cking zen
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
ITT Tom wonders if he should go on top or not.
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26 Apr 2005, 13:56
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1up on you
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
ITT Tom wonders if he should go on top or not.
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lol
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26 Apr 2005, 14:47
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Its 4 wimmins, myself and a gay guy.
I like that ratio
It isn't in London either SI, it's in Newquay.
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26 Apr 2005, 15:06
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
What hostel you staying in btw?
EDIT: i ask because i've stayed in Newquay many times, not for stalkeresque reasons*
*honest
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26 Apr 2005, 15:39
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cynic
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
so why the hell are you talking on here about it then?
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26 Apr 2005, 15:52
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
Its 4 wimmins, myself and a gay guy.
I like that ratio
It isn't in London either SI, it's in Newquay.
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Why? Because it gives the gay guy the choice of only you?
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26 Apr 2005, 16:14
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Its time to roll the dice
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Lower bunk of course. Anything else is just asking for trouble. Many good reasons but I’ll refrain from listing them all. A few to convince you though...
If upper bunk:
1) Hot air (read farts) rises and if you really unlucky you might never wake up again.
2) A few beers to many and you will wake up next to the guy on the lower bunk. Seldom a success.
3) When the twat in the lower bunk wants to do some pay back from last night when you came home drunk, he remove the "backbone" of your upper bunk. Surprise surprise when you go to bed...
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26 Apr 2005, 17:26
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Thanks guys!
And I don't know which hostel Phalon, I'm letting them organise it.
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26 Apr 2005, 18:26
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I am.
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Its 4 wimmins, myself and a gay guy.
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this totally disproves my theory that you have only been invited because they all think you are gay.
TOTALLY DISPROVES
Just because the only other male these 4 women are prepared to share a room with is gay. and of course the fact that 4 women seldom enjoy sharing a room with a man they think is straight. this means nothing.
I think you'll make a lovely couple.
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26 Apr 2005, 19:30
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
I don't care about your theory about them thinking I'm gay. I can dispel that assumption with ease.
Wait.
If I make them think I'm gay, they'll get unchanged and stuff in front of me.
Oh I sniff a plan.
That will backfire, with amusing consequences for everyone except me!
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26 Apr 2005, 19:42
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I am.
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
yeah right
everyone who doesn't know you at uni thinks your gay
the girl you fancy thinks your gay
clearly this is a useful situation and not a complete **** up
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26 Apr 2005, 19:53
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
I spent 6months staying in Hostels etc. The advice i got was to get the top bunk, because they are less likely to have Bed bugs it also means that drunk people can't do nasty stuff you you easily.
although, it can get too hot, it can also be dangerous, one of my mates smacked his head on the ceiling when he was drunk during teh night!
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26 Apr 2005, 21:25
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Gone
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
On bunk beds.
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Spunk beds more like am i rite.
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26 Apr 2005, 22:07
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Lower bunks are easier getting in and out off, often important when drunk or stoned.
But are bad if you desire space above you.
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26 Apr 2005, 22:13
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Willis?
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27 Apr 2005, 10:41
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Bored
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
I thought this was gonna be about the GD meet
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27 Apr 2005, 14:41
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Don't worry you won't be doing much sleeping with all the gay sex you're going to be having.
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27 Apr 2005, 14:59
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Happy
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
I thought this was gonna be about the GD meet
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it's prolly a close resemblence... except with no girls.
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27 Apr 2005, 16:08
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Quote:
Originally Posted by Weeks
Lower bunks are easier getting in and out off, often important when drunk or stoned.
But are bad if you desire space above you.
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Are also easier to get puked/pissed on by the upper bunker residing person
Often important to bear in mind when dealing with drunke/ stoned people
trust me
I know
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27 Apr 2005, 16:26
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Registered User
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Spunk beds more like am i rite.
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AHEM BROTHER!
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28 Apr 2005, 04:38
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Happy
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Re: For those who know what I'm talking about
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aryn
it's prolly a close resemblence... except with no girls.
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- For those who know what... 27 Apr 2005 16:06 Baron Morte very funny
must have hit a nerve :\
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