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Unread 14 Oct 2004, 18:49   #1
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Mothers.
Mum walks in.

Comes into room.

Asked how interview went.

Threw small pink plastic box at me.

Has NHS and GUM printed on it.

Initial thought, strawberry dental gum!

Horrific realisation, condom holder.

With condom inside.

So I examine. It's Mates.

Flavoured.

CHOCOLATE FLAVOURED.

I DON'T ****ING LIKE CHOCOLATE.

I DO NOT WANT MY KNOB SMELLING OF BASTARD DAIRY MILK.

****s.
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Unread 14 Oct 2004, 18:55   #2
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Re: Mothers.
My Mum once bought me a subscription to Men's Health

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Re: Mothers.
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Mum walks in.

Comes into room.

Asked how interview went.

Threw small pink plastic box at me.

Has NHS and GUM printed on it.

Initial thought, strawberry dental gum!

Horrific realisation, condom holder.

With condom inside.

So I examine. It's Mates.

Flavoured.

CHOCOLATE FLAVOURED.

I DON'T ****ING LIKE CHOCOLATE.

I DO NOT WANT MY KNOB SMELLING OF BASTARD DAIRY MILK.

****s.
Mummy just thinks about little wee skiddy tiddy.
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I agree. Mom is far too clued up on Skiddy's behaviour for comfort.
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Re: Mothers.
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Unread 14 Oct 2004, 22:27   #6
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It's a bit late in the day to be throwing condoms at you.

Mabye I should try that.
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Unread 14 Oct 2004, 22:33   #7
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is Skiddy's mum trying to hit on him do you think?
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Unread 14 Oct 2004, 23:03   #8
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Re: Mothers.
why does your mum have your mates condoms ?
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Unread 14 Oct 2004, 23:09   #9
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Re: Mothers.
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is Skiddy's mum trying to hit on him do you think?
I think he left out the part where she did indeed tried to seduce him.
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Unread 14 Oct 2004, 23:11   #10
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I think he left out the part where she did indeed tried to seduce him.


incest reigns and skiddy gets wet*













*just like his mum lolers
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Unread 15 Oct 2004, 00:32   #11
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girls love chocolate flavoured johnnies though.
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Unread 15 Oct 2004, 00:36   #12
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i want a choclate skiddy when its easter
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Unread 15 Oct 2004, 00:39   #15
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Re: Mothers.
Hmm you could see this as a licence from your mum to bone whatever the hell you like!

Pity she(or the NHS,whatever) cheaped out on the condoms though!
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You live with your mum...?
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Re: Mothers.
ive never seen the point in flavoured condoms, why are they needed, ive certainly never heard of someone wearing a condom during oral sex
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Woah! Muha is back??!!???
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Parents, actually.
My point was that I'm sure skiddy made a topic a while ago about how much stuff he had and how well off he was with it all, yet was still bored. If I'd known he still lived with his parents, I'd have given him the advice "Move out".

Edit: Here's the topic I remembered
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