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4 Aug 2004, 10:37
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Look at what you have to agree to when legally downloading a small tool
ELIGIBILITY EXPORT RESTRICTIONS
I am not a citizen, national or resident of, and am not under the control of, the government of: Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Syria, nor any other country to which the United States has prohibited export. I will not download or otherwise export or re-export the Programs, directly or indirectly, to the above mentioned countries nor to citizens, nationals or residents of those countries. I am not listed on the United States Department of Treasury lists of Specially Designated Nationals, Specially Designated Terrorists, and Specially Designated Narcotic Traffickers, nor am I listed on the United States Department of Commerce Table of Denial Orders. I will not download or otherwise export or re-export the Programs, directly or indirectly, to persons on the above mentioned lists. I will not use the Programs for, and will not allow the Programs to be used for, any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, for the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, chemical or biological weapons of mass destruction.
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4 Aug 2004, 10:40
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th0ng gimp
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: somewhere in th0ngland
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Re: Look at what you have to agree to when legally downloading a small tool
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Originally Posted by xtrasyn
ELIGIBILITY EXPORT RESTRICTIONS
I am not a citizen, national or resident of, and am not under the control of, the government of: Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Syria, nor any other country to which the United States has prohibited export. I will not download or otherwise export or re-export the Programs, directly or indirectly, to the above mentioned countries nor to citizens, nationals or residents of those countries. I am not listed on the United States Department of Treasury lists of Specially Designated Nationals, Specially Designated Terrorists, and Specially Designated Narcotic Traffickers, nor am I listed on the United States Department of Commerce Table of Denial Orders. I will not download or otherwise export or re-export the Programs, directly or indirectly, to persons on the above mentioned lists. I will not use the Programs for, and will not allow the Programs to be used for, any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, for the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, chemical or biological weapons of mass destruction.
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I am not a terrorist or on that list*
*yet
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4 Aug 2004, 10:45
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: Look at what you have to agree to when legally downloading a small tool
Heh. That'll stop those terrorists downloading things. I mean, if its against the EULA then :eek:
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4 Aug 2004, 10:45
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Look at what you have to agree to when legally downloading a small tool
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Originally Posted by Rumad
I am not a terrorist or on that list*
*yet
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I´m not sure if I´m breaking a law
I´ve been on the lookout for Blackhawk helicopters ever since I pressed ´Download Now´...
PARANOIA IS THE MIND KILLER
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4 Aug 2004, 11:05
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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Re: Look at what you have to agree to when legally downloading a small tool
I'm going to make a cool tool and put in the EULA that if they are pretty girls they must come by my house to get a personal license to use it.
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4 Aug 2004, 11:34
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Re: Look at what you have to agree to when legally downloading a small tool
Reminds me of yesterday's Fokke & Sukke for some reason.
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4 Aug 2004, 11:40
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TashTastic
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Re: Look at what you have to agree to when legally downloading a small tool
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Originally Posted by Structural Integrity
I'm going to make a cool tool and put in the EULA that if they are pretty girls they must come by my house to get a personal license to use it.
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only downfall to that is who decides if they are pretty
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4 Aug 2004, 11:53
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: Look at what you have to agree to when legally downloading a small tool
What small tool was this? And why has no-one made a penis joke yet?
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4 Aug 2004, 11:56
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Freedom Fanatic
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Doing evil deeds in the name of freedom
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Re: Look at what you have to agree to when legally downloading a small tool
The Penis joke is far too easy and was the tool some kind of encryption or security software by any chance?
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4 Aug 2004, 12:36
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Käptn Karacho
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Re: Look at what you have to agree to when legally downloading a small tool
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Originally Posted by Ninja_spammer
The Penis joke is far too easy and was the tool some kind of encryption or security software by any chance?
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oracle has something like this on every d/l
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4 Aug 2004, 13:40
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
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Re: Look at what you have to agree to when legally downloading a small tool
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
What small tool was this? And why has no-one made a penis joke yet?
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It was a veritas backup product.
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4 Aug 2004, 22:23
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In a bush where you can't find me
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Re: Look at what you have to agree to when legally downloading a small tool
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Originally Posted by xtrasyn
It was a veritas backup product.
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veritas as in Veritas the company? coz if it is, then my dad used to work for them . that is until they decided to have a bit of a "reshuffle"
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