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18 Jul 2006, 22:53
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so f*cking zen
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Busted ...
... like a cap in the ass.
As usual i used the subway to get into work today. As usual i was on the look out for pretty girls.
The first stop after mine is the one for Glasgow Uni. Girls get on. Some pretty girls. Well i think they were pretty anyway as i only got a quick glance. A minute later i decided to risk a longer look, to confirm that the girl was indeed "hot". I look up ... and the girl's looking right at me. Without a pause she then winks. "Dang" thinks i, "busted".
The train is quite busy which is some-what unusual for that time of day. There's not enough seats to go round and "hot girl" is standing up, at the doors, with her friend. A couple of stops later enough people get off for some seats to free up. People get off but people also get on. There's movement towards me, well the seats to the side of me. I look up and *BAMMO* i'm looking straight at hot girl looking at me AGAIN. Getting caught twice in one journey is "not so good".
So i get into work and i'm feeling pretty red-necked about it. Then the night wore on and i started thinking about what happened. Hot girl was actually looking at me first on both occassions. She also winked in a playful manner.
So my question is; "Is not asking a girl who might very well be interested in me for her number the kind of faggotry that i should be avoiding?"
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18 Jul 2006, 22:55
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I am.
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Re: Busted ...
I saw them live at G-A-Y I thought they were mingers
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18 Jul 2006, 22:55
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Re: Busted ...
Yes.
(oh come on even I'd have asked for her number)
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18 Jul 2006, 23:14
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Busted ...
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Originally Posted by furball
Yes.
(oh come on even I'd have asked for her number)
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But she was very pretty and im used to women being mental so my initial reaction was to think her wink was her way of ****in with me. Took me about 2 hours to figure out that might not be the case. I really need to get my "reaction speed" down to something decent. Like a minute or something.
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18 Jul 2006, 23:22
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Busted ...
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
It might well be, but it's not an easy thing to hit on a strange girl on the subway while completely sober.
But if she goes to Uni, she might have a fairly regular schedule. Look for her again, and have a friend in disguise hassle her.Then you can become the Scottish Train Man,,,
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Thanks for the support dude (not lke that HATER furball).
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18 Jul 2006, 23:31
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Busted ...
delivered
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18 Jul 2006, 23:34
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Busted ...
Dace, quite frankly my dear you're a fool. She was CLEARLY checking you out, you could've been "in there" but no, you had to muck it up AS USUAL!
Although, if you see her again, the whole "I'm not interested in you, I'm playing hard to get" thing might work in your favour, unlike your usual tactic of saying "I love you" to a girl you met 5 minutes ago
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19 Jul 2006, 00:47
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Re: Busted ...
they're also a bunch of tory boys
its a difficult one to call because women are so ****ing odd, you're never sure whether the heat momentarily got to her and shes just winking at your poor decrepid self or whether she likes you. The prettier the girl the more ****ed up she is, they have ugly friends to make them feel better about themselves because they're spreading their aura of popularity on the needy (basically social philanthropy). So you don't know wether this bitch got into temp heat and was making you feel better about yourself or whether she actually likes you.
Life would be easier if we initiated everything via internet forums where syntax, context and meaning can be discussed and then proceed to meet up whilst drunk.
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19 Jul 2006, 00:53
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Fightin-irish for life
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Re: Busted ...
if you see her again , make sure you make eye contact and wink at her , keep your cool and stay looking to see her reaction
if she smiles approach and ask her for coffee (women like that seemingly as they dont feel threatened when asked for coffee as apposed to being asked out for a drink)
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19 Jul 2006, 01:58
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Busted ...
Ahhh in future at least i'll know to wink and smile back. This thread served it's purpose.
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19 Jul 2006, 01:59
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Busted ...
my name is peter and im too good for irc
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19 Jul 2006, 02:06
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Re: Busted ...
I had a similar experience a while ago, girl was checking me out for like 15-20 minutes (the entire duration of the trainride).
But as Nantoz said, it's pretty hard picking up strange girls.
All i can say is beter luck next time dace, who knows you might end up on the same train as her again in the future. (i wasn't so lucky though )
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19 Jul 2006, 02:13
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Re: Busted ...
The traditional english ideal of courtship is dying a very slow death so it seems.
Asking for the number of a faire maiden on a train? How indecent.
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19 Jul 2006, 09:58
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Re: Busted ...
dace you are once again proved to be ****ing useless
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19 Jul 2006, 10:15
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Re: Busted ...
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Originally Posted by Dace
"Dang" thinks i, "busted".
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I see.
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19 Jul 2006, 15:07
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Busted ...
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
I see.
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Those weren't really my exact words (or to be more precise, word).
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19 Jul 2006, 17:15
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Re: Busted ...
Maybe she wanted a staring competition.
Looks like you lost.
Twice.
You complete loser
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19 Jul 2006, 19:25
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cynic
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Re: Busted ...
no one likes losing twice
except dace
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19 Jul 2006, 19:33
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Re: Busted ...
Dace.
Don't let it bother you. There are plenty of lonely, single, civil servants. You really won't stand out. Besides you have that award you got to keep you warm.
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19 Jul 2006, 22:50
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1up on you
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Re: Busted ...
This is why I always carry a pen and some paper.
You should of put your number on the paper and as you jumped off gave it to her and just walk off.
Then its in her hands.
Worst case scenario, you never see her again nor hear from her.
Best case scenario, she calls you, you make love, get married, have children and live happily ever after (with regular sex)
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19 Jul 2006, 22:55
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Bored
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Re: Busted ...
Quote:
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Best case scenario, she calls you, you make love, you get introduced to her identical nymph sister, they share you for ever more
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19 Jul 2006, 22:56
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1up on you
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Re: Busted ...
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I was thinking that...really!
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20 Jul 2006, 00:44
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Re: Busted ...
We could go on and on topping that, for instance, I could suggest maybe she's a triplet and her other two sisters are also both nymphs...
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20 Jul 2006, 07:29
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Re: Busted ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by pig
Worst case scenario, her boyfriend finds out and buries you under his patio with quick drying cement.
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20 Jul 2006, 08:00
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I see you!
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Re: Busted ...
You blew it Dace It's not every day you get the chance to have some "train-love".
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20 Jul 2006, 08:06
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Re: Busted ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
But she was very pretty and im used to women being mental so my initial reaction was to think her wink was her way of ****in with me. Took me about 2 hours to figure out that might not be the case. I really need to get my "reaction speed" down to something decent. Like a minute or something.
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Women are mental.
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20 Jul 2006, 09:48
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Re: Busted ...
It was just a bit of flirting on the bus.
She didn't want a number or she'd have asked you herself
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20 Jul 2006, 13:18
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Re: Busted ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by KaneED
It was just a bit of flirting on the bus.
She didn't want a number or she'd have asked you herself
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What do you know stupidhead, you didn't even read the thread properly
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20 Jul 2006, 13:26
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Re: Busted ...
A shrug followed by a sly smile when she caught you looking the first time would have set her loins alight.
Edit: Especially if you have heat vision, like superman! Harhar.
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20 Jul 2006, 14:21
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Motherfracker
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Re: Busted ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
What do you know stupidhead, you didn't even read the thread properly
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shut up baldy
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20 Jul 2006, 14:23
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Motherfracker
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Re: Busted ...
I was going to say you just need to think to yourself "What would pig do in this situation" and I think you're probably onto a winner.
ofc pig needs comission if you succeed.
in fact i think we need a gospel to women accoring to pig, then we all might get laid!
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20 Jul 2006, 20:24
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Registered Awesome Person
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Re: Busted ...
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
You must excuse furball; it's easy to se why he responds so nastily. I quite doubt that he has been peek-a-booed by strange and hot girls on the subway.
Something I feel that many people might misunderstand about you is that so many of your stories of ladies turn into stories of woe, but that does not change the fact that you DO have encounters with the fairer sex.
I can't remember the last time furball made a mention that his affairs with the fair sex ended up with nasty sex...
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oh come on, is it official furball-hating day?
Just because I don't spill all the info about my love-life like certain posters do doesn't mean its non-existent. We don't all treat GD like our own personal blog...
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21 Jul 2006, 01:21
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Re: Busted ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by furball
Just because I don't spill all the info about my love-life like certain posters do doesn't mean its non-existent. We don't all treat GD like our own personal blog...
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I had a great wank today!
(yes that is the extent of my lovelife at the moment )
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21 Jul 2006, 04:20
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Re: Busted ...
Dace
It's clear to me that you you should neither come out of the closet, nor stay within it.
Youv have shown clear ability to find yourself a lady, and to wish for that realtionship to continue, yet each time such an opportunity appears, you crash and burn in ways most WWII bomber crews would thank their lucky stars they only got hit by flak and had a 20,000ft fall to earth, on fire, without a parachute.
On the other hand, it's clear that coming out of the closet will not help, since you are clearly not bitchy or clever enough to survive in the modern world of 'the gay'.
My suggestion to you is this. Find youself a closet, make sure it has a fourth dimensional space in it, a la Narnia, which will give you a world where you can **** up as much as you like, come back to the closet, go back to Narnia and **** it all up again, without it impacting on;
1) Your real life
2) Our lives where we have to think 'Dace finds a girl staring at him twice, yet does nothing. Stupid f*ck'
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21 Jul 2006, 09:27
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Re: Busted ...
Looks to me like you missed out on a chance to sleep with a hot girl. Bad form peter!
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