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12 Oct 2004, 20:43
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Insanely Insignificant
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Bournemouth
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Cow Tipping
http://www.rawbw.com/~maznliz/tipcow.shtml
Ended up at this url by some means or another and it reminds me of the day a few friends and myself tried it. We were 17 at the time and it took all 4 of us to knock one over - at a run. Was one of the funniest things i've ever seen, though i was mashed at the time.
Since then we've zapped one with a taser on the nose though it (for some strange reason) starting pissing itself before the other cows got 'a bit lairy' (sp?).
Anyway, i'm bored hence this
Anyone ever partaken in the above activity?
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12 Oct 2004, 20:47
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: Cow Tipping
Yes, great fun.
If you take enough of a [silent] run up, you can knock one over by yourself. Also tried whilst drunk.
Shooting them from distance with 'modified high power' air rifles is more fun than tasers though.
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12 Oct 2004, 20:48
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Godfather
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Re: Cow Tipping
im reporting you both to the rspca.
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12 Oct 2004, 20:53
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Re: Cow Tipping
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Originally Posted by skiddy
Yes, great fun.
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12 Oct 2004, 20:53
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Banned
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Re: Cow Tipping
I bet you both have fondled it's udders trying to see if they feel as good as women's tits.
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12 Oct 2004, 20:54
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The Bad Guy
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Re: Cow Tipping
You people are so cool.
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12 Oct 2004, 22:51
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: Cow Tipping
I don't support any notion of animal rights, but anyone who engages in such activity is a ****ing idiot.
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12 Oct 2004, 22:54
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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Re: Cow Tipping
tipping cows, when drunk, is fun for two times tops. after that only the stories are fun
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12 Oct 2004, 22:55
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Re: Cow Tipping
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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
I bet you both have fondled it's udders trying to see if they feel as good as women's tits.
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Stuart has also done much the same thing with men's penises, or so I hear.
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12 Oct 2004, 22:58
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: Cow Tipping
You didn't hear that you lying little ****, I told you on MSN weeks ago.
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12 Oct 2004, 22:59
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Gone
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Re: Cow Tipping
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
You didn't hear that you lying little ****, I told you on MSN weeks ago.
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Didn't you tell me about a year and a half ago?
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12 Oct 2004, 23:03
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: Cow Tipping
Which is more than one week, hence the plural.
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12 Oct 2004, 23:08
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Gone
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Re: Cow Tipping
People should tip fat people over, not cows. Cows are merely stupid, whereas fat people are inherently evil and reject the Christ.
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13 Oct 2004, 14:40
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Cow Tipping
i may well be doing this on the weekend when drunk/stoned in a field full of skydivers...
hoorah! 3 cheers for the countryside.
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13 Oct 2004, 15:55
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Re: Cow Tipping
Yeah, pushing over a defenceless animal is really ****ing funny.
Tits.
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13 Oct 2004, 16:37
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: Cow Tipping
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Yeah, pushing over a defenceless animal is really ****ing funny.
Tits.
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Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so
While the cow tipping is just pathetically childish, the 'tazer incident' is despicable.
(I'm assuming skiddy's "shooting them with a modified high powered air rifle" comment was a joke)
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13 Oct 2004, 16:46
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: Cow Tipping
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1-X
(I'm assuming skiddy's "shooting them with a modified high powered air rifle" comment was a joke)
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Seeing as it's Skiddy i somehow doubt it.
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13 Oct 2004, 17:55
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Gone
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Re: Cow Tipping
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1-X
(I'm assuming skiddy's "shooting them with a modified high powered air rifle" comment was a joke)
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You can barely restrain him from shooting people, so I assume he blasts cows and other such creatures of minor intelligence regularly as a means of release.
Last edited by Marilyn Manson; 13 Oct 2004 at 18:07.
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13 Oct 2004, 18:03
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: Cow Tipping
Well, you fixed 'balsts', now just to sort 'oher' and you're there!
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13 Oct 2004, 18:08
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Gone
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Re: Cow Tipping
I'm not drunk, I'm just excited physically.
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13 Oct 2004, 18:22
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: Cow Tipping
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
People should tip fat people over, not cows. Cows are merely stupid, whereas fat people are inherently evil and reject the Christ.
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Fat people resemble Weebles, and as we all know:
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
Weebles are around,
Don't fall down
Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble,
Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble,
Don't fall down
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13 Oct 2004, 19:23
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The Arson Specialist
Join Date: May 2002
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Re: Cow Tipping
Quote:
Originally Posted by Richie987
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Why dont you take your date cow tipping?
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14 Oct 2004, 00:38
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: Cow Tipping
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
Why dont you take your date cow tipping?
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She falls over enough when she's had a drink.
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14 Oct 2004, 00:54
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Banned
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Re: Cow Tipping
Be a real man. When I get drunk I take a run up and try to knock over a car
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14 Oct 2004, 18:22
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: Cow Tipping
I nearly broke all my knuckles when punching a car while drunk .
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14 Oct 2004, 18:25
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Insanely Insignificant
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Cow Tipping
I've seen someone try to run over (as in running on the roofs) an entire street of cars then preceed to fall and break his leg Henrik Larsson style.
Was funny as fcuk at the time. Looked a tiny bit painful mind.
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14 Oct 2004, 18:30
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: Cow Tipping
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Be a real man. When I get drunk I take a run up and try to knock over a car
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Be a better man, turn your headlights off and accelerate.
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