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12 Oct 2004, 17:48
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God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
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Originally Posted by Online dating thing that kept popping up all over Hotmail
You are looking for: i want a guy who most of all is a serious christian man and is grown up. i dont want a guy who just wants to have fun all the time. i like a guy who can have a good time and someone who has a good sense of humor. i love it when a guy prays with me on a date. i need a guy who is willing to put God first in a relationship and who has a very good relationship with his family.
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So, would you?
I mean seriously.
Who in the name of the Holy Twat herself would actually sit in a restaurant/cinema/McDonalds and pray with someone on your first date?
This is why America gets bombed. This is why I wholeheartedly support Mr Laden's jihad.
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12 Oct 2004, 17:49
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Guy next door
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Well, if it results in raw unholy beastialities you won't hear me complain..
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12 Oct 2004, 17:55
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
It doesn't even mention America.
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12 Oct 2004, 17:57
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wild one
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
19, Female seeking Male
Lakeland, Florida, USA
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12 Oct 2004, 17:59
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by LHC
It doesn't even mention America.
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She does spell "humour" as "humor", though, which would suggest she's from the US.
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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12 Oct 2004, 17:59
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
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Originally Posted by skiddy
19, Female seeking Male
Lakeland, Florida, USA
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12 Oct 2004, 18:02
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Lord Denning
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
19, Female seeking Male
Lakeland, Florida, USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wikipedia
Lakeland is a city located in Polk County, Florida. As of the 2000 census, the city had a total population of 78,452.
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For every 100 females there are 86.8 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there are 82.1 males.
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No wonder she needs to use an online dating service.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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12 Oct 2004, 18:05
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Gone
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Why doesn't she marry bin Laden?
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12 Oct 2004, 18:59
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Registered User
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
i still dont understand why people belive in this whole relgious stuff. religion supports some moral values you can support or not, but the rest? how can people belive in it word by word?
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12 Oct 2004, 19:01
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wild one
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Well, I'd believe in it if she was worth one, but she isn't.
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12 Oct 2004, 19:05
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Hay I found skiddy on that site
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12 Oct 2004, 19:13
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
And I can just imagine Skiddy's Personal Dating on-line description being the reason to validate much more evil crimes on the United Kingdom to be honest rather than someone who wants to pray to god...
Hi, I'm a tool of consumerism, I am insecure about my sexual identity and will sleep with anyone male or female, fugly counts if they bring the alcohol, I'm a member of the TA and as such support the UK's unprovoked attacks on Middle Eastern countries, I like to complain on the internet a lot and spend the rest of my time watching TV that I can complain about on the internet, my favourite way to pass the time is to get smashed with friends and then make stupid retarded phrases/slogans cause I really never lived out being a kid when I was a 7 year old boy.
p.s. Commitment other than to the army, scares me
PICK ME!
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12 Oct 2004, 19:15
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Btw any retort trying to deride me as being unsuitable wouldn't be relevant as a) I'm not using on-line dating services and b) I'm not moaning about people who are using them.
So tough it up.
( I forgot c) you'd have to create a lot of bullshit and believe it to try and reckon me as a poorer choice)
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12 Oct 2004, 19:18
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Clerk
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Ah, I love internet hostility.
edit : Also, this reminded me of this from IRC
[18:48] <JBG> there's a new series on c4 tonight called ban this filth
[18:48] <SYMM> a program all about Sunday8pm?
edit2 : Ban for IRC Logs.
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12 Oct 2004, 19:23
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dazed and confused
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
My idea of the perfect first date: i have no idea!! i have actually never been on a date. but i would just like something that whould let both of us just have some fun and get to know each other.
^ poor girl, she hasnt got a clue
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12 Oct 2004, 19:23
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The Arson Specialist
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Why doesn't she marry bin Laden?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
i like infernos avatar
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12 Oct 2004, 19:24
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The Arson Specialist
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by wu_trax
i still dont understand why people belive in this whole relgious stuff. religion supports some moral values you can support or not, but the rest? how can people belive in it word by word?
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Welcome to the real world. No one does.
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i like infernos avatar
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12 Oct 2004, 19:24
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Banned
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
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Originally Posted by LHC
Hay I found skiddy on that site
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snap.
skiddy you really need a better picture than that.
i was THAT close to clicking the 'Chat with me, I'm Online!' button.
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12 Oct 2004, 19:25
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Banned
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
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Originally Posted by Inferno
hes already married.
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Harem?
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12 Oct 2004, 19:28
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nondescript human
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
This is why America gets bombed. This is why I wholeheartedly support Mr Laden's jihad.
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12 Oct 2004, 19:31
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
( I forgot c) you'd have to create a lot of bullshit and believe it to try and reckon me as a poorer choice)
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Hi, I'm a tool of 20+ years of unemployment followed by two or more of mooching off my girlfriend. I am insecure about my internet identity and will hate anyone male or female, my superiors count if they start the thread. I'm a member of the nothing and as such am responsible for nothing, I like to complain on the internet a lot and spend the rest of my time watching documentaries about Canada which I can talk about on the internet, my favourite way to pass the time is to attack others on the internet with friends and then make stupid retarded phrases/slogans such as "Super Mega Global Net" cause I really never lived out being a kid when I was a 7 year old boy.
p.s. Commitment other than to Canada, scares me
Right?
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12 Oct 2004, 19:35
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Raaaaaaaah!
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
For the record Canada sucks, glad I don't go that much anymore
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12 Oct 2004, 20:01
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Banned
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by LHC
Hi, I'm a tool of 20+ years of unemployment followed by two or more of mooching off my girlfriend. I am insecure about my internet identity and will hate anyone male or female, my superiors count if they start the thread. I'm a member of the nothing and as such am responsible for nothing, I like to complain on the internet a lot and spend the rest of my time watching documentaries about Canada which I can talk about on the internet, my favourite way to pass the time is to attack others on the internet with friends and then make stupid retarded phrases/slogans such as "Super Mega Global Net" cause I really never lived out being a kid when I was a 7 year old boy.
p.s. Commitment other than to Canada, scares me
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wow you fell right into category c)
Come back when you know something.
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12 Oct 2004, 20:28
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wild one
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Yeah I'm on there, I'm trying to find some nice sweet innocent North East girl to have my wicked way with then work her way round her friends. This is cheaper than getting them rat arsed in town.
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12 Oct 2004, 22:23
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
At least she's up front about her religion. Some of those Scientology types are positively sneaky.
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12 Oct 2004, 22:40
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Miles Teg
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
i hope she dies
die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
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12 Oct 2004, 22:43
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Bored
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Actually I know the perfect guy for her.
At a recent 'party' I was invited to (at which there was only one other non-religious guy and we sat scowling in a corner for half the night) there was a guy complaining about how on a recent trip to Lisbon the people he went with wanted to explore the city while he felt much happier just staying in a church and praying.
I got pissed and blasphemed for ages. It was funny.
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12 Oct 2004, 22:49
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so f*cking zen
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Someone link me to Skiddy's plsta.
[/ 19/f/newcastle]
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12 Oct 2004, 22:54
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so f*cking zen
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
BTW that girl is 5 foot 2" (ish) tall and weighs 10 stone.
Im not liking those figures.
I BET SHE EATS FOR JESUS!
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12 Oct 2004, 22:57
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wild one
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
So shes like a ginger, female version of you?
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12 Oct 2004, 23:02
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Gone
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Ginger people are sacreligious.
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12 Oct 2004, 23:04
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so f*cking zen
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Eh?
1.) Im not overweight
2.) Im not short
3.) I dont eat very much
4.) **** YOU!
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12 Oct 2004, 23:05
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wild one
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
You're not thin.
You're not tall.
You had less left on your plate than I did.
Only if that's a proxy offer for your sister.
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12 Oct 2004, 23:10
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Gone
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
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Originally Posted by Inferno
hes already married.
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I'm sure bin Laden won't find if she kills his wife, goodness knows, he's killed plenty of other people's wives. I doubt he'll find a religious extremist blowing up his wife, just so long as it's in order to get into his pants.
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12 Oct 2004, 23:21
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so f*cking zen
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
You're not thin.
You're not tall.
You had less left on your plate than I did.
Only if that's a proxy offer for your sister.
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My BMI is right in the middle of the "good" range
Im above average height
All i ate at RR's was a milky bar, some minstrels, some pringles and half a sandwich.
No.
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12 Oct 2004, 23:22
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so f*cking zen
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Where's the link to Stu's account btw?
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12 Oct 2004, 23:22
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Miles Teg
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
i am thinner then dace
taller then dace
i eat ****loads
and i'd do his sis
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12 Oct 2004, 23:24
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wild one
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12 Oct 2004, 23:24
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Gone
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
I suspect that saying that you would have sexual intercourse with Dace's sister is becoming something of a ridiculous fad. It's really rather bizzare.
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12 Oct 2004, 23:33
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Canadian to the Core
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hicks
For the record Canada sucks, glad I don't go that much anymore
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I HATE YOU
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12 Oct 2004, 23:42
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so f*cking zen
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
It's really rather bizzare.
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Don't you mean "BIZZARO"?!
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12 Oct 2004, 23:50
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
This thread just needs one thing.
One thing that Ive missed on GD the last weeks.
Hows Dace "lovelife" going?
DACE; TELL THE WORLD
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<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
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12 Oct 2004, 23:59
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so f*cking zen
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
I have a story that i shall prolly write and post tomorrow.
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13 Oct 2004, 03:33
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Canadian to the Core
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Quote:
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I have a story that i shall prolly write and post tomorrow.
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I can't wait.
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13 Oct 2004, 03:43
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Happy
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
fs
just cause paul lives here doesn't mean canada sucks :\
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13 Oct 2004, 03:55
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
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Originally Posted by Aryn
fs
just cause paul lives here doesn't mean canada sucks :\
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"straw that broke the camel's back" comes to mind. :P
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13 Oct 2004, 05:00
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aryn
fs
just cause paul lives here doesn't mean canada sucks :\
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The fact that he likes it so much though...
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Banned
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
It's ok Aryn, I'm sure they are just referring to anything west of Ontario sucking(which it does).
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nomen est omen
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Her favourite physical activities are so adventurous and many. She`s only 19 and she`s done all that stuff. wow! Must have cost alot of dosh, yet she`s only on an average income. Something does n`t add up.
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The Arson Specialist
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Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.
Maybe she does little 'jobs' for the priest eh?
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i like infernos avatar
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