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Vaio · 26 Sep 2004, 00:36

So me and Mrs Vaio return from a night out and some f'ker has stolen our parking space (it's in our lease before some arse starts spouting). Anyway, Mrs Vaio when she is annoyed does things that I don't even consider, so she parks and blocks completely their exit (as one does). By some bizzare coincidence they decide to return to their car to go to wherever they are going. As you could imagine this leads to a bit of a confrontation. At one point I had some idiot up against a car with my hand round his throat while Mrs Vaio is squaring up to his girlfriend.

There probably isn't a morale to this story apart from if you are under 21 and drunk and think you are hard as rock then you probably are not, especially when you go and hide in your girlfriend's car when someone offers to tear your head off.

I think the government should do a campaign about it.

~Vaio~ (aka Rocky !!!!)

cubass2 · 26 Sep 2004, 00:39

You sound like quite the tough guy, that really is a rather impressive story.

Vaio · 26 Sep 2004, 00:41

I'd kick your momma's ass or take her out for a drink, whichever is less painfull

~Vaio~

Superpig #1 · 26 Sep 2004, 00:48

Did you beat him up good and proper

Rids · 26 Sep 2004, 00:54

Does it state anywhere that the parking space is yours? As in, on a sign or anything?

MAdnRisKy · 26 Sep 2004, 01:13

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Originally Posted by Rids

Does it state anywhere that the parking space is yours? As in, on a sign or anything?

now don't go stealing the poor lads thunder

Zar · 26 Sep 2004, 02:23

you threaten to beat someone up over a parking space? - what a pikey

Cynical Oracle · 26 Sep 2004, 03:33

white trash?

Dante Hicks · 26 Sep 2004, 04:58

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Originally Posted by Zar

you threaten to beat someone up over a parking space? - what a pikey

Well, it depends. If it was simply that then yeah, that sounds a little unreasonable. But most of these things are about escalations on either side. If Vaio said to the guy "Hey mate, that's my space, do you mind moving your car so I can get in?" and the guy simply said "**** you and your mother" then it's a different matter.

Apothos · 26 Sep 2004, 06:49

Mrs Vaio sounds fiesty. Nice catch.

Sunday8pm · 26 Sep 2004, 08:04

Should of clamped and towed him.

Tomkat · 26 Sep 2004, 13:31

You lead a very sad life if you will physically assault someone over them parking in your spot.

(in my opinion)

The General8 · 26 Sep 2004, 16:22

ffs its a parking space, not worth getting into a fight over

roadrunner_0 · 26 Sep 2004, 17:11

doesnt viao live in a city, a rather large one at that? if so then have you any idea how hard it can be to get a parking space???? and on top of that one that doesnt cost silly amounts?

Tomkat · 26 Sep 2004, 17:58

Yeah but consider it without the "I'll ****ing kill you, you... parking spot stealer!" idea.

They steal the parking place. You park there in front of them. They return, to leave and go somewhere else. Surely a simple evil eye and wait for them to sod off would suffice, then you can claim your precious spot and go on with whatever it was you were going to be doing?

skiddy · 26 Sep 2004, 18:08

Tomkat's a pussy.

I'd have done exactly the same thing.

Good going Vaio.

Zar · 26 Sep 2004, 19:43

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Originally Posted by skiddy

Tomkat's a pussy.

I'd have done exactly the same thing.

Good going Vaio.

you're in the military. They train you guys to think you are hard

Zword · 26 Sep 2004, 19:48

idd, THINK that you are hard. But I just am

Tomkat · 26 Sep 2004, 19:51

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Originally Posted by skiddy

Tomkat's a pussy.

I'd have done exactly the same thing.

Good going Vaio.

Hoping for a peaceful compromise makes me a pussy?

Guilty as charged then, I guess.

jerome · 26 Sep 2004, 19:52

you should grow up in the lean mean 'hoods of Thamesmead, fo' shiz. Fights are commodities, murders make you cool/tough! same with smoking smack etc.

ps. you were rude and offensive to them, go apologize now! :(

JonnyBGood · 26 Sep 2004, 20:05

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Originally Posted by Zar

you're in the military. They train you guys to think you are hard

You're not in the military. They train you to have all the aggression of a little girl.

Vaio · 26 Sep 2004, 20:24

It was the other 'gentleman' that started the fight when he offered to kill me. I offered to let him try. Are most of you seriously suggesting that I should have ran away ? What a bunch of fags

~Vaio~

Zar · 26 Sep 2004, 22:07

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Originally Posted by Vaio

It was the other 'gentleman' that started the fight when he offered to kill me. I offered to let him try. Are most of you seriously suggesting that I should have ran away ? What a bunch of fags

~Vaio~

in that case there is nothing wrong with what you did.

we just assumed that you started the fight.

apologies

Vaio · 26 Sep 2004, 22:14

accepted

~Vaio~

skiddy · 26 Sep 2004, 22:36

I was about three seconds away from flattening a bloke twice my size this evening after he nudged my shoulder drunkenly at a bar trying to get served. Then my father pulled me away, explained why it wasn't worth it and then we left.

If that makes me a bad person, find someone who cares.

Lupin · 26 Sep 2004, 22:43

so you wanna step to my mother****in rap..?

BLOW BLOW

blown to death

yoo yooy!!

Rids · 26 Sep 2004, 22:45

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Originally Posted by skiddy

I was about three seconds away from flattening a bloke twice my size this evening after he nudged my shoulder drunkenly at a bar trying to get served. Then my father pulled me away, explained why it wasn't worth it and then we left.

If that makes me a bad person, find someone who cares.

If you're the sort of guy that would turn around and swing a punch because a guy accidently walks into you in a drunken state, you deserve to end up on the sharp end of a bottling.

Marilyn Manson · 26 Sep 2004, 22:49

You should have targeted him and his family with a major leafleting campaign.

skiddy · 26 Sep 2004, 22:49

I've already been glassed three times.

Worst case I've found is that your vision is temporarily impaired and you miss landing a couple of retaliation punches.

Sunday8pm · 27 Sep 2004, 01:39

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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

You should have targeted him and his family with a major leafleting campaign.

That's beautiful, alas I've used my nomination this week.

NibNub · 27 Sep 2004, 11:52

Ummm... Have you considered that you made him look a fool in front of his girlfriend and he knows where you park your car every night?

(keys, paintstripper in plastic bag, lights kicked in etc)

Vaio · 27 Sep 2004, 13:33

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Originally Posted by NibNub

Ummm... Have you considered that you made him look a fool in front of his girlfriend and he knows where you park your car every night?

(keys, paintstripper in plastic bag, lights kicked in etc)

Sure, but he probably considered that I have his registration number

~Vaio~

Kurashima · 27 Sep 2004, 19:05

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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0

doesnt viao live in a city, a rather large one at that?

No , he lives in a shitty little northern town with delusions of Grandeur that its a proper city.

Vaio · 28 Sep 2004, 01:16

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Originally Posted by Kurashima

No , he lives in a shitty little northern town with delusions of Grandeur that its a proper city.

Let me guess, the bar stools were too tall for you ?

~Vaio~

Androme · 28 Sep 2004, 03:02

You should have told them you and your wife are swingers and if they moved their car, they could swing by too.*

*Less-violent yet non-fagish solution.

I am Idler · 28 Sep 2004, 03:41

you and your gf are equally shit

Vaio · 28 Sep 2004, 07:33

But combined still of an infinitily small percentage of your shitness

~Vaio~

Sunday8pm · 28 Sep 2004, 08:29

Vaio, you just failed at the retort, likewise you will never be above Idler.

Vaio · 28 Sep 2004, 08:56

Dude, everyone is above Idler

~Vaio~

Kurashima · 28 Sep 2004, 16:28

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Originally Posted by Vaio

Let me guess, the bar stools were too tall for you ?

~Vaio~

I drive from the North to the South, for years and years, and the only town i never stop in, regardless, because its little more than a Gretna-wannabe , is Carlisle.

Kurashima · 28 Sep 2004, 16:29

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Originally Posted by Vaio

Dude, everyone is above Idler

~Vaio~

Only if theyre female , or MM.

roadrunner_0 · 28 Sep 2004, 17:19

i quite like carlisle, its got a nice TK maxx store

and the only quasar where i have ever lost a game

CjC · 28 Sep 2004, 17:32

Hmmm, interestingly enough, somebody's decided to use my mums private drive space where I was gonna park my car this evening before launching into a drinking sesh in town.

Any tips?

Vaio · 28 Sep 2004, 17:39

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Originally Posted by CjC

Hmmm, interestingly enough, somebody's decided to use my mums private drive space where I was gonna park my car this evening before launching into a drinking sesh in town.

Any tips?

Park so they can't get out. Leave a note with your mobile number on it so you can be contacted. When you return to your car, remember you are over the alcohol limit and realise that it won't be legal for you to drive, sit back and watch the fireworks

~Vaio~

Vaio · 28 Sep 2004, 17:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kurashima

I drive from the North to the South, for years and years, and the only town i never stop in, regardless, because its little more than a Gretna-wannabe , is Carlisle.

So you have never stopped here and therefore have no knowledge of Carlisle. With such insight it is a shame the US didn't ask you for advice in Iraq.....

and why anywhere would want to be Gretna is beyond me, not even Gretna is Gretna anymore

~Vaio~