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12 Dec 2003, 13:48
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Location: Oslo, Norway
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A Drunkards Story [amazing AND true]
Two days ago myself and my two roomies who share a flat in Oslo, Norway decided we had to do something fun. So we decided to get wasted and perhaps enjoy drugs.
So we did.
We all went out on the city and got even drunker, before we went home to drink a bit more. When we arrived at hour entrance door (wich leads to 4 other flats) we had to go 4 stairs up to get to our home.
The trip going up the stairs felt longer and longer, and we didn't notice that one of us was missing when we finally reached our destination, dropped the beers and went straight to bed to SLEEP.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* someone is literaly tearing our door apart. So i get to my feet, falls on the floor and finally gets to our door to see wtf is going on. Outside our door stands one of my roomies. He explains the we locked him out last night and that he didnt have keys. But that he was so drunk that he went down one floor to see if any doors were open instead of phoning us.
He had gotten lucky and one of the doors below us had been open. The flats do all have the same constructions so at his drunk/doped state he didnt hestitate to go to his regular location inside the flat and lay down on his bed. What he didnt notice at first was that another human being was lying there in the bed.
But when he woke up he did.
He also noticed the fact that he was naked and so was the other person in the bed.
Slowly it came to his realisation that he and the other person had worked through many sexual positions that night.
So he is curious and wanna see who this female is.
Its his sister.
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I LIKE PAUL2.
HE IS MY FRIEND.
HE IS THE BEST FRIEND ANYBODY COULD WISH FOR!
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12 Dec 2003, 13:58
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Registered User
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Re: A Drunkards Story [amazing AND true]
!!!!
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12 Dec 2003, 13:59
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dennaB
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Re: A Drunkards Story [amazing AND true]
We should have a seperate drunkard story forum.
Stop posting this drivel.
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12 Dec 2003, 14:02
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a little bit broken
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Re: A Drunkards Story [amazing AND true]
oh dear
what a waste of 30 seconds reading that was
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12 Dec 2003, 14:33
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Re: A Drunkards Story [amazing AND true]
were it true, its be the funniest thing to ever happen
Cept if it happened to me. Id kill myself on the spot.
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12 Dec 2003, 14:43
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Retard
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Location: Oslo, Norway
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Re: A Drunkards Story [amazing AND true]
i never said this was a good story.
just had to tell it to someone.
i cant go around tell this to people i know.
the involved parts would do just like deffeh said.
and i would not like that.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
I LIKE PAUL2.
HE IS MY FRIEND.
HE IS THE BEST FRIEND ANYBODY COULD WISH FOR!
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12 Dec 2003, 14:44
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Gone
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Re: A Drunkards Story [amazing AND true]
Your story is fantastical, Sir.
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12 Dec 2003, 15:54
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so f*cking zen
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
Ah huh.
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12 Dec 2003, 15:59
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share the <3
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
what madi said
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12 Dec 2003, 16:02
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Damn Dog
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
why would his sister want to have sex with him?
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12 Dec 2003, 17:26
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: A Drunkards Story [amazing AND true]
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Originally Posted by Deffeh
Cept if it happened to me. Id kill myself on the spot.
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Don't do that, sis
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12 Dec 2003, 17:57
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Banned
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
There's nothing more fun about life than incapacitating yourself to a point whereby you are not longer consciously aware of it.
You obviously have some serious life and happiness issues, I suggest you go see a life therapist.
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12 Dec 2003, 20:24
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Mathamagician
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
was his sister wasted too?
why make up stories like this if you dont have the details!
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12 Dec 2003, 20:53
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Next goal wins!
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
kewl...
hehe
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12 Dec 2003, 22:00
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
lies.
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13 Dec 2003, 00:03
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Henry Kelly
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
I feel like I've been mentally raped.
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13 Dec 2003, 00:05
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so f*cking zen
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
I feel like I've been mentally raped.
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Again?!
It's getting to be a bit of a habit for you isn't it.
You dirty slutting trollop i bet you encourage it!
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13 Dec 2003, 00:07
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Henry Kelly
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
I'm an intellectual whore.
But some form of law prevents my past from coming up in a courtroom so even if I deserved it I can get justice.
Like on Judge Judy!
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13 Dec 2003, 04:09
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Käptn Karacho
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
true or not it's a funny story.
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13 Dec 2003, 04:18
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
Highly amusing.
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It was matter for general remark,
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13 Dec 2003, 07:59
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Clerk
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
There's nothing wrong with sleeping with your sister, if she's attractive.
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13 Dec 2003, 11:19
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Miles Teg
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
IF he was so wasted, how could he get it up?
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13 Dec 2003, 14:20
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
New version of a similar story...
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13 Dec 2003, 15:44
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
How did he get it up if he was so drunk he couldn't recognise the girl?
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13 Dec 2003, 17:22
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Dirte
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
Poor guy!
Funny story!
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14 Dec 2003, 13:52
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cynic
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Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]
how could he not know that his sister lived downstairs?
somehow this leads me to not believe this.
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