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30 Mar 2004, 19:17
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Made of Twigs
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What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
..for me on a union committee?
7 places up for grabs to do this.
I dont really want anything to do with my name (Stewart Baker if you can really think of tuff) like "Baking a better union" cos thats what those running for officers do and I think this is different. I was thinking of "Efficiency, Efficiency, Efficiency" (3 identical words got Blair into power!)
If you can think of a layout for posters etc that'd be great too!!
Cheers
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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30 Mar 2004, 19:21
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
"Let Stew do the cooking for you!"
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30 Mar 2004, 19:23
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
lol!
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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30 Mar 2004, 19:23
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Do what Giles's brother Tim did, and run from an Illuminati Party perspective.
'Vote For Who You Feel Like, We'll Still Run Everything Anyway.
Vote Illuminati. Or Don't.'
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30 Mar 2004, 19:29
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Made of Twigs
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
It can only be 6 words long.
(Heh I only just realised BOTH my names have food references!)
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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30 Mar 2004, 19:30
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Made of Twigs
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
"You'd Be STEWpid not too" ??
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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30 Mar 2004, 19:38
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BlueTuba
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Use your loaf - Vote Baker
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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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30 Mar 2004, 19:42
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Registered User
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
"I suck. They suck more though."
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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30 Mar 2004, 19:53
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Registered User
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Someone at Bath used "I eat babies".
No idea if they won.
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30 Mar 2004, 20:00
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Made of Twigs
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnarak
"I suck. They suck more though."
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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30 Mar 2004, 20:03
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Registered User
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
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Originally Posted by Stew
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It emphasis you're superiority over the opposition whilst also admitting to not being perfect yourself. It also shows a sense of humour and an ability to laugh at yourself.
Alternatively
"Don't be a sheep. Vote Stew" with a picture of "someone" ****ing a load of sheep.
Not sure how that fits into a campaign but it gets your character down fine
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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30 Mar 2004, 20:08
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Made of Twigs
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Quote:
Originally Posted by lokken
Use your loaf - Vote Baker
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Hehe - I'm likin that a lot...
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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30 Mar 2004, 20:35
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Butcher, Baker, Candlestick maker and Prez?
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<CmdrCyrax> I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world.
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30 Mar 2004, 20:36
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Made of Twigs
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cmdr_Cyrax
Butcher, Baker, Candlestick maker and Prez?
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But Butcher, Baker, Candlestick maker and committee member doesnt sound as good!
thx tho
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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30 Mar 2004, 20:38
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Save it for a few years.
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<CmdrCyrax> I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world.
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30 Mar 2004, 20:39
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Vote Stew - "Because Manifestos are for Communists"
Vote Stew - "The other guys are crack whores"
Vote Stew - "Its not like you gotta choice"
Vote Stew - "I didnt know she was Thirteen"
Vote Stew - "Im a Spy covered in Mints"
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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30 Mar 2004, 20:50
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Made of Twigs
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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30 Mar 2004, 21:37
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Last edited by Leshy; 30 Mar 2004 at 21:52.
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30 Mar 2004, 22:20
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Made of Twigs
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
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Originally Posted by Leshy
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Lolly roffle
Thx
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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30 Mar 2004, 22:25
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Registered User
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
..for me on a union committee?
"Efficiency, Efficiency, Efficiency"
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Such words do not exist in a Union.
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30 Mar 2004, 23:21
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
"I'm interesting, please vote for me."
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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31 Mar 2004, 08:57
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Clerk
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
"Stewart Baker : Kicked off the LGB Committee for Faggotry"
"Vote For Me Or There Will Be Violence" (it works in Central America)
Actually, sod it, Lokken's phrase clearly wins.
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31 Mar 2004, 09:40
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This is bat country
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Schhh... You Know Stew.
Stew - The Freshmaker!
Don't Get Mad, Get Stew.
The Stew For All Ages.
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Stew.
Lightening the Stew.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Stew.
That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Stew.
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Stew.
Great Stew. Great Times.
The Stew That Likes To Say Yes.
Stew Prevents That Sinking Feeling.
Stew with the Less Fattening Centres.
A Stew Works Wonders.
Exceedingly Good Stew.
I might run for president of whereever
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Burárum!
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31 Mar 2004, 11:03
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
But Butcher, Baker, Candlestick maker and committee member doesnt sound as good!
thx tho
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Butcher, Baker, Mass debater?
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<CmdrCyrax> I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world.
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31 Mar 2004, 13:59
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Gone
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Stage a rally and beat up everyone who disagrees with you. It worked for Hitler.
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31 Mar 2004, 15:04
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BlueTuba
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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31 Mar 2004, 15:09
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nondescript human
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
"Your country needs Stew!"
Just rip off the Kitchener poster, replacing "you" with "Stew". Genius.
Last edited by Nondescript Human; 31 Mar 2004 at 16:16.
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1 Apr 2004, 15:16
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Bored
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
Look, there's no point - noone votes in these things anyway.
Well, except the candidates and there friends.
It's a popularity contest!
Anyway, We lost varsity against Sheffield Hallem
We wiped the floor with their badminton team tho.
Man i'm hungover...
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1 Apr 2004, 15:16
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Next goal wins!
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Do what Giles's brother Tim did, and run from an Illuminati Party perspective.
'Vote For Who You Feel Like, We'll Still Run Everything Anyway.
Vote Illuminati. Or Don't.'
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im fairly certain im going to steal this idea in the future and market it as my own.
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bastard bastard bastard bastard
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1 Apr 2004, 16:53
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Made of Twigs
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Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?
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Originally Posted by Ste
Look, there's no point - noone votes in these things anyway.
Well, except the candidates and there friends.
It's a popularity contest!.
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1000 ppl voted last year, with Lokken's slogan I'm bound to get like 950 votes!!
Edit: You had better vote for me, and all your mates, and feel free to put up one of my posters in badminton societies thing!!
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
Last edited by Stew; 1 Apr 2004 at 17:01.
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