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26 Jan 2004, 21:26
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Re: most used lie in the world?
i notice you manage to fit that in too
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26 Jan 2004, 21:27
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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i notice you manage to fit that in too
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26 Jan 2004, 21:30
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"I was at the doctors/dentist/hospital/optician"
Yeah, you are at one of these places once a week even though there's nothing wrong with you.
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26 Jan 2004, 21:51
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"Sorry, I'm late - the train was delayed." as opposed to "I couldn't get up, I hate my life."
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26 Jan 2004, 22:00
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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i notice you manage to fit that in too
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Just one single fact would do it.
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26 Jan 2004, 22:11
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Re: most used lie in the world?
no it wouldnt, as you'd then dispute that fact, and it'd take several hours of discussion , unless you expect me to to let you dissect my evidence without any chance to offer my opinion.
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26 Jan 2004, 22:27
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Re: most used lie in the world?
if you're ever bored nb3 i'd love to hear your views.. email me.. you won't have to worry bout these bozos dissect anything :P
anyway back on track.. another commonly used lie
'isn't my gf hot?'
'uh... yah, she's cute..'
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26 Jan 2004, 22:38
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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no it wouldnt, as you'd then dispute that fact, and it'd take several hours of discussion , unless you expect me to to let you dissect my evidence without any chance to offer my opinion.
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You can offer your opinion, but it's generally only crazies who do it without factual backing of any kind.
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26 Jan 2004, 22:40
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Re: most used lie in the world?
MrL don't be stupid, how could evolution be true when the earth was only created from the void about 6,000 years ago.
[edited] due to new information 2 posts down.
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26 Jan 2004, 22:42
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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You can offer your opinion, but it's generally only crazies who do it without factual backing of any kind.
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which is exactly my point.
providing those facts will stimulate a debate which i do not have the 6 million hours to refute all your points in.
when i have time for that, i'll be more than happy to.
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26 Jan 2004, 22:42
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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MrL don't be stupid, how could evolution be true when the earth was only created from the void about 10,000 years ago.
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28th Oct 4004BC you muppet.
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26 Jan 2004, 22:44
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Re: most used lie in the world?
Thread dead.
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26 Jan 2004, 22:52
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Re: most used lie in the world?
threads dead baby, threads dead.
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26 Jan 2004, 22:58
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Re: most used lie in the world?
hay look
mrl ruins another thread.
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26 Jan 2004, 22:59
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Re: most used lie in the world?
Apparently all the fossils we find which are older than 6000 years were planted there by God, as fossils.
This seems a little bit odd, on the one hand he wants everyone to believe in him by telling Moses, and on the other hand he's a bit devious and plants evidence which seemingly disproves creation theory.
Why would God want to trick us?
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26 Jan 2004, 23:00
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"I have a headache"
"I don't want to spoil our friendship"
"You're a nice guy, but..."
Sorry, I'm quite bitter atm
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26 Jan 2004, 23:01
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Re: most used lie in the world?
'i'll be right back'
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26 Jan 2004, 23:02
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by Aryn
hay look
mrl ruins another thread.
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'hahaha'
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26 Jan 2004, 23:03
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"he started it"
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26 Jan 2004, 23:04
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"Hey, that's my rice!"
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26 Jan 2004, 23:12
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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'hahaha'
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26 Jan 2004, 23:14
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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you've become french.
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Your mother was a 'amster, and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES
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26 Jan 2004, 23:16
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Re: most used lie in the world?
i feel like im trapped in one big studio set which randomly replays films and tv shows.
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26 Jan 2004, 23:28
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Re: most used lie in the world?
I am a fish.
I am a fish.
I am a fish.
I am a fish.
I am a fish.
I am a fish.
I am a fish.
I am a fish.
Ad nauseum
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26 Jan 2004, 23:28
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Re: most used lie in the world?
friend of mine wrote that on exam paper because he was told he didnt need to pass it.
he was told wrong.
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27 Jan 2004, 00:18
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"My grandmother* died"
Replace with grandfather/uncle/aunt/cousin as the need arrises.
"Everything is fine in my life"
"I only drink because its social"
or the best one
"Tomorrow will be better"
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27 Jan 2004, 06:29
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Re: most used lie in the world?
the most over used lie in the world is ::
Im sorry
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27 Jan 2004, 06:31
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Re: most used lie in the world?
excuse me is almost sorry aswell so that counts.. think about it
some one bumbs you, "im sorry" tho they really could care less
I killed you fish "im sorry" although they just want to get the f out of ther
i got on an on but you get teh idea
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27 Jan 2004, 06:34
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Re: most used lie in the world?
we are debating when earth was created.. gawd
guys, guyes guys
you forgot..
TIME ZONES hello
God did infact create the world in 7 days...in Omnipotime, (gods time) of course, in mans time that traslate into a 6 billion years likeways 8k years ago in gods time, the earth was created, and 3.14 billion years later is mans equivalent..
DUR
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27 Jan 2004, 11:36
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by Qdeathstar
we are debating when earth was created.. gawd
guys, guyes guys
you forgot..
TIME ZONES hello
God did infact create the world in 7 days...in Omnipotime, (gods time) of course, in mans time that traslate into a 6 billion years likeways 8k years ago in gods time, the earth was created, and 3.14 billion years later is mans equivalent..
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Do you really believe that, or are you trying to be funny and failing?
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27 Jan 2004, 12:03
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"no you look fine, you're not fat at all"
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27 Jan 2004, 13:33
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Re: most used lie in the world?
Jesus loves you.
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27 Jan 2004, 13:48
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Re: most used lie in the world?
Have you switched service providers recently?
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27 Jan 2004, 13:53
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"I'll get around to it."
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27 Jan 2004, 13:56
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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The fact youre going to a beauty therapist tells me youre far too self obsessed to be hanging around a forum filled with testostegeeks.
Away with you and your attention whoring Madi! Its completely unbecoming!
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i am a girl
we are all worried about how we look
and i am one who really doesn’t want to have a moustache anymore
i could have lied of course and said something about visiting a dentist instead
would that have been less offensive to your delicate sensibilities?
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27 Jan 2004, 13:56
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Re: most used lie in the world?
i have found myself using
'it wasnt me'
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27 Jan 2004, 14:41
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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'I have some sweeties in my pocket' is Dace's most used lie.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KaneED
for dace its like "no officer i swear she said she was 16"
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You are both wrong whilst Madi is correct.
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
this will only hurt a little bit
in this instance:
Talking to the little girls
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27 Jan 2004, 14:44
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Re: most used lie in the world?
It`s in the post.
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27 Jan 2004, 14:55
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Have we had
"she told me she was 16"
"she fell on the knife"
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Yes
No
"Honestly officer, she chopped her own legs off and crawled into the acid bath"
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27 Jan 2004, 15:00
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Re: most used lie in the world?
'I appreciate your opinion, but...'
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27 Jan 2004, 15:03
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Have we had
"she told me she was 16"
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It's quoted 2 posts up from your post.
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27 Jan 2004, 15:18
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Re: most used lie in the world?
"She was asking for it".
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27 Jan 2004, 15:22
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Re: most used lie in the world?
**** OFF PAGE 3!
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27 Jan 2004, 15:22
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so f*cking zen
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Re: most used lie in the world?
I am now soooooooooo cool.
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27 Jan 2004, 15:25
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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"I got nothing against black people"
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27 Jan 2004, 15:27
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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"I got nothing against black people"
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That's not so much a "lie" (how can it be a lie when it's so BLATANTLY unture) as "funny".
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27 Jan 2004, 15:30
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Re: most used lie in the world?
Most of the people I've ever met have something against black people.
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27 Jan 2004, 15:35
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Re: most used lie in the world?
I have nothing against black people, but they are hard to see in the dark....
When they're trying to knife you!
Oops, I've said too much.
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27 Jan 2004, 15:40
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Re: most used lie in the world?
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Most of the people I've ever met have something against black people.
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According to the Times 18% of British people think that Jews have too much power in the UK. For serious.
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Re: most used lie in the world?
That must be the 18% intelligent people.
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