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15 Dec 2003, 01:58
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ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
that guy at the start of a race who counts down from 3 to 1 then fires a gun into the air
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15 Dec 2003, 02:07
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
Planetarion Creator
oh shi
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15 Dec 2003, 02:10
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
internet explorer bug tester
(lol bcoz anyone could find bugs in IE, right guys?)
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15 Dec 2003, 02:12
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
McJob lolz
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15 Dec 2003, 02:14
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
Relaying news from one place to another, alongside two people doing likewise.
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15 Dec 2003, 02:15
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
Security Guard .... oh , wait. Someone beat him to it.
"Person who completes a university course" ... wait, hes lost out on that one too.
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15 Dec 2003, 02:16
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
the guy who stands on the street with a big sign saying "sale now on" and an arrow pointing to a shop which has a sale on.
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15 Dec 2003, 02:16
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
Browsing teen forums, selecting choice posts and displaying them with semi-witty remarks to fill space on a comedy website.
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15 Dec 2003, 02:17
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
the people that give the Big Issue magazines to the homeless people to sell on
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15 Dec 2003, 02:18
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
moderator of an unmoderated internet forum
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15 Dec 2003, 02:19
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
professional solitaire player
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15 Dec 2003, 02:20
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
reserve team football player for a low league squad
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15 Dec 2003, 02:21
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
C++ programmer
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15 Dec 2003, 02:22
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
scientist paid by the government to see if consuming alcohol results in the expected effects of consuming alcohol
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15 Dec 2003, 02:23
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
One of those guys who follow rich people around complimenting their clothes and laughing at their jokes.
edit: I mean middle-managers.
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15 Dec 2003, 02:23
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
lollipop lady
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15 Dec 2003, 02:24
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
leader of a labour union
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15 Dec 2003, 02:26
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
the guy who counts how many polystyrene balls have been put into each box in order to ensure both resource efficiency and product protection are maximised.
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15 Dec 2003, 02:27
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
a chef hired to cook meals for a group of anorexic girls who hope to break the world-record in weighing the least amount possible without losing conciousness
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15 Dec 2003, 02:28
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
the guy who supervises the guy who counts how many polystyrene balls have been put into each box in order to ensure both resource efficiency and product protection are maximised.
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15 Dec 2003, 02:28
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garbage collector at a green peace meeting
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15 Dec 2003, 02:32
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
Stop being horrible to NB
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rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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15 Dec 2003, 02:33
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the advertiser for Coca-Cola
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15 Dec 2003, 02:33
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one of the top 3 writers for The Register
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15 Dec 2003, 02:33
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
Person that posts 'comedy' job suggestions on an internet forum at half one in the morning.
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15 Dec 2003, 02:34
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
a nightwatchman at a junk yard
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15 Dec 2003, 02:36
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
tech support helpdesker working for a paperweight manufacturing company.
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15 Dec 2003, 02:36
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
the guy who announces when trains are late, when there are computer controlled boards on all the platforms anyway
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15 Dec 2003, 02:37
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
Nodrogs psychiatrist
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15 Dec 2003, 02:38
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
the guy who announces when trains are on time
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15 Dec 2003, 02:38
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fashion critics
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15 Dec 2003, 02:39
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
the person at microsoft who designs dozens of background patterns that no one will ever use
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15 Dec 2003, 02:40
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
internet policeman
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15 Dec 2003, 02:40
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
amiga programmers
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15 Dec 2003, 02:43
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
a person responsible for weeding a small patch of uninhabitable 1cm deep dirt closed between 40ft high brick walls covered with a panel so that light cant enter, and concrete under the soil so that no moisture can work its way towards the surface
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15 Dec 2003, 02:45
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leader of the communist party
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15 Dec 2003, 02:46
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a writer of horoscopes
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15 Dec 2003, 03:00
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
Scriptwriter for Boris Johnson
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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15 Dec 2003, 03:05
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Re: ITT we suggest easy and unchallenging jobs that NB3 might not fail miserably at
GD mod.
Speaking of which..........
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