|
18 Aug 2003, 19:57
|
#1
|
fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
Posts: 919
|
When I lost my virginity - and the following traumas
OR, "When I cheated on my boyfriend, a detailed story - and Should I tell him about it?"
OR, "Which hot blonde should I choose? - I'm dating three girls and can't choose which to sleep with first! Included is a description of all girls with revealing photos."
I have no problem with laying out my entire personal life on the Internet!
Though since I have so many personal problems at the moment, I'd like to ask YOU to choose which one you want me to reveal to YOU in detail!
And remember, I evaluate YOUR oppinion highly. Without YOU, I'm lost :/
Matrim
__________________
Holy smoke.
|
|
|
18 Aug 2003, 20:00
|
#2
|
Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Restaurant at the end of the Universe
Posts: 558
|
The one where you cheated on your boyfriend, definately.
(that is if you're not going to be all too serious about it and are willing to share some intimate details).
|
|
|
18 Aug 2003, 20:03
|
#3
|
Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
|
boyfriend one
__________________
"You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
|
|
|
18 Aug 2003, 20:03
|
#4
|
Retired
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The Back Porch Bar
Posts: 2,593
|
Seconded.
__________________
I'd rather be fishing.
Utterly useless since r3
|
|
|
18 Aug 2003, 20:05
|
#5
|
The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
|
Matrim
|
|
|
18 Aug 2003, 20:50
|
#6
|
Guilty of being White
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: CANADA EH!!!!!
Posts: 254
|
wtf cheating on your boyfriend? and then you say your dating three hot blonde girls.... I'm confused
__________________
<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your **** up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
|
|
|
18 Aug 2003, 20:54
|
#7
|
lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,514
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Plastic-Wrap
I'm confused
|
so is Matrim by the sounds of it.
__________________
eXcessum
|
|
|
18 Aug 2003, 20:58
|
#8
|
I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Germany
Posts: 2,198
|
no you are not lost. i am sure their is someone in your familiy who is interested what you have to tell them, although you might not think that.
ps. you definatley should not support him in revealing his personal problems.
__________________
The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
|
|
|
18 Aug 2003, 21:55
|
#9
|
fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
Posts: 919
|
I love you, my fellow Internet users.
In here for a quick update; the situation is as follows:
My boyfriend has been suspecting that something is wrong all day. He always could sense it when something wasn't right in our relationship. It hurts me to see him suffer like that :/
He's gone to bed now, and I'm going to follow shortly. So unfortunately I won't have time to tell you the whole story now - the tantalizing story about what happened last night...
I'll have to do that tomorrow, when my boyfriend works the evening shift - I don't want him to barge in on me while I'm writing about our private life like this! That would not look good.
So I'll be going now... and if I'm going to tell him now about what happened between me and Luc yesterday... - well, you'll just have to wait and see.
Thank you all again.
Matrim
__________________
Holy smoke.
|
|
|
18 Aug 2003, 23:41
|
#10
|
WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
Posts: 2,738
|
Quote:
Originally posted by JC
so is Matrim by the sounds of it.
|
Sounds like it! CLEAR THIS UP FIRST DAMMIT!
__________________
I came, I saw, I shouldn't mix pleasure with carpentry.
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 03:14
|
#11
|
Homesick
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 399
|
I'd prefer the story about the three blondes, but seems there's no chance of that now.
__________________
Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 06:20
|
#12
|
Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
|
Is matrim a girl or gay?
__________________
Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 07:07
|
#13
|
Homesick
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 399
|
Possibly both.
__________________
Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 09:27
|
#14
|
cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
|
or possibly being the most sarcastic person on earth...
__________________
lazy
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 09:30
|
#15
|
King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
Posts: 3,332
|
The anticipation is killing me.
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 10:17
|
#16
|
Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Noruega
Posts: 2,999
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Zapman
I'd prefer the story about the three blondes, but seems there's no chance of that now.
|
seconded :P
__________________
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of War"
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 10:37
|
#17
|
Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
|
I think Matrim is on drugs because he never said anything when I was in his galaxy. He was in fact the quietest, most boringest person ever to play PA.
He's a liar!
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 11:00
|
#18
|
Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Wearing Speedos
Posts: 1,021
|
The hawt blond story with revealing photos (providing the photos are of females, or persons who are now biologically female for >3 months)
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 11:41
|
#19
|
Guest
|
This thread holds great potential.
Hopefully Matrim will unleash it.
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 11:46
|
#20
|
cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
|
Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
or possibly being the most sarcastic person on earth...
|
i cant believe i'm quoting myself, but there again, i cannot believe the sheer densness of most of the posts in this thread :/
methinks that matrim is having himself a little diatribe against the amount of threads dealing with ppl's love lives on here atm ffs :/
__________________
lazy
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 12:20
|
#21
|
Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
Posts: 3,790
|
Is this one of those Australian soap operas converted to a message board ?
Can I be Jason the surfer dude who is secretly in love with Mrs Minge the shop keeper with the hidden secret ?
Vaio
__________________
The George Harrison of BlueTuba
Yes, I know he is dead !
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 12:32
|
#22
|
J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
Posts: 5,583
|
Taj is in love with Libby.
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 14:04
|
#23
|
Homesick
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 399
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Toccata & Fugue
He won't be quite so interested when it turns out she's actually....his grand-daughter from the future!!!
|
Even neighbours doesn't go that low
__________________
Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 22:23
|
#24
|
fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
Posts: 919
|
IT HAS BEEN A TERRIBLE DAY!!
Okay, before I continue, I need to get this out of the oven first: I did NOT tell him last night about my adventure with Luc... so there you have it.
You see, without your help, forum users, I just couldn't figure out what to do! I was completely at a loss.
Now for the whole story. Before I start off, you need to know the four characters involved in my difficult situation.
First there is me, Matrim. I don't really want to tell you all that much about myself; actually mostly I want to talk about other people and sort of let them tell my story. This way I feel that I can remain relatively anonymous while still letting you in on the whole deal at the expence of others.
Second - and most important! - my boyfriend, Julian. Julian is the most caring and gentle person I've ever known. He's a bit boring though. More the 'read a book on saturday night' kind of guy. So mostly when I'm out having fun, he's sitting home doing I don't know, probably something boring. Like drawing furries or lamps or something in that stupid drawing book of his.
Third there is my ex, that devilish rouge! Xavier. We broke up a year ago or so, but remain friends, without that odd feeling you sometimes have when remaining friends with your ex, which I think is fortunate. Anyway he's the complete opposite of poor Julian. He's partying almost every day, always looking cool and is just a great "person person". Also he's the reason why I'm in this mess in the first place...
The last one, of course, is Luc. Luc... I'd seen him around for a few months, but never really gotten to talk to him before last Saturday. He sort of stands out in a crowd without trying to. Perhaps because he's trying not to stand out, I think. He's very quiet and has this air of intellectuality about him. In that respect he's quite like Julian, only he's much more... passionate... but I'll leave that for later.
Now let's go back a few days, to Saturday morning. I was just... oh **** Julian's home I've got to go! I'll be back tomorrow with more.
Before I go though: roadrunner_0, how can you possibly say something like that!? Imagine if someone actually took you seriously, then they wouldn't believe in my troubled situation and not give me the advice I'm so depending on! :(
And dear KaneED: I always tried to do my best so that you would be proud of me. I guess I just wasn't good enough :(
Matrim
__________________
Holy smoke.
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 22:25
|
#25
|
Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
|
This has gotten stupid
__________________
Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
|
|
|
19 Aug 2003, 22:33
|
#26
|
Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Restaurant at the end of the Universe
Posts: 558
|
It drags on like the real thing though.
|
|
|
20 Aug 2003, 17:52
|
#27
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Matrim should put up naked pics of himself incely. I feel this would be in keeping with his new style insanity and homosexuality.
Although he may just be talking bollocks, since Matrim is constantly battling with reality in general. It is a never ending struggle for him.
|
|
|
20 Aug 2003, 17:54
|
#28
|
King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
Posts: 3,332
|
I can't wait until tonight's installment. Can we have it early please?
|
|
|
20 Aug 2003, 17:57
|
#29
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Mirai
This has gotten stupid
|
Rather a strange statement, considering it was never tinged with even the slightest bit of sanity, explanation, logical context or coherence to begin with.
|
|
|
20 Aug 2003, 18:15
|
#30
|
Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Restaurant at the end of the Universe
Posts: 558
|
Matrim taking the piss should be valued and not be taken seriously.
|
|
|
20 Aug 2003, 19:05
|
#31
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Quote:
Originally posted by mpr0733
Matrim taking the piss should be valued and not be taken seriously.
|
How can you tell when he has lapsed into a bout of sanity, and when he is being nuts, and when he is being ironic, etc?
I can't.
|
|
|
20 Aug 2003, 19:06
|
#32
|
fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
Posts: 919
|
My life is in ruin. All thanks to you, my so called "'friends on the Internet who would always be there for me and always help me". I feel that I'm a piece of wood on the ocan in a huge storm and I might be sinking. Now I need your help more than ever, but I don't trust you any more...
To make a long story short: WE BROKE UP. That is, he broke up with me. Why, you ask. Here's what happened:
I come home from work, fearing nothing and looking forward to the gourme dinner my dear Julian has cooked for me. Waiting for me in the door is Julian. Without dinner, but with all his stuff in cardboard boxes.
So he asks me "Have you so little respect for me? For us? For what I thought we were about? I won't spend another day with you, Matrim. You're scum."
Shocked more than Arnold waking up without his biceps, I demand to know what's going on. And here's the deal: HE LOOKED THROUGH MY HISTORY AND WENT BROWSING ON THIS FORUM. As you have guessed, he found this thread and read it.
For somewhat reason he felt that me discussing my personal and deeply emotional problems with YOU instead of him, was a "betrayal of trust" or something. What nonsense. So of course I said that if he didn't appreciate my right to say whatever I want about anyone and especially him on the Internet then he could just **** off.
I regret saying that now I guess but there's not much to do about it.
And so I blame you. I blame the Internet... I don't blame myself. I am a victim :/
Matrim
__________________
Holy smoke.
|
|
|
20 Aug 2003, 19:12
|
#33
|
Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Restaurant at the end of the Universe
Posts: 558
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
How can you tell when he has lapsed into a bout of sanity, and when he is being nuts, and when he is being ironic, etc?
I can't.
|
Years of experience. True Fact.
|
|
|
20 Aug 2003, 19:13
|
#34
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Quote:
Originally posted by mpr0733
Years of experience. True Fact.
|
You should write a pamphlet on it all. We are currently in complete darkness on this subject.
|
|
|
20 Aug 2003, 19:18
|
#35
|
Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Restaurant at the end of the Universe
Posts: 558
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You should write a pamphlet on it all. We are currently in complete darkness on this subject.
|
I seriously doubt that you or anyone else is genuinely interested in our Messenger chat sessions.
|
|
|
20 Aug 2003, 19:29
|
#36
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Quote:
Originally posted by mpr0733
I seriously doubt that you or anyone else is genuinely interested in our Messenger chat sessions.
|
Do not underestimate popular interest in these sorts of private matters.
|
|
|
21 Aug 2003, 06:19
|
#37
|
J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
Posts: 5,583
|
Oh Matrim. Poor, poor Matrim
|
|
|
21 Aug 2003, 08:05
|
#38
|
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
|
can you tell us about the women now?
oh, and no gourmet would ever spell gourmet gourme.
__________________
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
|
|
|
21 Aug 2003, 09:25
|
#39
|
cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
|
this thread lost all coherency a long time ago.
__________________
lazy
|
|
|
21 Aug 2003, 15:53
|
#40
|
fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
Posts: 919
|
What are you talking about, women? There are no women in my life.
Also I'm no gourmet, Julian is.
This thread is over.
Matrim
__________________
Holy smoke.
|
|
|
22 Aug 2003, 13:02
|
#41
|
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
What are you talking about, women? There are no women in my life.
Also I'm no gourmet, Julian is.
This thread is over.
Matrim
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
OR, "Which hot blonde should I choose? - I'm dating three girls and can't choose which to sleep with first! Included is a description of all girls with revealing photos."
|
and everyone wanted to know about your buggery. what is this forum coming to?
__________________
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
|
|
|
22 Aug 2003, 18:28
|
#42
|
cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
and everyone wanted to know about your buggery. what is this forum coming to?
|
i wanted to know about the girls, not the buggery :/
__________________
lazy
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 22:25.
| |