Without a shadow of a doubt my worst feature is my feat. They are disgusting. Horrible. I can file them and cut all the dead skin off them as often as i want, and trim the hair on my toes, but it doesnt stop them being yellow messes. My big toes are ****ing _huge_ and it makes wearing football boots pretty uncomfortable. As you can see at the moment i have one foot that is dead skinned to ****, and the other one has a exploded blood blister under the surface.
http://img134.imageshack.us/my.php?i...oto0010rf6.jpg
Horrible.
My best feature (by default) is probably my penis but only because a/ the rest of me is so rubbish and b/ i have amusement at the fact that people cant tell it doesnt work properly from just looking at it. But im not taking a picture of it, although that would definitely be the most macho way to get banned from the forums
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