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9 Nov 2004, 01:43
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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Today I became a man
I spent over £100 in B&Q
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9 Nov 2004, 02:07
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
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Re: Today I became a man
You can do it, when you B&Q it!
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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9 Nov 2004, 02:11
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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Re: Today I became a man
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
You can do it, when you B&Q it!
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I can build a bar in my living room from scratch!
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9 Nov 2004, 02:38
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: Today I became a man
Why do you need a bar when you can have A FRIDGE FULL OF BEER?!
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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9 Nov 2004, 02:39
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: Today I became a man
I recently went to the biggest adult sex store warehouse in the Ottawa area with my gf and another female roommate.
I think that's more manly.
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9 Nov 2004, 02:44
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: Today I became a man
i once downed a 1/4 litre of vodka without throwing up
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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9 Nov 2004, 03:10
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Re: Today I became a man
I once had sex!
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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9 Nov 2004, 03:22
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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Re: Today I became a man
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Originally Posted by Dace
Why do you need a bar when you can have A FRIDGE FULL OF BEER?!
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Why do you want a fridge full of beer when you can have
4 KEGS FULL OF BEER
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9 Nov 2004, 05:25
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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Re: Today I became a man
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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
I recently went to the biggest adult sex store warehouse in the Ottawa area with my gf and another female roommate.
I think that's more manly.
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Not when you're there so she can buy a strap-on, in anticipation of your cosy winter evenings you'll spend on all fours in front of the fire, with nothing but a jar of KY Jelly and a pillow for comfort...
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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9 Nov 2004, 08:11
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Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
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Re: Today I became a man
I tell every walking girl/woman/grizzly at work they're sexy, now that is manly!
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9 Nov 2004, 08:16
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: Today I became a man
I once won a twelve hour game of Risk.
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9 Nov 2004, 10:46
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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Re: Today I became a man
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
I once won a twelve hour game of Risk.
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World Domination or Missions?
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9 Nov 2004, 10:55
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
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Re: Today I became a man
i completed the small minesweeper version in 8 seconds without cheating.
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9 Nov 2004, 11:01
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: Today I became a man
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Originally Posted by Pyr0 MK III
I once had sex!
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But only once ay!
I once fixed something on my car!
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9 Nov 2004, 11:05
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: Today I became a man
i dont think i have ever done anything particularly manly
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i came, i saw, i made a bit of a mess
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9 Nov 2004, 11:14
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: Today I became a man
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Originally Posted by madi
i dont think i have ever done anything particularly manly
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Scratched your arse?
Farted loudly in bed?
Cooked a steak?
Made fire?
Had a beer in front of the football?
Come on - there's loads to choose from 
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9 Nov 2004, 11:44
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InSomniac
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Durham, England
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Re: Today I became a man
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Originally Posted by Ste
Scratched your arse?
Farted loudly in bed?
Cooked a steak?
Made fire?
Had a beer in front of the football?
Come on - there's loads to choose from |
check
check
check
check
and check
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Elysium | HR | eXilition | OuZo | ND | InSomnia | DLR
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Sexytime HC of Belgians (#s3xytime)
Not so retired anymore....
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9 Nov 2004, 12:58
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: Today I became a man
i completed the chinese missions on C&C generals last night if that counts?
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9 Nov 2004, 12:59
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In a bush where you can't find me
Posts: 2,474
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Re: Today I became a man
i built a wardrobe from MFI, without reading the instructions! 
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They shall not grow old, as we who are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
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9 Nov 2004, 13:01
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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Re: Today I became a man
i cried myself to sleep last night
real men cry 
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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9 Nov 2004, 13:15
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
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Re: Today I became a man
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Originally Posted by Ste
Scratched your arse?
Farted loudly in bed?
Cooked a steak?
Made fire?
Had a beer in front of the football?
Come on - there's loads to choose from :D
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I've done all of those. Maybe I AM a man :(
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Me
In my sleep I grind my teeth.
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9 Nov 2004, 13:47
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: Today I became a man
I smoke and drink heavily, often whilst unshaven and sitting on a couch in y-fronts and a string vest.
TV has taught me what true men are and I have become.
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9 Nov 2004, 14:42
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: Today I became a man
What others percieve to make you a man is not important. That you accept your own terms, and the responsibility for your own actions, then you are a man.
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9 Nov 2004, 14:52
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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Re: Today I became a man
How would you know, faggot?
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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9 Nov 2004, 15:06
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Newdawn ftw \o/
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Norway
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Re: Today I became a man
sex with over 10 diffrent people in one day.... The Sims
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[ND]olle
Proud to be in [NewDawn] - Member | DC | BC | Scanner
- Soaring where the angels fear to fly
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9 Nov 2004, 15:23
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Born Sinful
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Loughborough, UK
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Re: Today I became a man
I bought one of those multi-tool things from B&Q the other day.
You know, it's the same size and shape as an electric screwdriver but rotates at speeds between 10,000 and 20,000 RPM or something like that, and you can attach all sorts to the end of it (drill bits, cutting disks, grinding stones, sanding drums...).
Handy when you're too tight to buy all of those things seperately.
Oh and a big shout out to whoever owns the "The Devine" gimmick account for trying to post something serious.
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Worth dying for. Worth killing for. Worth going to hell for. Amen.
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9 Nov 2004, 15:50
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: Today I became a man
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
How would you know, faggot?
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The measure of a truly great individual is the courtesy with which they treat lesser individuals.
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9 Nov 2004, 16:26
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: Today I became a man
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Originally Posted by The Devine
The measure of a truly great individual is the courtesy with which they treat lesser individuals.
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said by a great man or by a pleb hoping it would catch on
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i came, i saw, i made a bit of a mess
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9 Nov 2004, 16:32
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: Today I became a man
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
It was said by Sirius Black in Goblet of Fire.
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i came, i saw, i made a bit of a mess
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9 Nov 2004, 16:45
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sucking young blood
Join Date: May 2001
Location: land of rape and honey
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Re: Today I became a man
i have chopped wood
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V O M I T
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9 Nov 2004, 17:17
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: Today I became a man
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
That's who said it*
*He may not have said it first and obviously he is just a character in a book and its a pretty trite statement in any case.
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It is quite an old proverb that is true, and it exists in many forms. However it would not be trite if it were not worth repeating, doing so does not make it any less true.
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9 Nov 2004, 17:30
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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Re: Today I became a man
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Well its just talking about humility a quality admired by many, I am uncomfortable with the phrase "lesser individuals" what does that even mean?
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unmanly?
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"Yay"
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9 Nov 2004, 17:32
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Today I became a man
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Originally Posted by Starbucks
I can build a bar in my living room from scratch!
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I can hold my foot and count to three
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For real
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9 Nov 2004, 17:59
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: Today I became a man
I thought it was linked to the amount of internet porn you downloaded?
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Sophie is hotter than you
though ive gone off her now; the way Susanna Reid squirms around on sml is, however, awesome
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