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18 Aug 2006, 15:26
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Angry Young Man
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Small changes you'd make to the world.
I'd change Weetabix's slogan to "Helps you poo"
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18 Aug 2006, 15:27
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
i'd change Teesside University's slogan from 'Open your mind' to 'Lower your standards'.
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Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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18 Aug 2006, 15:31
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-Narcissus.Narcosis-
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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18 Aug 2006, 15:36
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Bored
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
i'd make weekends last longer
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18 Aug 2006, 15:43
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Giddy little...
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
have the government offer interest free loans.
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18 Aug 2006, 15:50
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Throwing Shapes
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
Ban anyone from doing diy / using the lawnmower before 12pm on a Saturday.
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18 Aug 2006, 15:52
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For Crowly <3
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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Originally Posted by CjC
Ban anyone from doing diy / using the lawnmower before 12pm on a Saturday.
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And Sundays
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18 Aug 2006, 16:05
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-Narcissus.Narcosis-
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
I mow my lawn on saturday evenings
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18 Aug 2006, 16:34
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
I'd make cats and dogs live longer.
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18 Aug 2006, 16:40
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Kwaak
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
Make hangoverless alcohol
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18 Aug 2006, 18:38
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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Originally Posted by paolo
Make hangoverless alcohol
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That's called alcoholism.
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18 Aug 2006, 19:07
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Clerk
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
I'd eliminate melanin.
And invent a way of dying hair that didn't involve so much mess.
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18 Aug 2006, 19:12
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Insomniac
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
i'd force anyone using the internet* to take an aptitude test.
*or computers in general
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18 Aug 2006, 19:23
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
And invent a way of dying hair that didn't involve so much mess.
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Pretty boy.
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18 Aug 2006, 19:25
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Your typical Troll
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
i would eliminate institution on the holy church and make even mentioning it anywhere except less then credible history books a felony.
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Nothing on the top
but the bucket and the mop
And an illustrated book about birds
See alot up there
But dont be scared
who needs action, when you got words....
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18 Aug 2006, 19:28
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Clerk
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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Originally Posted by s|k
Pretty boy.
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We can't all look like The Thing.
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18 Aug 2006, 20:16
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Victim of Marriage
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Location: NW Indiana
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
I think we should legalize forced sterilization of people we think shouldn't reproduce. I know I can think of a few people on this forum who would be on that list (and no I won't say which ones (and no, I'm not one of them)).
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18 Aug 2006, 20:21
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Motherfracker
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
i'd suggest torture instead of life imprisonment for murderers, rapists and paedofiles.
i'm sure they'd reconsider if they had electricity running through their balls every time they committed a crime.
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18 Aug 2006, 20:22
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nomen est omen
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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That's called alcoholism.
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I know.
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18 Aug 2006, 20:25
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
We can't all look like The Thing.
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Fantastic Four or From Another World?
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18 Aug 2006, 20:25
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Victim of Marriage
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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Originally Posted by KaneED
i'd suggest torture instead of life imprisonment for murderers, rapists and paedofiles.
i'm sure they'd reconsider if they had electricity running through their balls every time they committed a crime.
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Perhaps we could impliment a judgement where we could let the person who was raped use a strap-on and rape the guy who committed the crime (the strap-on could be electrified or have barbed wire on it).
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18 Aug 2006, 20:31
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Motherfracker
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
Oh wow thats a great idea!
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18 Aug 2006, 21:20
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I see you!
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
I'd put UN soldiers into Israel and take away their weapons.
oh, and I'd make sure Hugh Grant never appeared in movies anymore.
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18 Aug 2006, 21:47
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
The topic is 'small changes.'
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18 Aug 2006, 21:52
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I see you!
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
True, nevermind about the Hugh Grant-suggestion then
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19 Aug 2006, 04:09
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Bline
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
Id just remove the idiots that talk **** on these forums so we can all live happily ever after
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19 Aug 2006, 09:31
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
Get rid of Matthew Kelly.
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19 Aug 2006, 09:44
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Registered User
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
sneakers > marathon
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19 Aug 2006, 09:59
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Bline
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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Originally Posted by milo
sneakers > marathon
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"snickers"
I'd enjoy that so i can sue them again
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19 Aug 2006, 10:31
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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Originally Posted by milo
sneakers > marathon
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Sneakers -> Pathways into Darkness?
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19 Aug 2006, 14:05
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Prince of Amber
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
Kill all the Jews in Israel.
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19 Aug 2006, 14:13
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I see you!
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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Kill all the Jews in Israel.
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19 Aug 2006, 16:13
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Bona Fide Jesus Freak
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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Kill all the Jews in Israel.
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I would make antisemitism a thing of the past.
I would also teach everyone what the sinner's prayer was.
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Matthew 24:9 (New International Version) "Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me."
Who the hell gave you posrep you christian fundamentalist?
god is bollox, mkay and you are not discussing it
You're not the voice of Christianity di**head.
CT R22-20, [1up] R18-16, TGV R15,
The Illuminati - [NoS] - R14-13
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19 Aug 2006, 16:50
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
I'd make sure Traveler and christianity never existed
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Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
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19 Aug 2006, 17:49
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
Imporve the forums by making jbj a mod.
oh, wait......
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19 Aug 2006, 18:32
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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I'd make sure Traveler and christianity never existed
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I'd make sure Traveler was never allowed to procreate
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19 Aug 2006, 19:19
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deserves a medal
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
Supply all foreign snackbars with mayonaise
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19 Aug 2006, 19:25
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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I'd make sure Traveler was never allowed to procreate
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if he never existed there'd be no chance of him procreating
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They shall not grow old, as we who are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
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19 Aug 2006, 20:25
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Registered User
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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Originally Posted by dda
Imporve the forums by making jbj a mod.
oh, wait......
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Who's jbj and why does he get to be a mod
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If one person is in delusion, they're called insane.
If many people are in delusion, it's called a religion.
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19 Aug 2006, 20:27
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Registered User
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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Supply all foreign snackbars with tomato ketchup and ban the production of mayonaise
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FIXED
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19 Aug 2006, 20:34
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
Agreeing with the pro-ketchup, but why on snackbars?
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If one person is in delusion, they're called insane.
If many people are in delusion, it's called a religion.
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19 Aug 2006, 21:02
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Bona Fide Jesus Freak
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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I'd make sure Traveler was never allowed to procreate
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Your too late.
Sorry but no retroactive abortions for my 3 and 5 year old daughters will be performed.
I sure am glad that God is still in charge. Gotta love it.
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Matthew 24:9 (New International Version) "Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me."
Who the hell gave you posrep you christian fundamentalist?
god is bollox, mkay and you are not discussing it
You're not the voice of Christianity di**head.
CT R22-20, [1up] R18-16, TGV R15,
The Illuminati - [NoS] - R14-13
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19 Aug 2006, 21:14
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:alpha:
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
:Ohgodthepoorchildren:
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19 Aug 2006, 21:38
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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:Ohgodthepoorchildren:
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is that what they said when they heard you were becoming a teacher? (Arr Arr Arr)
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They shall not grow old, as we who are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
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19 Aug 2006, 23:51
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Victim of Marriage
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
How about a 'Flog Yahwe Day', where people get to come from around the world on a set day and flog him.
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20 Aug 2006, 00:05
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Miles Teg
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
I would change George W. Bush' religion overnight from proud christian to convinced Muslim
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20 Aug 2006, 00:07
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Registered Awesome Person
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
I'd make both playing hockey and any mention of hockey illegal and punishable by death.
Excluding this post, of course.
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20 Aug 2006, 00:08
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Miles Teg
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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Originally Posted by furball
I'd make both playing hockey and any mention of hockey ilegal and punishable by death.
Excluding this post, of course.
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I think mine has more comedy value. Yours would be better if you suggested that if you mentioned or played hockey you get a hockeystick up your bun......
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20 Aug 2006, 00:13
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Registered Awesome Person
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
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Originally Posted by Knight Theamion
I think mine has more comedy value. Yours would be better if you suggested that if you mentioned or played hockey you get a hockeystick up your bun......
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Nope, that's just an optional extra for the Dutch.
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20 Aug 2006, 00:15
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Miles Teg
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Re: Small changes you'd make to the world.
woohoo!
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