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10 Apr 2005, 21:06
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Heh, Leeds !
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Today I discovered
I really really hate blue cheese.
For 37 years I have successfully avoided it without even trying but about 15 minutes ago I thought i'd give some a go.
F'kin horrible !.
Anyone else had a horrible discovery like this ?
~Vaio~
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10 Apr 2005, 21:10
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Today I discovered
I once was forced to eat cucumber at a friend's house at the age of about 9 or 10. I was physically sick.
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10 Apr 2005, 21:12
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Rawr rawr
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I once was forced to eat cucumber at a friend's house at the age of about 9 or 10. I was physically sick.
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Did you " eat" it with your front end or rear end?
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10 Apr 2005, 21:12
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I once was forced to eat cucumber at a friend's house at the age of about 9 or 10. I was physically sick.
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Where you sick cause it looks like a leper's cock ?
~Vaio~
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10 Apr 2005, 21:13
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by Vaio
I really really hate blue cheese.
For 37 years I have successfully avoided it without even trying but about 15 minutes ago I thought i'd give some a go.
F'kin horrible !.
Anyone else had a horrible discovery like this ?
~Vaio~
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Damn you're old. Blue cheese tastes like shit. Sometimes I go for the Ranch Dressing and it's mislabled to my dismay.
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10 Apr 2005, 21:14
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Today I discovered
By "forced to eat" I mean "try it, it won't hurt you it's nice" they said, and gave me a piece which I put in my mouth.
I was sick because cucumber is ****ing disgusting.
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10 Apr 2005, 21:14
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by Flavius
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Thanks
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10 Apr 2005, 21:16
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I was sick because cucumber is ****ing disgusting.
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OBJECTIVELY WRONG
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10 Apr 2005, 21:19
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by Phang
OBJECTIVELY WRONG
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10 Apr 2005, 21:23
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Rawr rawr
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Re: Today I discovered
LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A CUCUMBER
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10 Apr 2005, 21:30
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Re: Today I discovered
Cucumber is brilliant.
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10 Apr 2005, 21:30
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by Structural Integrity
LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A CUCUMBER
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10 Apr 2005, 21:35
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Re: Today I discovered
never eat anything that looks mouldy
that's my advice.
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10 Apr 2005, 21:36
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by lokken
never eat anything that looks mouldy
that's my advice.
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10 Apr 2005, 21:37
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Cucumber is brilliant.
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10 Apr 2005, 21:40
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Re: Today I discovered
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
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10 Apr 2005, 21:42
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by lokken
never eat anything that looks mouldy
that's my advice.
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It's supposed to be mouldy, hence the blue bits.
Still, it's good advice for the future.
~Vaio~
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10 Apr 2005, 22:15
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Re: Today I discovered
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cucumber is ****ing disgusting.
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And it seriously literally no kidding infects the rest of your food with it's awful awful shit taste when you put it near other food. It's flavour is released and anything it has been in contact with tastes like shit.
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10 Apr 2005, 22:21
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Gone
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by Vaio
Anyone else had a horrible discovery like this ?
~Vaio~
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Yes. I discovered that combining an hour and a half of a nightime bus journey with sunday lunch, a pint of snakebite and black, and three hours of sleep is not strictly sensible.
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10 Apr 2005, 22:22
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by Flavius
I like cucumber. Not when it's soft and squidgy. But I like cucumber.
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Flav likes his cucumber firm and masculine.
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11 Apr 2005, 12:40
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Re: Today I discovered
roasted?
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11 Apr 2005, 12:48
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Re: Today I discovered
what blue cheese did you try?
they arent all the same you know
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11 Apr 2005, 13:32
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Re: Today I discovered
Try it deep fried and served with cranberry sauce.
I'm talking deep fried camembert, not cucumber, btw.
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11 Apr 2005, 13:34
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Re: Today I discovered
i like all cheese.
(except that orange scottish variant).
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11 Apr 2005, 13:46
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Try it deep fried and served with cranberry sauce.
I'm talking deep fried camembert, not cucumber, btw.
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naah, slices of stilton on Hob Nobs is where it's at.
WHY CAN'T THE GERMANS SELL HOB NOBS?
savages.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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11 Apr 2005, 13:47
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I once was forced to eat cucumber at a friend's house at the age of about 9 or 10. I was physically sick.
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Snozzcumbers. they is redunculus. but better than human beans and you can wash them down with Frobscottle.
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11 Apr 2005, 13:50
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Yes. I discovered that combining an hour and a half of a nightime bus journey with sunday lunch, a pint of snakebite and black, and three hours of sleep is not strictly sensible.
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hahahaha, sorry, i don't know why thats funny, but it is
EDIT: why a nightime bus journey? it wasn't that late?
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11 Apr 2005, 17:28
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
EDIT: why a nightime bus journey? it wasn't that late?
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Yes it was. I nearly missed the half seven bus as well. (But managed it in the end.)
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11 Apr 2005, 17:30
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Miles Teg
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Re: Today I discovered
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Originally Posted by Vaio
I really really hate cock cheese.
For 37 years I have successfully avoided it without even trying but about 15 minutes ago I thought i'd give some a go.
F'kin horrible !.
Anyone else had a horrible discovery like this ?
~Vaio~
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FIXED!
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11 Apr 2005, 17:52
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Re: Today I discovered
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And it seriously literally no kidding infects the rest of your food with it's awful awful shit taste when you put it near other food. It's flavour is released and anything it has been in contact with tastes like shit.
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...and people think you're mad when you complain that you can taste cucumber on your food, that you know for a fact they used the same knife to cut your sandwich after cutting a cucumber one, or just prepared it in the same workspace which can be enough. If someone in the same room is eating cucumber, the smell spreads and ruins your meal too. It is the most unspeakably vile "food" in existence, and if someone can eat a slice without spitting it across the room and vigorously scrubbing their tongue with a wirebrush and bleach, then they're a servant of satan and should be cast into the pit. Any political party brave enough to ban it would have my vote. What a utopia it would be - the criminalisation of cucumber with a mandatory prison sentence for possession, and a publically viewable cucumber-offenders register.[/rant]
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11 Apr 2005, 18:18
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Re: Today I discovered
I love cucumber, I bought one today in fact. Cheese and cucumber sandwiches. YUM!
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11 Apr 2005, 18:51
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Today I discovered
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You seem to have put my sig on your confession. Please amend your error, ta
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12 Apr 2005, 15:01
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Re: Today I discovered
I discovered that Cottage Cheese and Pineapple is a winning combination on baked potatoes.
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12 Apr 2005, 15:25
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Re: Today I discovered
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I discovered that Cottage Cheese and Pineapple is a winning combination on baked potatoes.
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12 Apr 2005, 16:23
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I dunno...
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Re: Today I discovered
Don't put your Marmite in the fridge. It becomes unspreadable and you invariably shred your toast while attempting to.
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12 Apr 2005, 16:25
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Re: Today I discovered
Today I discovered why I'm glad I'm not Catholic.
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12 Apr 2005, 16:27
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Re: Today I discovered
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Today I discovered why I'm glad I'm not Catholic.
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12 Apr 2005, 16:27
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Re: Today I discovered
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Today I discovered why I'm glad I'm not Catholic.
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You only discovered a reason today?
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