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23 Jan 2006, 04:56
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so f*cking zen
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My internet ****ed up and im not sure how i've made it on tonight but i have so ...
I thought i'd give you an update on my life.
It's not very exciting so don't feel like you NEED to read it.
Anyways ...
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23 Jan 2006, 04:57
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so f*cking zen
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Re: My internet ****ed up and im not sure how i've made it on tonight but i have so ...
Dear Diary,
I have a friend called Ralston (met in Uni halls).
Ralston's birthday is the 12th of January.
Ralston has a school mate called Grant.
Grant's birthday is the 14th of January.
A week past Saturday i went out drinking with them and various others of their friends.
Start of the night i find out that Grant plays a bit of poker.
Grant asks if i want to go along with him and a couple of his friends to a poker tournament next Wednesday night.
I say yes.
Grant has an ex-girlfriend he split up long ago with called Jean.
Grant and Jean are still good friends.
On the previous occassions i'd met Jean we'd flirted abit.
Late on in the night i decided to ask Jean out.
I was very hammered.
My memory of the conversation goes like this:
<Me> Do you fancy goin' out for drinks some time, me and you
<Me> *do the backward and forward hand gesture pointing back and forth between us*
<Her> Errr, *slight pause* i've got a boyfriend
<Me> Uhhhhhhhh huh ...
<Me> *quizical look*
<Me> *slight pause*
<Me> *realise she's not going to say anything else*
<Me> And???
<Her> I live in England
<Me> Hmmmmmm, OK then.
Still asking out ANOTHER girl within a 3 month period ... i'm on !!!FIRE!!! or something.
I had my second Union meeting last Monday.
During the meeting i was elected Branch organiser.
After the meeting i went and found out what it is a Branch organiser is supposed to do.
"Updating the records" i knew about.
"Training activists and organising recruitment to the union" i didnt.
So there's a downside.
The upside is that i have to go down to London in the middle of February for 3 days for training so i'll prolly be able to meet up with some of you ****s who live down there (15/16/17th).
On Wednesday i went to the casino to play live poker for the first time ever (ever).
It was Pot limit (which i have never really played much of 'cause i think it sucks) which was "interesting".
£10 was the buy in which got you 1k chips.
Very first hand i got dealt AKs (and hit on the flop).
Third hand i got pocket aces.
After those two hands i was sitting on about 8k \o/
I got mocked for just playing with "facers" by a guy who re-bought in at least 10 times and who had a bank roll that barely fitted in his pocket (obviously a thrill player ...).
36 players started and i exited in around 26th after 2 3/4 hours (rebuy period was 2 hours) getting beat all in pre-flop ... this time my opponent had the aces (my stack had been halved and then halved again first my trips then by a set ...).
Grant never said anything about Jean so ...
On Thursday i had my second "Sports and Social Committee" meeting.
I had to come in on my own time (i didnt "HAVE TO" but i did anyway).
Not much to say about that.
On Friday i went to the pub after work.
Laura (the barmaid i dated twice) was working.
Laura had also been working on Monday and Thursday lunch times when i'd gone in after the Union and Sports & Social committee meetings.
Since we "split up"* even tho i've seen her at work several times she's not spoken to me at all.
She has also not served me.
A couple of Friday's ago another barmaid had to cross the bar to serve me when Laura just stood there watching but not serving me.
**** KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON THERE!
On Friday she HAD to serve me my last drink of the night.
The conversation went like this:
<Me> Double vodka and coke please
<Her> Ice?
<Me> No thanks
<Her> *goes and gets the vodka then holds the glass under the juice dispenser thing*
<Her> Draught?
<Me> What?
(i didnt know what she was talking about)
<Her> Draught?
(i figured it out)
<Me> Errr yeah ta
That was it.
3 words.
ICE, DRAUGHT, DRAUGHT.
**** knows how she's so pissed at me (she "dumped" me not the other way round and it was after two dates for chrisake ...)
Either:
- all women are inherently ****ed in the head
- not all women are inherently ****ed in the head but i go for the ones who are
- i have black out times and i've phoned her up / met her during one of these black out times and i've done "something", i don't know what, all i know is that it'll be a bad bad thing like kill her puppy in front of her and tell her "Jesus did that he did" or punch her in the face and that's why she was off work for a few weeks after our "split" or something ... who knows i'm just throwing an idea out there.
*she decided to stop talking to me
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23 Jan 2006, 05:18
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: My internet ****ed up and im not sure how i've made it on tonight but i have so ...
Appreciate the update, I demand you ask out more women.
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23 Jan 2006, 05:29
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NEWSBOT
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Re: My internet ****ed up and im not sure how i've made it on tonight but i have so ...
ask alki for advice on that.
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23 Jan 2006, 10:21
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Bored
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Re: My internet ****ed up and im not sure how i've made it on tonight but i have so ...
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Originally Posted by Dace
The upside is that i have to go down to London in the middle of February for 3 days for training so i'll prolly be able to meet up with some of you ****s who live down there (15/16/17th).
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Damnit, I'm in Manchester/Sheffield between the 15th and 19th (similar work thing)
I was thinking of doing something the weekend before though - why not take the monday tuesday off work and come down the weekend earlier?!
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23 Jan 2006, 13:25
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Re: My internet ****ed up and im not sure how i've made it on tonight but i have so ...
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Originally Posted by Dace
The upside is that i have to go down to London in the middle of February for 3 days for training so i'll prolly be able to meet up with some of you ****s who live down there (15/16/17th).
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My birthday.. 16th.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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23 Jan 2006, 14:48
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: My internet ****ed up and im not sure how i've made it on tonight but i have so ...
I demand more 3am drunken phonecalls so i can ignore them because my phone is on silent.
I then demand independence for the little known province of Eastern Maryhill, which has been annexed for too long by Glasgow City Council.
Etc etc.
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It was matter for general remark,
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23 Jan 2006, 15:09
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First Disciple of Aldur
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Re: My internet ****ed up and im not sure how i've made it on tonight but i have so ...
Get a livejournal for ****s sake.
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24 Jan 2006, 00:29
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so f*cking zen
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Re: My internet ****ed up and im not sure how i've made it on tonight but i have so ...
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Originally Posted by Belgarath The Sorcerer
Get a livejournal for ****s sake.
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eat less
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24 Jan 2006, 01:02
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so f*cking zen
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Re: My internet ****ed up and im not sure how i've made it on tonight but i have so ...
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24 Jan 2006, 01:03
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: My internet ****ed up and im not sure how i've made it on tonight but i have so ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
I had my second Union meeting last Monday.
During the meeting i was elected Branch organiser.
After the meeting i went and found out what it is a Branch organiser is supposed to do.
"Updating the records" i knew about.
"Training activists and organising recruitment to the union" i didnt..
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Sounds suspiciously to me like Dace is a GODDAMN COMMIE
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You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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24 Jan 2006, 01:04
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: My internet ****ed up and im not sure how i've made it on tonight but i have so ...
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Sounds suspiciously to me like Dace is a GODDAMN COMMIE
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i worry about it constantly ... i feel like im walking a knife edge and one slip will damn my soul.
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24 Jan 2006, 01:05
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: My internet ****ed up and im not sure how i've made it on tonight but i have so ...
Pray tell, what has any of this got to do with your Internet connection?
At least that might hold some interest for the geeky crew.
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