|
|
15 Apr 2005, 18:18
|
#1
|
Choice of Whacker sir?
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Ireland
Posts: 679
|
Marraige Proposals
Any gd'ers married, or engaged to be married might be able to help me out here.
Can you share how you proposed to your wife to be?
I can't decide whether to go over the top romantic or just say it.
I have set the date in my head to do it in the next 6-9 months.
Joke proposals will get rep++
tsm
__________________
* thanos sets mode: -brain The_Shadow_Man
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 18:19
|
#2
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Dace went down on one knee, right in the middle of the playground.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 18:22
|
#3
|
Love's Sweet Exile
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Living on a Stair (Now Sword-less)
Posts: 2,371
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
"Dear The-Future-Mrs-Shadowman,
Some friends on the internet insulted you, and me and my knackerwackers stood up for you. Therefore, you must marry me, or ur fukkin ded.
Your's lovingly,
TheShadowMan"
__________________
--SYMM--
Ba Ba Ti Ki Di Do
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 18:24
|
#4
|
Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 4,944
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Is this just so Dace can't make girlfriend jokes any more? He can just change the word to wife and i'm pretty sure they'll still be just as funny
__________________
I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 18:24
|
#5
|
Choice of Whacker sir?
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Ireland
Posts: 679
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SYMM again.
She actually found that thread hilarious and laffed at me for a good week
__________________
* thanos sets mode: -brain The_Shadow_Man
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 18:25
|
#6
|
Mistress's fluffer
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 172
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Do it while riding one of the iron lions in Trafalgar (sp?) Square
__________________
-= Mankind =-
::Mistress1's fluffer::
#planetarion op
#1 Galaxy Winner
#1 ********** Galaxy winner
Top 15 ********** planet
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 18:27
|
#7
|
Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
Posts: 3,516
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
On holiday in New York, we'd seen the St Patrick's day parade on 5th Avenue, then were going to the Empire State and then Brooklyn Bridge.
I'd already decided to ask her that day, but didn't want to do it on Empire, as it's just too obvious. So, we were waiting for a bus to get to the Bridge, I nipped into a shop on the pretext of buying fags, but got a bottle of champagne and two glasses, which I hid upon my person.
We get to the Bridge, walk half way across and I suggest we stop for a breather. We sit down on a bench, I get down on one knee and propose, she says yes, then we drink champagne and have our picture taken by the first guy that came along, who was jogging while smoking a large Havana cigar.
All in all, very satisfying, and the hotel laid on chocolate covered strawberries and champagne the next day when we happened to tell one of the receptionists.
I wouldn't change any of it.
\o/
__________________
Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 18:28
|
#8
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Why don't you ask her just as you're about to come?
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 18:45
|
#9
|
I am.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 6,580
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Do it by letter:
Dear Regular Sexual Partner,
Over the past months I have become complacent about your presence. I have taken the time to note that I am not getting any younger and no longer feel I am in a position to attract new women. There are certain tasks which will require a woman to perform, and may I say that assessing you ability so far, it is my opinion that with training you may yet reach a standard of low competent.
I have therefore taken the decision to offer you a permanent position in place of your weekly contract.
You should be aware that this honor will be acompanied by a 20% reduction in visible signs of affection you recieve, reducing annually. You will of course retain your yearly 'bonus'.
I stronly urge you take advantage of this offer. And may i take this time to remind you that beggers can't be choosers
Yours
TSM
__________________
hi
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 18:47
|
#10
|
NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
Posts: 4,872
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
On holiday in New York, we'd seen the St Patrick's day parade on 5th Avenue, then were going to the Empire State and then Brooklyn Bridge.
I'd already decided to ask her that day, but didn't want to do it on Empire, as it's just too obvious. So, we were waiting for a bus to get to the Bridge, I nipped into a shop on the pretext of buying fags, but got a bottle of champagne and two glasses, which I hid upon my person.
We get to the Bridge, walk half way across and I suggest we stop for a breather. We sit down on a bench, I get down on one knee and propose, she says yes, then we drink champagne and have our picture taken by the first guy that came along, who was jogging while smoking a large Havana cigar.
All in all, very satisfying, and the hotel laid on chocolate covered strawberries and champagne the next day when we happened to tell one of the receptionists.
I wouldn't change any of it.
\o/
|
__________________
[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
__________________
Pretty parks and funky scrap metal things here
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 19:00
|
#11
|
Mistress's fluffer
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 172
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Propose at the next GD meet!!! We can have a GD wedding then!
__________________
-= Mankind =-
::Mistress1's fluffer::
#planetarion op
#1 Galaxy Winner
#1 ********** Galaxy winner
Top 15 ********** planet
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 19:01
|
#12
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 278
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Nice work Dead_Meat.
I arranged a hot air balloon ride which she knew about, however, i'd flown her and my immediate family to the launch area. And proposed infront of them all, quite possibly the most nerve racking moment in my entire life, thankfully she said yes, we toasted with the family and then took off. During the flight i handed her an envelope containing some tickets to www.kuredu.com island. Nice way to cap it off.
Still havent got round to the actual marriage.
________
Ocean View Condominium Prathumnak
Last edited by ceres; 31 Aug 2011 at 06:58.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 19:04
|
#13
|
wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
Posts: 3,313
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
Do it by letter:
Dear Regular Sexual Partner,
Over the past months I have become complacent about your presence. I have taken the time to note that I am not getting any younger and no longer feel I am in a position to attract new women. There are certain tasks which will require a woman to perform, and may I say that assessing you ability so far, it is my opinion that with training you may yet reach a standard of low competent.
I have therefore taken the decision to offer you a permanent position in place of your weekly contract.
You should be aware that this honor will be acompanied by a 20% reduction in visible signs of affection you recieve, reducing annually. You will of course retain your yearly 'bonus'.
I stronly urge you take advantage of this offer. And may i take this time to remind you that beggers can't be choosers
Yours
TSM
|
Copied and pasted for future use.
I honestly swear, I will use this one day.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 19:13
|
#14
|
Choice of Whacker sir?
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Ireland
Posts: 679
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Richie987
Propose at the next GD meet!!! We can have a GD wedding then!
|
heh she refuses to partake in any 'nerd/geek' activities - lol
__________________
* thanos sets mode: -brain The_Shadow_Man
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 19:14
|
#15
|
Choice of Whacker sir?
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Ireland
Posts: 679
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
Do it by letter:
Dear Regular Sexual Partner,
Over the past months I have become complacent about your presence. I have taken the time to note that I am not getting any younger and no longer feel I am in a position to attract new women. There are certain tasks which will require a woman to perform, and may I say that assessing you ability so far, it is my opinion that with training you may yet reach a standard of low competent.
I have therefore taken the decision to offer you a permanent position in place of your weekly contract.
You should be aware that this honor will be acompanied by a 20% reduction in visible signs of affection you recieve, reducing annually. You will of course retain your yearly 'bonus'.
I stronly urge you take advantage of this offer. And may i take this time to remind you that beggers can't be choosers
Yours
TSM
|
Yawhe that has to be one of the funniest things of I have ever read :-)
ROFLAMO!!!!!!!!1111oneoneeleven
__________________
* thanos sets mode: -brain The_Shadow_Man
Last edited by TheShadowMan; 15 Apr 2005 at 19:16.
Reason: lolling
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 19:15
|
#16
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
heh she refuses to partake in any 'nerd/geek' activities - lol
|
Stuck-up tart.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 19:55
|
#17
|
Mathamagician
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: At the very edge of existance
Posts: 1,803
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Dace went down on one knee, so he could make the proposal on eye level.
|
Fixed
__________________
I think I just had an evilgasm
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 20:08
|
#18
|
Guest
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
dont get married bra
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 20:11
|
#19
|
The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by archy23
dont get married bra
|
?
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 22:04
|
#20
|
Manga Kitten is back!
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Cube 616
Posts: 1,073
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by archy23
dont get married bra
|
I bet this is the GF.
Busted!
__________________
Comming to London on Dec 20th
Knocking on your door for leftovers starting on Dec 21st
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 22:05
|
#21
|
Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
I think I proposed in the bath.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 22:40
|
#22
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
I think I proposed in the bath.
|
Obviously it was a special occassion.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2005, 23:33
|
#23
|
cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
we were in a club, and i was making facetious comment and said she should marry me, jokingly, but she said yes, so, the next day, when we were sober, we sat down and actually discussed what it would mean, as i dont believe in long engagements, and so, nearly a year later, we are getting married next month
__________________
lazy
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 00:03
|
#24
|
Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
aww rr she got you on a joke :P
__________________
Where ever you go, there you are.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 00:23
|
#25
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
as i dont believe in long engagements,
|
Neither did Britney Spears.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 00:42
|
#26
|
so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
Posts: 8,499
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
I proposed to a girl in a club but that's a very long story (which i believe some GD reg's have heard in person).
__________________
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 01:08
|
#27
|
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,635
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
Do it by letter:
Dear Regular Sexual Partner,
Over the past months I have become complacent about your presence. I have taken the time to note that I am not getting any younger and no longer feel I am in a position to attract new women. There are certain tasks which will require a woman to perform, and may I say that assessing you ability so far, it is my opinion that with training you may yet reach a standard of low competent.
I have therefore taken the decision to offer you a permanent position in place of your weekly contract.
You should be aware that this honor will be acompanied by a 20% reduction in visible signs of affection you recieve, reducing annually. You will of course retain your yearly 'bonus'.
I stronly urge you take advantage of this offer. And may i take this time to remind you that beggers can't be choosers
Yours
TSM
|
Don't worry Yahwe, the internet will marry you if you ask her nicely enough.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 02:02
|
#28
|
Black Power MotherF*ckas!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: JAPAN
Posts: 1,812
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Well, before you propose you need a ring. You need her size, and you need to know her taste. take her to a mall or someplace that just "happens" to have a jewlery store in you guys path. Let her try on different rings, NOT, i repeat NOT wedding rings, just silly rings to get her size if you don't know it, on your way out glance at the wedding rings and she will point a few out that she likes. get the ring later (may be exensive, my wifes was $3000 ****ing dollars, the shit is in my name though ). Next step, rent nice hotel room, check in and put roses and ballons or whatever you think she fancies in the room. Take her to dinner, then to the room (ofc she needs to know in advance) then propose IN THE ROOM. No where else but the room, this saves you embarrassment and takes pressure off her. the + to this method is that the sex after she says yes will be the best you have probably ever had. The downside is if she is on her period. So try to schedule before or after that fatal week.
__________________
Ascendancy
When Doves Cry
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 02:03
|
#29
|
Black Power MotherF*ckas!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: JAPAN
Posts: 1,812
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Weeks
Don't worry Yahwe, the internet will marry you if you ask her nicely enough.
|
The internet is a hoe. You can't turn a hoe into a house wife.
__________________
Ascendancy
When Doves Cry
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 02:07
|
#30
|
I am.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 6,580
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
you're american.
you didn't understand my post.
is it racist to see a connection?
__________________
hi
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 02:10
|
#31
|
Black Power MotherF*ckas!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: JAPAN
Posts: 1,812
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
you're american.
you didn't understand my post.
is it racist to see a connection?
|
If this is directed at me,
yes, i am american,
No, I didn't read your post.
I responded to Weeks' post.
__________________
Ascendancy
When Doves Cry
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 02:14
|
#32
|
I am.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 6,580
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
weeks' post about what?
__________________
hi
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 03:53
|
#33
|
Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
no offense chika.. but that's a fairly dull way of doing it.
the idea is that you KNOW ahead of time that she'll say yes, that way you can ask anywhere. i mean fs us girls are attentionwhores and what better way to get attention (and envy of other girls around) if you do it fairly publically.
well. i don't know about doing it in a big crowd in the middle of the street.. but in a nice restaurant or something. it all depends on how you do it though i suppose, DM's sounds very nice. the thing is a hotel room is pretty forgettable.. and the whole point is you want it to be unforgettable.
__________________
Where ever you go, there you are.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 04:40
|
#34
|
Insomniac
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 3,583
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
*makes notes*
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 05:37
|
#35
|
Black Power MotherF*ckas!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: JAPAN
Posts: 1,812
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aryn
no offense chika.. but that's a fairly dull way of doing it.
the idea is that you KNOW ahead of time that she'll say yes, that way you can ask anywhere. i mean fs us girls are attentionwhores and what better way to get attention (and envy of other girls around) if you do it fairly publically.
well. i don't know about doing it in a big crowd in the middle of the street.. but in a nice restaurant or something. it all depends on how you do it though i suppose, DM's sounds very nice. the thing is a hotel room is pretty forgettable.. and the whole point is you want it to be unforgettable.
|
No offence, but personally, someone like you wouldn't get a proposal from me. People do the silly things they do for attention. If a female is so bent on public, so someone can admire her, and so she can talk it over with her friends, then I think that female is shallow, and has nothing of her own. Also, losers tend to want to show off, or be "public".
Naturally, my method doesn't work on losers.
Love is between 2 people. You've seen 1 to many love movies. It just doesn't work that way. And generally, anyone you are thinking to marry, if you don't think they would say yes, then you shouldn't ask. Traditionally you have to have that rock in hand before you ask. So, also naturally, I am going to be damn sure that the answer will be yes.
__________________
Ascendancy
When Doves Cry
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 05:42
|
#36
|
Black Power MotherF*ckas!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: JAPAN
Posts: 1,812
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Originally Posted by Richie987
Propose at the next GD meet!!! We can have a GD wedding then!
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
heh she refuses to partake in any 'nerd/geek' activities - lol
|
bah, and i get flamed for calling you guys geeks. Its like someone calling you ugly, and you deny it with your life, then later on, you admit that your ugly.
The irony.
__________________
Ascendancy
When Doves Cry
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 06:22
|
#37
|
Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
Posts: 3,790
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
I proposed to a girl in a club but that's a very long story (which i believe some GD reg's have heard in person).
|
Was it at Brownies ?
~Vaio~
__________________
The George Harrison of BlueTuba
Yes, I know he is dead !
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 09:37
|
#38
|
cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aryn
aww rr she got you on a joke :P
|
trust me, i don't mind, she is beautiful, witty and intelligent, when i first met her i thought that she was way out of my league
plus i was ready to settle down, if i wasn't i would never have agreed to get married, i may sound a bit outdated, but to me marriage is still a once in a lifetime thing i'm happy and currently i wouldn't have things any other way, hell the one thing i would change is have a better job so that i could buy her more pretty things
__________________
lazy
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 10:32
|
#39
|
Black Power MotherF*ckas!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: JAPAN
Posts: 1,812
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
trust me, i don't mind, she is beautiful, witty and intelligent, when i first met her i thought that she was way out of my league
plus i was ready to settle down, if i wasn't i would never have agreed to get married, i may sound a bit outdated, but to me marriage is still a once in a lifetime thing i'm happy and currently i wouldn't have things any other way, hell the one thing i would change is have a better job so that i could buy her more pretty things
|
Its great that you have that mind set m8. So many idiots think that marriage is superficial.
pretty things don't buy happiness though. TIME
and tender love and care.
__________________
Ascendancy
When Doves Cry
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 10:37
|
#40
|
BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 6,339
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
DM is still the 'winner'
__________________
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 10:39
|
#41
|
Black Power MotherF*ckas!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: JAPAN
Posts: 1,812
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by lokken
DM is still the 'winner'
|
There is no one way. if there was, girls would be boring. And hey, they aren't.
__________________
Ascendancy
When Doves Cry
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 11:46
|
#42
|
The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
when i first met her i thought that she was way out of my league
|
She's just using you to get closer to Andrew.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 12:27
|
#43
|
cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
She's just using you to get closer to Andrew.
|
for some reason that had never occured to me... i wonder why
__________________
lazy
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 12:38
|
#44
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
for some reason that had never occured to me... i wonder why
|
Because Cecily is a master of deception?
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 12:52
|
#45
|
The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Because Cecily is a master of deception?
|
Cecily is a Decepticon.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 13:04
|
#46
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Villany! Let the doors be locked!
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 14:11
|
#47
|
cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Cecily is a Decepticon.
|
i did wonder why she hated my autobot T shirt, i thought that it was just cos she doesn't like me being overtly geeky?!?
__________________
lazy
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 14:26
|
#48
|
:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
I'd allow her out of her pit first, and then allow her to eat the scraps off my table (before giving them to the dog!).
Then I'd ask her to marry me. It'd be beautiful.
__________________
"There is no I in team, but there are two in anal fisting"
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 14:28
|
#49
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
Then I'd ask her to marry me. It'd be beautiful.
|
Marriage is only an option when the other person is 16 or over.
|
|
|
16 Apr 2005, 20:32
|
#50
|
Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
Posts: 3,516
|
Re: Marraige Proposals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chika
Well, before you propose you need a ring. You need her size, and you need to know her taste. take her to a mall or someplace that just "happens" to have a jewlery store in you guys path. Let her try on different rings, NOT, i repeat NOT wedding rings, just silly rings to get her size if you don't know it, on your way out glance at the wedding rings and she will point a few out that she likes. get the ring later (may be exensive, my wifes was $3000 ****ing dollars, the shit is in my name though ). Next step, rent nice hotel room, check in and put roses and ballons or whatever you think she fancies in the room. Take her to dinner, then to the room (ofc she needs to know in advance) then propose IN THE ROOM. No where else but the room, this saves you embarrassment and takes pressure off her. the + to this method is that the sex after she says yes will be the best you have probably ever had. The downside is if she is on her period. So try to schedule before or after that fatal week.
|
I didn't have a ring.
I didn't have flowers
I didn't have balloons
I didn't have a plan.
I didn't know if she was going to say 'yes'. *
I did know I wanted to ask her.
* When I did ask, on one knee, she kind of laughed a lot and eventually said
"I don't know what to say"
to which I romantically replied
"Yes would be a good, my knees are bloody killing me"
__________________
Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 09:59.
| |