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24 May 2006, 00:10
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so f*cking zen
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Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
i'm just wondering if (part of) my sense of humour is shit.
My sister has just left on a night out. I was thinking of texting her;
"I love you like a sister"
To me, that's some funny shit RIGHT THERE!
I know this is a kinda "yes/no" response thread, and i know Steven doesn't like them, but **** CONVENTION.
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24 May 2006, 00:11
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
"Don't leave me hanging dudes"
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24 May 2006, 00:13
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
you see thats alright were it not ****ing about with the unspoken brother sister thing that freud would have a lot to say about.
I do like the "frank" style of humour though. Sometimes i stop people midflow and tell them they have to get more interesting or i'm going to leave. Or i ask people how they are and then say actually i dont care i want to talk about me.
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24 May 2006, 00:17
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
i also am a fervent user of the self-absorbed sense of humour, mostly because i am pretty ****ing self-absorbed
(i smirked by the way, a positive smirk too)
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24 May 2006, 00:17
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
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Originally Posted by horn
i will be using this joke
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didn't you touch your (step) sister's tit?
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24 May 2006, 00:18
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Registered Awesome Person
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
It can't end well for you.
But the aftermath sounds like a great story, so go for it!
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24 May 2006, 00:19
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Bored
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
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Originally Posted by Dace
didn't you touch your (step) sister's tit?
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24 May 2006, 00:20
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
I sent the text ... still no response. They do say laughter can incapicitate so ...
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24 May 2006, 00:28
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
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Originally Posted by Dace
I sent the text ... still no response. They do say laughter can incapicitate so ...
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i'd send a panic text saying "i dont want to sleep with you aileen" if i were you
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24 May 2006, 00:29
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
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Originally Posted by horn
don't you think it'd be a good way to find out if she was really asleep or not though?
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i don't want to abuse my sister ... just her (female) friends
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24 May 2006, 00:38
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
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Originally Posted by Deffeh
i'd send a panic text saying "i dont want to sleep with you aileen" if i were you
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*phew*
I just got a text from my sister saying "i love you like a brother"
*phew*
At least we know where we stand now.
And to complete my night's work, to make sure EVERYBODY knows where we all stand, i just need to text her friend and tell her i want to rape her in a rather violent manner*
*only joking**
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*smirk*
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24 May 2006, 00:43
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
I love you all like totally random people on the internet.
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24 May 2006, 00:48
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
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Originally Posted by dda
I love you all like totally random people on the internet.
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Older gentleman in "i love younger men i met on the internet" non-shocka!
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24 May 2006, 00:48
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
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Originally Posted by dda
I love you all like totally random people on the internet.
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Older gentleman in "i love younger men i met on the internet" non-shocka!
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24 May 2006, 04:25
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
At least she didn't invite you back to hers later.
Was funny I must admit. Screw this lot and theit opinons.
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24 May 2006, 09:56
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
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Originally Posted by Deffeh
you see thats alright were it not ****ing about with the unspoken brother sister thing that freud would have a lot to say about.
I do like the "frank" style of humour though. Sometimes i stop people midflow and tell them they have to get more interesting or i'm going to leave. Or i ask people how they are and then say actually i dont care i want to talk about me.
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I dont see how this is humour...
Its somewhat insulting and highly arrogant but not really funny
YOU ANGRY MAN.
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24 May 2006, 10:57
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
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Originally Posted by Deffeh
you see thats alright were it not ****ing about with the unspoken brother sister thing that freud would have a lot to say about.
I do like the "frank" style of humour though. Sometimes i stop people midflow and tell them they have to get more interesting or i'm going to leave. Or i ask people how they are and then say actually i dont care i want to talk about me.
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I want to meet you so I can walk away in the middle of one of your sentences.
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24 May 2006, 11:48
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
i love her too dace.
what shall i text her?
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24 May 2006, 12:03
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
I cant really explain it. Just extend it to "say what your actually thinking"
Ie actually say "sorry, i was just trying to decide if your nipples are showing" if you blank out a conversation or at the end of a night out instead of doing the whole "right mate, well, ill give you a call sometime midweek about.. err... something... errr... well.. see you soon" thing, say "right, i dont really have anything to say, see you whenever".
Of course it only works if people know you love them enough and understand that being an asshole is just an elaborate gimmick to come off as eccentric so people tell stories about you and you feel important
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24 May 2006, 15:52
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
I understand Deffeh!
I say stuff like:
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Originally Posted by deffeh
Or i ask people how they are and then say actually i dont care i want to talk about me.
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too.
Like you said - people have to realise that it's just you mucking about, that you aren't that self-opinionated/lechy/arrogant etc.
The other day my sister said something like "Yeah but really Tom, who'd want to go out with you?!"
To which I replied, without thinking " YOUR MOTHER DOES"
Then realised the joke was on me
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24 May 2006, 16:58
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
The other day my sister said something like "Yeah but really Tom, who'd want to go out with you?!"
To which I replied, without thinking " YOUR MOTHER DOES"
Then realised the joke was on me
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i've done something similar
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24 May 2006, 17:08
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Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread
I always do that to my sister, but oh well doesnt make it less funny
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