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Unread 7 Sep 2003, 13:35   #1
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Angry Damn alien abductions
Last night I was abducted by aliens. I went to bed at the normal time and just after I nodded off, I felt myself being lifted in a pool of brilliant white light. The next thing I know, I'm in a huge white room and Britney Spears is before me on all fours, completely naked.

Lying in front of Britney was Kylie Minogue and Catherine Zeta Jones, both completely naked. Those damn aliens forced me to take Britney from behind whilst watching Kylie and Catherine having girly sex with each other.

I tell you, I'm too scared to go to bed tonight
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Unread 7 Sep 2003, 13:38   #2
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I don't need to get abducted for that to happen to me
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Unread 7 Sep 2003, 13:49   #4
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ouch, Kylie Minogue, Catherine Zeta Jones and Britney Spears al at once, that must have taken something out of you fella
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i was abduted last night too.

i swear i fell to sleep while sleeping on my right side. AND WHEN I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING I WAS ON THE LEFT SIDE!!! damn aliens.
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The little grey bastards

Remember kids, if its grey with big eyes, twat it

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I actually had a dream that my girlfriend (dont' really have one but i did in my dream) would ahve to go back home the next time I made her 'glow'

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i dont remember my dreams which is bad in situations like this but on the other hand i have a friend who hates sleeping cos she gets really vivid nightmares, so sometimes im glad i cant remember them :/
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i can't remeber saturday

i was either drunk

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i was abducted

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I go out every night in my saucer and abduct cute 16-21yr old women in order to try out my anal probe.
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Watch out for the Remote cardiac control though, the little grey thing will splatter your heart in matter of seconds, aye.

Now, I've played some ConspiracyX. I know this stuff. Fs.
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Re: Damn alien abductions
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Lying in front of Britney was Kylie Minogue and Catherine Zeta Jones, both completely naked.
YUK, Catherine Zeat Jones!
Those aliens must be pure evil to inflict a nekkid CZJ on you
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I go out every night in my saucer and abduct cute 16-21yr old women in order to try out my anal probe.
And I don't know who is worse, you or these sick young hoes who agree to force things up your spotty fat backside.
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