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CrashTester · 24 Jul 2003, 11:06

I would invent crisps that dont stick in your teeth.

How many of you would buy that product?

Intervention · 24 Jul 2003, 11:12

I don't eat crisps for exactly that reason.

One sold here.

the_dastardley_chihuahua · 24 Jul 2003, 11:23

i would only buy it if you spent mega bucks on an adertising campaign, possibly involving someone with huge teeth commenting on how the new product allows them to enjoy the same food as ordinary people.

you have to make an effort you see, haing a good product just int enough for me.

Woof · 24 Jul 2003, 11:42

I quite like to find a hidden bit of crisp in my teeth during the afternoon, it's sometimes the higlight of my day.

CrashTester · 24 Jul 2003, 11:47

I have my first secret formula which i will reveal to you today.

Take one piece of Airwave chewing gum and eat it with any bag of crisps. The crisps will not stick to your teeth!

Right, Im off to get a grant for this break through.

Proteus · 24 Jul 2003, 13:02

You get crisps stuck in your teeth?

at0mic.c0w · 24 Jul 2003, 13:21

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Originally posted by Proteus
You get crisps stuck in your teeth?

it's better then having teeth stuck in your crisps

Pyr0 MK III · 24 Jul 2003, 15:35

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Originally posted by Proteus
You get crisps stuck in your teeth?

Supernova9 · 24 Jul 2003, 15:58

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Originally posted by CrashTester
I have my first secret formula which i will reveal to you today.

Take one piece of Airwave chewing gum and eat it with any bag of crisps. The crisps will not stick to your teeth!

Right, Im off to get a grant for this break through.

Wow, a complete method ladies and gentlemen, not only do you lose the crisps stuck between your teeth, you also lose the hassle of actually having to taste said crisps!

CrashTester · 24 Jul 2003, 16:40

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Originally posted by Supernova9
Wow, a complete method ladies and gentlemen, not only do you lose the crisps stuck between your teeth, you also lose the hassle of actually having to taste said crisps!

I havent got my grant yet but whilst researching that formular I accidentally discovered another!

I have invented 'Liquid Crisps' and these definately dont stick in your teeth.

Get a back of crisps and a can of any drink you like, eat a crisp and drink a sip and you instantly have a liquified crisp.

Both ideas are now patented.

£££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££

G_frog · 24 Jul 2003, 21:58

If I were a scientist, i'd brush my teeth.

Intervention · 24 Jul 2003, 22:46

I tried the airwave method.

The chewing bit is good. No teeth sticky there. However, there is a problem when it gets to swallow time. Having to think about what part of your mouth to empty and which not can be very confusing for a humble crisp-eater like myself.

I shall try the liquid crisp method later.