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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 21:17   #1
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Annoying adverts
You know the ones, your face screws up and you fall over trying to smash the volume down button.

Id have to say, of the current crop of ****, the Lilt ladies advert is the most annoying
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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 21:18   #2
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Anything with an attractive woman jumping around gets switched off in my house. Too many times have we been drawn into it only to be confronted with a ****ing tampon. TOO MANY TIMESS!!!
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Yes Car Credit ("with some companies, when you sign a contract, you have to stick to it!" or words to that effect).

The one with the man who says that the interest rate is low, and proceeds to push over some interest rate boxes.

Va Va Voom.

Any Renault advert ("Createur d'Automobiles" [Car Maker]).

Any advert that says something like "Ten pounds, yes ten pounds!" as if I asked "Really?".

Any advert that asks me a question (to which I invariably answer "no") then proceeds to tell me to do something as if I had said "yes".

Any debt consolidation advert where people have enough money left over to buy a car and/or a holiday in the sun.

The one with the 15 year savings scheme and the family who wants to use it to go on holiday or buy a car.

I'm sure there are more I can't think of.
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the ****ing national accident compensation, and other ****ing other ones like that!

i want to go up to them, stab a spoon through their retinas, and says sue me you ass hole!
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the ****ing national accident compensation, and other ****ing other ones like that!

i want to go up to them, stab a spoon through their retinas, and says sue me you ass hole!
I like the one where the girl says "I was asleep in the car, and when I woke up I found out we'd had an accident."

I really want to know what kind of serious injury can occur in an accident without the victim waking up or feeling anything.
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The ****ing halifax adverts. really ****ing annoying.
not only do they sing an annoying song, i really hate the black guy with the thick glasses and they ****ing prance about like twats.

The really annoying thing is Halifax adverts used to be good, making houses out of people and stuff, that was cool!
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Any about giving money to third world children and/or endangered animals. (as if they are not the same thing, lol).

Anyway, if I want to donate money, and sometimes when I feel generous I do, I'll surely look it up myself. Nothing says 'Goodbye good dinner' like a starving kid filled with fleas eating a shoe popping right up on your screen.
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i like the new renault megane advert.


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The one with the 15 year savings scheme and the family who wants to use it to buy a car.
The twat points to a mazda MX5 and boasts about the car having air con.
The MX5 is a convertable FFS !!!


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I thought advertising jingles went out of fashion in the 80s.
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