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Unread 23 Jun 2003, 14:13   #1
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****ing Blue Bottles are gay
little ****ing bastards keep buzzing around pissing me off, impossible to catch and dispose of. I officially declare war on them. What means can i use to dispose of them? I dont ****ing know i've tried those sticky hangy things i think they have become wise to them, and i always walk into them and get stuck myself they are a bit ****. Can't cose the windows, too hot. Don't like those sprays they make me sneeze.
**** sake

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squish them


btw, they take off backwards so flick them with a tea towel or something from that direction
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They live a feeble existence, fly around deposit **** everywhere piss people of and spread ****ty **** around assholes.
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They live a feeble existence, fly around deposit **** everywhere piss people of and spread ****ty **** around assholes.
If there's bluebottles invading your asshole I think you may require some form of corrective treatment. Like soap.
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Unread 23 Jun 2003, 14:49   #5
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If Blue Bottles are gay then how do they reproduce?
homosexual intercourse.
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There is nothing more annoying on this planet, than having a fly in your bedroom when you're trying to sleep.
Even if the only bit of exposed flesh is your toe, the little sod will land on it, and then buzz around your head for the next five minutes when you disturb it.
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Blue Bottles? would that sort of be like a house fly or something?

/edit: upon googling, indeed they are related to the house fly...we just callem shiet flies over here because the only time you really see em is shortly after the dog has done his business
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Best way is to pretend to be reading this really good book, then true to form it will land on the book to interupt you knowing damn well you wont spoil a good book by squishing it.

But they can't read and therefore don't know you are pretending so slam it shut and mercilessly crush the ****er!
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fire

aerosol

fire

fire

keep pet spiders everywhere.

errrrrr
leave a big pile of **** in the middle of the room and lace it with anthrax
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Re: ****ing Blue Bottles are gay
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****ing Blue Bottles are gay
Why, have you been looking?
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get 1 of those purple glowy lights like what u have in kitchens and electroucute the ****ers jus dont foget to clean the dead 1s out every so often they attract more of the ****ers if u dont.

or light cinterella candles in your room (makes a forcefeild around the candle that flys wont go near)
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