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25 Sep 2003, 12:27
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Frontline Reports pt. II
There was a new girl in the squad today and a fit, but not so enthousiastic girl left. The new girl is fit and funny, lethal as a hockeyer, but she also appears to be the ex of one of my mates. I already have her number. This all constitutes badness since he had 1 year, 5 months, 4 days with her, it is impossible to 'go after her'.
Training was fun, the 'ass' was there too.
The fit girl with the 34C that Koen was tracking... I kinda played a ball right on her head, not too bright from me, but she took it well, and ofcourse I apologized.
The team is now beginning to like us and the effort we make and would like us to attend their matches so we could 'coach'. Unfortunately only Koen can attend since I have to work on saterday.
Also the girls asked us to go with them on a tournament, I said 'Doorn?' (which is a big name in the dutch HockeyTournamentCircuit) on which the fit 34C answered 'no that like one big booze and sex orgy' on which I gave her the 'yes, so?' look. She smiled.
The girls are also intrested in tasting wine, which means that after next training we will probably go or into the pub or something like that to taste various wines.
I love these girls.
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25 Sep 2003, 12:31
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Your tracking women?
Looks like KoeN will have to find a new boyfriend 
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25 Sep 2003, 12:37
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GOOD FOR YOU.
GO FOR HER.
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Originally posted by Dace
I LIKE PAUL2.
HE IS MY FRIEND.
HE IS THE BEST FRIEND ANYBODY COULD WISH FOR!
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25 Sep 2003, 12:48
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Miles Teg
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Originally posted by Golin
GOOD FOR YOU.
GO FOR HER.
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That would kinda **** up the relationship between my mate and me, wouldnt it?
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25 Sep 2003, 13:23
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and the season only just started... 
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25 Sep 2003, 13:27
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Inflate My Ego
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
That would kinda **** up the relationship between my mate and me, wouldnt it?
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DO I REALLY HAVE TO VOLUNTEER!?!?
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Who keeps an arrow in his bow,
And if you prod him, lets it go?
A fervent friend, a subtle foe
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25 Sep 2003, 13:29
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these threads amuse me.
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[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you 
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25 Sep 2003, 13:33
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Miles Teg
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dennis 'no'.
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25 Sep 2003, 13:36
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Inflate My Ego
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
dennis 'no'.
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Why not?
You don't want her and Koen can't have her, so ...
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'Forever' said he. And then he was gone.
Who keeps an arrow in his bow,
And if you prod him, lets it go?
A fervent friend, a subtle foe
Scorpio
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25 Sep 2003, 13:40
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Miles Teg
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Quote:
Originally posted by Scorpio
Why not?
You don't want her and Koen can't have her, so ...
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and she doesnt want you \o/
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25 Sep 2003, 13:41
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Inflate My Ego
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
and she doesnt want you \o/
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ofcourse she doesn't, she doesn't know me (yet) 
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'Forever' said he. And then he was gone.
Who keeps an arrow in his bow,
And if you prod him, lets it go?
A fervent friend, a subtle foe
Scorpio
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25 Sep 2003, 13:45
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in je hok!
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25 Sep 2003, 14:11
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Can you send one of those girls over to me? Preferably a pretty one!
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25 Sep 2003, 14:22
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Miles Teg
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Well saterday is a match, koen will try and get the digicam with him.
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25 Sep 2003, 14:23
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Quote:
Originally posted by Structural Integrity
Can you send one of those girls over to me? Preferably a pretty one!
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And send the rest to me. You don't need to wrap 'm.
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25 Sep 2003, 14:24
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I've got hockey training tonight !!!!
With 20 sweaty blokes. I guess you have to be Bloomers to enjoy that.
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25 Sep 2003, 15:35
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Inflate My Ego
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
Well saterday is a match, koen will try and get the digicam with him.
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no need, I will come and watch in person
(or watch and come?? oh well...)
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'Forever' said he. And then he was gone.
Who keeps an arrow in his bow,
And if you prod him, lets it go?
A fervent friend, a subtle foe
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25 Sep 2003, 15:35
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Wine tasting doesn't sound much fun.
Don't you have to spit it out after you've tasted it?
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25 Sep 2003, 15:41
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Till I see pictures its my opinion that you are full of crap.
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25 Sep 2003, 15:42
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Inflate My Ego
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tomkat
Wine tasting doesn't sound much fun.
Don't you have to spit it out after you've tasted it?
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Only french people taste wine like that, and I'm sure I don't have to tell you what the majority of the world population thinks about the french, eh? 
I mean, if it's a good wine; why spit it out? That's a waste imo.
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'Forever' said he. And then he was gone.
Who keeps an arrow in his bow,
And if you prod him, lets it go?
A fervent friend, a subtle foe
Scorpio
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25 Sep 2003, 16:10
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so f*cking zen
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The "Party Pictures" still due on the 5th of October?! ;)
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25 Sep 2003, 16:13
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I am scared then of 10/5 or 5/10 for the Euros.
Why you ask, cause Fit is a nice way of saying Big Boned which is just another nice way of saying Manly built with fat.
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25 Sep 2003, 16:15
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Quote:
Originally posted by Intrepid00
Why you ask, cause Fit is a nice way of saying Big Boned which is just another nice way of saying Manly built with fat.
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Your definition of fit seems opposite to the rest of the worlds.
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25 Sep 2003, 16:15
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Intrepid00
Why you ask, cause Fit is a nice way of saying Big Boned which is just another nice way of saying Manly built with fat.
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Not at all.
"Fit" is another way of saying "Slim and attractive".
Well where i come from it is anyway.
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25 Sep 2003, 16:17
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Not at all.
"Fit" is another way of saying "Slim and attractive".
Well where i come from it is anyway.
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Slim my ass, it usually means they are built like man. If she was a hottie he wouldn't have stress Fit.
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25 Sep 2003, 16:17
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Inflate My Ego
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Your definition of fit seems opposite to the rest of the worlds.
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he must be french
("fit" is also used in the dutch language, meaning "in good physical condition")
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'Forever' said he. And then he was gone.
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And if you prod him, lets it go?
A fervent friend, a subtle foe
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25 Sep 2003, 16:18
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Women don't get muscular. They get ripples of fat that are slightly muscluar and they grow a penis.
(Well in the US, Fit has become a PC way of saying she look like a women with a mannly body)
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25 Sep 2003, 16:21
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Quote:
Originally posted by NEWSBOT3
these threads amuse me.
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If you want to play a game which allows cheats go right ahead and find that game, as Planetarion expects all its players to abide by the rules of the game.
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25 Sep 2003, 16:23
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Inflate My Ego
Join Date: Jul 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Intrepid00
Women don't get muscular. They get ripples of fat that are slightly muscluar and they grow a penis.
(Well in the US, Fit has become a PC way of saying she look like a women with a mannly body)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Scorpio
I'm sure I don't have to tell you what the majority of the world population thinks about the americans, eh?
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hehe
dinnertime now btw
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'Forever' said he. And then he was gone.
Who keeps an arrow in his bow,
And if you prod him, lets it go?
A fervent friend, a subtle foe
Scorpio
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25 Sep 2003, 17:33
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Quote:
Originally posted by Intrepid00
(Well in the US, Fit has become a PC way of saying she look like a women with a mannly body)
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I'm unsure about ireland but over here it just means she's ****ing fine.
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25 Sep 2003, 17:39
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here fit is a word used to describe someone who is in a good state of current fitness. Or something similar.
I am fully aware that in Pommyland at least, it is used to describe an attractive female. I've never heard it used by a non-brit until now though....
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25 Sep 2003, 17:40
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Re: Frontline Reports pt. II
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Originally posted by Knight Theamion
There was a new girl in the squad today and a fit, but not so enthousiastic girl left. The new girl is fit and funny, lethal as a hockeyer, but she also appears to be the ex of one of my mates. I already have her number. This all constitutes badness since he had 1 year, 5 months, 4 days with her, it is impossible to 'go after her'.
Training was fun, the 'ass' was there too.
The fit girl with the 34C that Koen was tracking... I kinda played a ball right on her head, not too bright from me, but she took it well, and ofcourse I apologized.
The team is now beginning to like us and the effort we make and would like us to attend their matches so we could 'coach'. Unfortunately only Koen can attend since I have to work on saterday.
Also the girls asked us to go with them on a tournament, I said 'Doorn?' (which is a big name in the dutch HockeyTournamentCircuit) on which the fit 34C answered 'no that like one big booze and sex orgy' on which I gave her the 'yes, so?' look. She smiled.
The girls are also intrested in tasting wine, which means that after next training we will probably go or into the pub or something like that to taste various wines.
I love these girls.
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THAT'S ALL VERY WELL, BUT WHEN WILL THE SHAGGING START?
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25 Sep 2003, 18:26
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Miles Teg
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!!!!
hockey again now tho.
spδter
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25 Sep 2003, 19:20
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All this talk about hans putting his wang in something is making me horny.
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25 Sep 2003, 20:03
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrMilli
Hockey team?
Fit?
Straight?
shagfest?
you bastard!
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25 Sep 2003, 23:23
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I feel pretty
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26 Sep 2003, 04:35
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I believe we were promised pics and videos.
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26 Sep 2003, 17:55
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Miles Teg
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Quote:
Originally posted by ParraCida
I believe we were promised pics and videos.
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patience young padawan.
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26 Sep 2003, 17:59
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dead_Meat
I've got hockey training tonight !!!!
With 20 sweaty blokes. I guess you have to be Bloomers to enjoy that.
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This actually made me lol :/
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27 Sep 2003, 19:01
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the girls won 1-0.
it was 11 vs 8 so not that good, but i'm proud anyway, cuz the last 2 matches they didnt'even score. :P
more detaisl will follow soon, i gtg now. bye!
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27 Sep 2003, 19:36
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Quote:
Originally posted by KoeN
the girls won 1-0.
it was 11 vs 8 so not that good, but i'm proud anyway, cuz the last 2 matches they didnt'even score. :P
more detaisl will follow soon, i gtg now. bye!
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You really don't know how to stimulate girls, do you? No scoring involved when you're around.
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'Forever' said he. And then he was gone.
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A fervent friend, a subtle foe
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27 Sep 2003, 21:45
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Can anyone explain to me why any of the above faggotry had to be written in the first place?
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27 Sep 2003, 23:08
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Inflate My Ego
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pavil
Can anyone explain to me why any of the above faggotry had to be written in the first place?
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Things changed while you were gone
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'Forever' said he. And then he was gone.
Who keeps an arrow in his bow,
And if you prod him, lets it go?
A fervent friend, a subtle foe
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