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7 Dec 2003, 02:18
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Registered User
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Location: England
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I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
For terrorism or something.
Well, it might not be him, but I think the odds of there being more than one British teacher called David Heaton are quite slim. However, the article claims he lives in Saudi Arabia, so it might not be him, but having said that, I can only remember actually seeing him once, so he might be just cashing his pay cheque while actually living in Saudi Arabia playing real-life Counterstrike.
Does anyone else have interesting stories about criminals with the same name as one of their teachers, or teachers who have been criminals?
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7 Dec 2003, 02:28
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
We had lots and lots of gay teachers at my school.
At one point there were 4 openly homosexual teachers.
One of them was recently asked to leave cos he did something with a pupil, it was all hushed up though as the school didn't want the bad press.
Shhhh.
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7 Dec 2003, 03:20
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
My Head Teacher was called Glynis.
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7 Dec 2003, 03:36
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Damn Dog
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
my head teacher was a ****.
[edit - and probably still is actually]
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7 Dec 2003, 05:08
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Naked & Profane
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
One of my teachers had his passport revoked by the goverment so he couldnt leave the country, he invented some toxic nerve agent or something.
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7 Dec 2003, 05:30
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
jammers, you do realise he as probably a secret agent, and simply for knowing him the government are going to kill you, don't you?
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7 Dec 2003, 10:46
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Cwmbru
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
My head of 6th form was convicted of selling houses she didnt own the year after i left.
And the really hot English student-teacher married a bearded fat biker.
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7 Dec 2003, 11:00
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
My head teacher was fat.
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7 Dec 2003, 13:43
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrPeach
We had lots and lots of gay teachers at my school.
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I'm sure it was an ordeal for you. How terrible that people are different!
ps my headteacher got sued because she told a pregnant 14-year-old girl that if she got an abortion she'd have to leave the school because she runs the school like an evil church and won't allow abortion or homosexuality to be discussed in lessons and several teachers have complained to the LEA
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7 Dec 2003, 13:51
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
My head teacher was Welsh.
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7 Dec 2003, 14:02
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Anal Crumb
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Liverpool
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
Mine firebombed his own (well school property) house stole valuable artwork to do an insurence jobby and dissapeared to chile before the investiagtion was completed. Another one slipped and stabbed himself in the eye with a javelin and another was dragged off campus by the police after refusing to leave following him putting up a letter about another teacher having relations with a pupil at his old school.
Me and Pab had an ace school
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7 Dec 2003, 14:09
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The Milky Bar Kid
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Aberystwyth
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
one of my teachers had an affair with a thirteen year girl at my school and got her pregnant, then he got sacked and dissapeared. maybe to jail. WHO KNOWS?
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7 Dec 2003, 17:23
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Registered User
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Location: England
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
jammers, you do realise he as probably a secret agent, and simply for knowing him the government are going to kill you, don't you?
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Luckily I have a plan, which involves stealing Santa's :sleigh: , and riding it to freedom.
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<Bobzy> Jammers is > the rest of GD/PA at it though.
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7 Dec 2003, 19:09
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
argh for some reason these posts are in the wrong order and i read this thread the wrong way round. help me
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8 Dec 2003, 01:21
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
My headteacher's name was James Wetz.
This provided hours of amusement.
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8 Dec 2003, 02:17
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IRC Lackey
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
a teacher at my high school committed suicide the other year
that was a bit shocking
oh, and the headteacher there looks exactly like Keith Chegwin.
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8 Dec 2003, 10:54
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This is bat country
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
My english teacher was a fat lesbo with a moustache.
and the saggiest tits.. ever
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8 Dec 2003, 11:03
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested
my old english teacher had a humpback, and was evil.
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