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Question A Toilet Survey

I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[x ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[ x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[x ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, (when i'm not pissed)
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[X] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[x] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[X] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[X] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[X] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[X] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[X] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[X] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[X] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[X] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[X] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[X] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[x] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[x] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[x] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

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Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[x] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

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Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[x] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[x] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[x] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[X] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[X] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[X] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[X] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[x] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you
[x] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[x] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands

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Re: A Toilet Survey

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Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[X] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[X] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[X] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[X] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[X] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ x] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ x] Yes, always
[ ] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ x] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[ x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ x] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[x ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[X] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[X] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[X] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[X] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[X] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[X] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[X] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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[ ] Definitely not
[ ] Not a chance
[ ] Not in a million years
[X] All of the above
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Re: A Toilet Survey

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Originally posted by CrashTester


After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[y] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[ ] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[y] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[y] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[y] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[y] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[y] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[y] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[y] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

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Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[x] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[x] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[x] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;[*] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?[*] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always[*] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull[*] 5 or more every time
[ ] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches[*] Sometimes
[ ] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[ ] Do nothing for you[*] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[ ] Yes[*] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;[*] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands
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Re: A Toilet Survey

Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[x] Sometimes
When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[x] No, never
How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[x] Dont count, just roll and pull
When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.
Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[x] Do nothing for you
Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[x] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[x] Always
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