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19 Aug 2003, 12:11
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150 pound in library fines :cool:
Dont carry raspberries in a bag containing 8 library books kids.
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19 Aug 2003, 12:12
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lol
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19 Aug 2003, 12:13
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Might not be that bad actually, only 2 of the (very) damaged books appear to be library ones; the rest are mine.
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19 Aug 2003, 13:02
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Is Atlas Shrugged ok? :eek:
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19 Aug 2003, 13:06
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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19 Aug 2003, 13:08
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Never mind The Atlas bloody Shrugged, is my carpet OK?
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19 Aug 2003, 13:23
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Is raspberries code for something ?
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19 Aug 2003, 13:28
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Libraries are overrated.
Well, Wiltshire ones anyway.
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19 Aug 2003, 13:44
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the libraries need all the money they can get.
Pay up.
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19 Aug 2003, 15:04
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Let that be a lesson to you, young Gordon.
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19 Aug 2003, 16:27
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Originally posted by Ste
the libraries need all the money they can get.
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this is true, sooooooooooooo true
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19 Aug 2003, 16:30
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ste
Pay up.
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Nod doesn't have £150.
6p is all he posseses in this life.
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19 Aug 2003, 16:33
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I find the idea of a public library owning a copy of atlas shrugged intensely amusing for some reason.
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19 Aug 2003, 16:35
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Quote:
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I find the idea of a public library owning a copy of atlas shrugged intensely amusing for some reason.
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Do you suggest they all burn copies of 'ideologically misguided' tomes?
HOIST THE RED FLAG, SOCIALISM IS COMING TO THE LIBRARIES.
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19 Aug 2003, 16:38
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P.S, I've come up with a new political concept. It's called 'Library Democracy', and it will totally destroy all existing corrupt practises within the library system.
I intend to lecture on it at Harvard.
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19 Aug 2003, 16:42
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Quote:
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Do you suggest they all burn copies of 'ideologically misguided' tomes?
HOIST THE RED FLAG, SOCIALISM IS COMING TO THE LIBRARIES.
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Actually I was suggesting the idea of allowing people to read Rand's work (she liked to think of herself as a writer despite the fact I could pull a better written novel out of my ass) for no charge is somehow inherently hilarious. Although I'm not adverse to a bit of flag-hoisting.
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19 Aug 2003, 16:45
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Question to MM: have you ever had to edit your post because you forgot the "!" tag ?
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19 Aug 2003, 16:50
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
Actually I was suggesting the idea of allowing people to read Rand's work (she liked to think of herself as a writer despite the fact I could pull a better written novel out of my ass) for no charge is somehow inherently hilarious.
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It's Socialist reality overcoming the dangerous ideological lunacy that is Capitalism, replacing it with a system in which everybody may read total crap, whatever their economic status or social situation.
Under Capitalism, people with no economic means would be denied access to such works. They would only be in the hands of small, oligarchic cliques who were reading them for their own self-interest whilst the proletariat remained opressed, although fulfilled by their own ideological sustenence and belief in the inveitablitity of Socialism.
This highlights the nature of capitalism; it aims to keep the totally bankrupt and misguided ideas that will lead to total societal ruin in the hands of the few, thereby denying them to the needy majority, who don't need such ideological filth.
Soon the revolution will be finalised when we insitute 'reading collectives' by which Workers and peasants will be able to read the corrupt works of von Hayek.
ALL HAIL KING SOCIALISM.
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Although I'm not adverse to a bit of flag-hoisting.
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Well, lets get to it then.
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19 Aug 2003, 16:52
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Originally posted by menth0l
Question to MM: have you ever had to edit your post because you forgot the "!" tag ?
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Yes. And I did it for my fans.
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19 Aug 2003, 16:55
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
It's Socialist reality overcoming the dangerous ideological lunacy that is Capitalism, replacing it with a system in which everybody may read total crap, whatever their economic status or social situation.
Under Capitalism, people with no economic means would be denied access to such works. They would only be in the hands of small, oligarchic cliques who were reading them for their own self-interest whilst the proletariat remained opressed, although fulfilled by their own ideological sustenence and belief in the inveitablitity of Socialism.
This highlights the nature of capitalism; it aims to keep the totally bankrupt and misguided ideas that will lead to total societal ruin in the hands of the few, thereby denying them to the needy majority, who don't need such ideological filth.
Soon the revolution will be finalised when we insitute 'reading collectives' by which Workers and peasants will be able to read the corrupt works of von Hayek.
ALL HAIL KING SOCIALISM.
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Poor people can't read stupid.
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19 Aug 2003, 16:58
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Originally posted by JonnyBGood
Poor people can't read stupid.
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Demonisation of the proletariat via bankrupt bourgeois 'Red Scare' tactics that are aimed at projecting an image of the proletariat as sub-human.
P.S, Under Socialsm everybody is totally literate, Mr Evil Capitalist-Fagocracy.
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19 Aug 2003, 17:01
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Demonisation of the proletariat via bankrupt bourgeois 'Red Scare' tactics that are aimed at projecting an image of the proletariat as sub-human.
P.S, Under Socialsm everybody is totally literate, Mr Evil Capitalist-Fagocracy.
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Under socialism everyone is equally stupid. The proletariat are sub-human. That's why they're poor silly. It's genetic predisposition.
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19 Aug 2003, 17:04
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Originally posted by JonnyBGood
It's genetic predisposition.
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What's depressing is someone basically turned your post into a 500 page book and it was in the best sellers list for months...
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19 Aug 2003, 17:06
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
What's depressing is someone basically turned your post into a 500 page book and it was in the best sellers list for months...
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The great writers all get their ideas by skimming these threads.
On topic, clearly by deregulating and privatizing libraries they would be much more efficient and the cost to check out books would be freer.
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19 Aug 2003, 17:07
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Quote:
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What's depressing is someone basically turned your post into a 500 page book and it was in the best sellers list for months...
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I'm there!
PS Did the book insult engels? Or at least vaguely insinuate he and marx were homosexual lovers?
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19 Aug 2003, 17:07
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
Under socialism everyone is equally stupid. The proletariat are sub-human. That's why they're poor silly. It's genetic predisposition.
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Typical Fascist-Fagocratic ethos with focus on geneticsm and biology, which highlights age-old incestuous behavious between aritofagic ruling classes of opressors. This is why such societal filth must be abolished and true system of education and learning be brought in in place of aristofagic indulgent biological impulses.
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19 Aug 2003, 17:08
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At this point even I got lost. And I thought most of my suggestions were nonsensical gibberish.
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19 Aug 2003, 17:09
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P.S, If this philosophy hasn't been adopted by some South Asian or South American communist guerrila group by now then I will be like totally pissed.
I'm calling it 'Adaptive Marxism'.
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19 Aug 2003, 17:10
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Typical Fascist-Fagocratic ethos with focus on geneticsm and biology, which highlights age-old incestuous behavious between aritofagic ruling classes of opressors. This is why such societal filth must be abolished and true system of education and learning be brought in in place of aristofagic indulgent biological impulses.
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The fascists had some good ideas to be honest. Breathing regularly was one, eating healthily, physical exercise. Although admittedly the concentration camps were of more dubious value.
PS Calling the aristocratic classes filth when most of your proletariat bathes once a decade is a bit daft.
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19 Aug 2003, 17:14
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
At this point even I got lost. And I thought most of my suggestions were nonsensical gibberish.
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'more free'?
the problem with checking out right now is that if you don't return the book in time, they might charge you $0.05. This is just unacceptable.
With free-market efficiency I'm sure we can get that down to $0.02 at least.
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19 Aug 2003, 17:14
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
The fascists had some good ideas to be honest. Breathing regularly was one, eating healthily, physical exercise. Although admittedly the concentration camps were of more dubious value.
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All originally Marxist ideas, but were plundered by fat aristo-fascists, except concentration camps which were Imperialist innovation.
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PS Calling the aristocratic classes filth when most of your proletariat bathes once a decade is a bit daft.
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Nonsensical approach based on incorrect analysis of situation; no self-enriching material gain for fagocratic capitalists in bathing, hence not a practise employed.
Proletariat understand nature of uplifting societal enviroment and so bathe regularly, and against wishes of opressors.
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19 Aug 2003, 17:16
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well this thread has gone off topic somewhat
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19 Aug 2003, 17:16
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Originally posted by acropolis
'more free'?
the problem with checking out right now is that if you don't return the book in time, they might charge you $0.05. This is just unacceptable.
With free-market efficiency I'm sure we can get that down to $0.02 at least.
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NEITHER OF THOSE EXAMPLES IS FREE.
I vote we disestablish all libraries and use the funds to build a bonfire where we can burn all communist literature. We can even invent a catchy name for it like "burn a book day" or "communists are messengers of the antichrist and should all be killed and sent back to the foul rotting cesspools they crawled forth from", ie London.
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19 Aug 2003, 17:18
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stop picking on the libraries, otherwise i will have to start pulling facts out and puzzle/bore you all into submission.
also, in the whole of county durham libraries, there is precisly 1 ayn rand book available, and its called anthem, and someone has it out on loan even as we speak!
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19 Aug 2003, 17:19
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All originally Marxist ideas, but were plundered by fat aristo-fascists, except concentration camps which were Imperialist innovation.
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Breathing and eating are selfish concepts you faggot.
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Nonsensical approach based on incorrect analysis of situation; no self-enriching material gain for fagocratic capitalists in bathing, hence not a practise employed.
Proletariat understand nature of uplifting societal enviroment and so bathe regularly, and against wishes of opressors.
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Except they can't afford water so they bathe in stagnant water surrounded by herds of urinating goats.
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19 Aug 2003, 17:48
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raspberries are GREAT. im sick of strawberries stealing all the limelight
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19 Aug 2003, 17:58
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
NEITHER OF THOSE EXAMPLES IS FREE.
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checking out a book is free so long as you return it on time. it's only if you are late returning it that there might be a charge, and you kinda have to assume that even that charge is only due to government inefficiency.
(PS: a truly market-driven library system would always be able to clean raspberry stain off of books with no problem)
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"communists are messengers of the antichrist and should all be killed and sent back to the foul rotting cesspools they crawled forth from", ie London.
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i've always thought of bonn as a popular commie spawning place
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19 Aug 2003, 18:11
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(PS: a truly market-driven library system would always be able to clean raspberry stain off of books with no problem)
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your joking right? have you any idea how hard books are to clean without damaging them?????
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Nod doesn't have £150.
6p is all he posseses in this life.
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May I suggest him setting up something like is suggested on my last gas bill:
If you have problems paying your outstanding balance of: 86p Please ring this stupidly expensive phoneline and we will discuss your payment options.
seriously - the bill was 86p!
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19 Aug 2003, 18:49
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your joking right? have you any idea how hard books are to clean without damaging them?????
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i think jonny already told your kind to go back to london.
commie.
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19 Aug 2003, 19:15
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Originally posted by JonnyBGood
sent back to the foul rotting cesspools they crawled forth from", ie London.
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One step ahead of you mate.
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19 Aug 2003, 20:08
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well this thread has gone off topic somewhat
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I still owe my library $6 in late fees.
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19 Aug 2003, 20:21
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I was hoping to go to a "Guess the Contents of nodrog's Bag" thread.
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I was hoping to go to a "Guess the Contents of nodrog's Bag" thread.
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if it wasn't all porn i'm sure he would have mentioned some titles.
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Re: 150 pound in library fines :cool:
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Dont carry raspberries in a bag containing 8 library books kids.
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That will teach you to read a book.
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Re: 150 pound in library fines :cool:
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Dont carry raspberries in a bag containing 8 library books kids.
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That's 150£ in ADDITION to the earlier late fees?
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you just lost 3-4 days gateing money faggot
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Never mind The Atlas bloody Shrugged, is my carpet OK?
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Yeah, none of it left the bag (although you probably know this by now)
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Re: Re: 150 pound in library fines :cool:
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That's 150£ in ADDITION to the earlier late fees?
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Different library :/ I got a letter from the other library demanding 150 pound for replacing overdue books, so I need to try and placate them tomorrow.
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wow, i think that that is the first time i have ever been called a commie! lol
i'm not a commie, i love objects too much :/
i'm just a librarian, which is how i know a fair amount of stuff about libraries, and therefore know that books are insanely hard to clean, its worth your while just buying a new copy really :/
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