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2 Jun 2003, 05:45
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Registered User
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The funniest Signs You ever seen!.
"everyone has photographic memories but some of us dont have film"
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<Degrees> roses are red violets are blue if you dont love me ill really spew <-- like that kr ?<KR|pennance> The time is right. Let's get to it. If we dont get hitched, to this relationship I'm gonna say screw it
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2 Jun 2003, 07:31
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Cwmbru
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'Cockermouth 6 Miles'
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2 Jun 2003, 09:16
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Whenever the PA players escape, it's always my duty to round them up again.
GET IN THE CAGE WITH KG.
I DON'T CARE IF HE SMELLS.
ps.
'Cats eyes removed'
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2 Jun 2003, 09:20
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home wrecker
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: The other side of the galaxy ;)
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does this mean we can be mean to you on the strategy forum?
oh that's right you play PA don't you.
sod off to the cage then
ps. "road works ahead" (like the road or anything else ahead is doing anything but sweet fa)
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May the Farce be with you...
#pr0nstars - a pimp is for life, not just for christmas
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2 Jun 2003, 09:24
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The Twilight of the Gods
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I share with Focht and Rob.
[edit]
If the purpose of a road is to let people drive from one place to another without having to go cross country, I see someone hasn't been on the M25.
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2 Jun 2003, 09:33
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IRC Lackey
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions...
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heh
i was pretty amused by the "this sign currently not in use" ones that have been appearing on motorways recently
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw
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2 Jun 2003, 09:34
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Love's Sweet Exile
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Living on a Stair (Now Sword-less)
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there's a road-sign somewhere that has "Secret Nuclear Bunker- 2 miles" or similar. (Tourist attraction, but still humourous )
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2 Jun 2003, 09:38
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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"Twinned with Royston Vasey" on a sign entering a village near S****horpe
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2 Jun 2003, 09:40
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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"Part-time lights" - lazy buggers...
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You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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2 Jun 2003, 09:40
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
"Twinned with Royston Vasey" on a sign entering a village near S****horpe
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Didn't you know that Roy "Chubby" Brown was his own independent city?
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2 Jun 2003, 10:01
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J to the C to the A G E
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Chubby Brown is not funny. The League of Gentlemen is (sometimes). I was referring to The League of Gentlemen and you know it.
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2 Jun 2003, 10:04
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
Chubby Brown is not funny. The League of Gentlemen is (sometimes). I was referring to The League of Gentlemen and you know it.
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Chubby Brown plays the Mayor of Royston Vasey.
They named the villiage after him.
It's quite hard to make a reference to LoG, or RV at least, without referring to R"C"B.
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2 Jun 2003, 10:04
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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While on holiday in Isreal, in a public toilet on a beach which also had showers there was a sign showing a picture of a scuba diver (y'know, complete with flippers, tanks and goggles) with a sign saying 'no diving in the showers'.
I kid you not.
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2 Jun 2003, 10:05
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
It's quite hard to make a reference to LoG, or RV at least, without referring to R"C"B.
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It's not really that hard, since it was clearly the village, and not him, I referring to.
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2 Jun 2003, 10:06
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
It's not really that hard, since it was clearly the village, and not him, I referring to.
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Which was named after roy "chubby" brown.
Anyway, what would be the point of replying with 'THATS FROM TEH LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN!!!'?
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2 Jun 2003, 10:08
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J to the C to the A G E
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I know the village was named after him, but that was pretty much irrelevent to my point.
Also, there would be no point in replying 'THATS FROM TEH LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN!!!', but you could have just not replied.
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2 Jun 2003, 10:11
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Desist with this pedantic sheit.
Ta
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2 Jun 2003, 10:13
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
but you could have just not replied.
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If only everyone took this attidute. The board would be so much easier to run.
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2 Jun 2003, 11:50
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
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theres a nearby village which basically reads '**** cummer'
i was highly offended.
incidently the *'d word begins with a C and doesnt end in a T
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2 Jun 2003, 11:52
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Cram?
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2 Jun 2003, 11:52
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Registered User
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Location: South Pacific
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Cram?
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when did Cram end in a t?
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ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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2 Jun 2003, 11:55
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
when did Cram end in a t?
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There was a meeting about it last night.
It also changed the meaning of 'not ending in T' to 'ending in T'.
They sent you a note about it, but it said to D. Hilt, so you probably didn't get it.
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2 Jun 2003, 11:58
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
There was a meeting about it last night.
It also changed the meaning of 'not ending in T' to 'ending in T'.
They sent you a note about it, but it said to D. Hilt, so you probably didn't get it.
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okay, well I look forward to D Hilt forwarding it to me. until then, I send my apologies to anyone I might offend by ending cram with an m.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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2 Jun 2003, 11:59
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
okay, well I look forward to D Hilt forwarding it to me. until then, I send my apologies to anyone I might offend by ending cram with an m.
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Actually, it's just easier to call you stupid.
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2 Jun 2003, 12:01
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Godfather
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infact it was cummers coch
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2 Jun 2003, 12:01
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Actually, it's just easier to call you stupid.
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but then I would never get any of those notes, unless you sent them all to "stupid".
<edit> plus I think too many would get redirected to your boss too!
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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2 Jun 2003, 12:02
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
infact it was cummers coch
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okay, so let me get this straight....
not only did the starred word not end with h, but it also came after the unstarred word, which was wrong anyway.
I like it.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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2 Jun 2003, 12:03
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dim like a fox
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Location: Finland ffs
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The name of a school: "Pöljän koulu"
koulu = school
pöljän koulu = idiots school
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Nobody's perfect.
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ph33r TPE plz. thxbye.
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2 Jun 2003, 12:43
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Apothos
'Cockermouth 6 Miles'
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That was perhaps the worst 'holiday ' I 've ever had.
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2 Jun 2003, 12:48
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Kontrè*******
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: where ever you want me hun
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'6 Hell'
as in 6km to Hell
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2 Jun 2003, 15:21
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Little Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Location Location!
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There was a sign outside the local post office that said
"Pot £3.20 a bag"
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2 Jun 2003, 15:23
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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I'm ridiculed because I still find '****burn street' funny even though I've lived up here for months.
Heh. I said '****' (sounds like rock. With a c. Penis, if you will.)
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