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1 May 2003, 01:49
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
Posts: 919
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The 'where in hell will I end up' test
Taking this test I ended up in the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Just how ungodly are you?
Matrim
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Holy smoke.
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1 May 2003, 01:55
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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Fifth Level of Hell
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Bring it.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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1 May 2003, 01:56
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Big it up for the 5th!
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
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1 May 2003, 02:01
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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Re: The 'where in hell will I end up' test
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Originally posted by Matrim
Taking this test I ended up in the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
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See you there then!
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1 May 2003, 02:05
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell ("Violent")
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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1 May 2003, 02:05
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
hmm.. i don't believe in god. therefore it doens't matter what i answered for any other question. (apparently)
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1 May 2003, 02:07
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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I don't believe in God either.
Although people should paste what I pasted.
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1 May 2003, 02:12
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Love's Sweet Exile
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Living on a Stair (Now Sword-less)
Posts: 2,371
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"Second Level of Hell"
Does that mean i'm a good boy? Will i get my sweeties now?
[edit] was going to paste the little chart, but its not nice formatting from Opera
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Ba Ba Ti Ki Di Do
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1 May 2003, 02:13
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
Why was it a fark link anyway.
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1 May 2003, 02:24
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 3,848
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I'm going to the Seventh Circle
This is rank discrimination! I bet if I'd said no to the same sex questions I wouldn't be headed there
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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1 May 2003, 02:49
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Homesick
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 399
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Level Score
Purgatory Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Very Low
Level 2 High
Level 3 Moderate
Level 4 Moderate
Level 5 High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Extreme
Level 7 High
Level 8- the Malebolge High
Level 9 - Cocytus Very High
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1 May 2003, 05:07
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monkey on crack
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: US
Posts: 259
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Second Level of Hell
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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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1 May 2003, 06:20
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Oh Canada!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada #eh?
Posts: 1,466
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Quote:
Originally posted by Crackmonkey
Second Level of Hell
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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
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see you there
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
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1 May 2003, 07:22
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'Useless'
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wellington, NZ.
Posts: 357
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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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any and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Blow me.
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1 May 2003, 07:23
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loved
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: rocking his world
Posts: 154
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
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1 May 2003, 08:01
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Cwmbru
Posts: 2,587
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis.
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low.
Oh well.
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1 May 2003, 08:19
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: :noitacoL
Posts: 1,200
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal
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1 May 2003, 08:43
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As above
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 7
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Looks like I'll get to explore the City of Dis then.
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1 May 2003, 09:26
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
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city of dis it is
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
although i find the 'extreme' comment a bit much :/
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1 May 2003, 09:43
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: England
Posts: 752
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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<Bobzy> It's Jammers rockstargame kid
<Bobzy> Jammers is > the rest of GD/PA at it though.
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1 May 2003, 09:59
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Lord Denning
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: City of London
Posts: 2,548
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Sounds delightful.
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Please bear in mind when reading the above post that I am always right.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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1 May 2003, 10:17
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Throwing Shapes
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 797
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Sixth Level, City of Dis.
Heresy be my name
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1 May 2003, 10:26
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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Level 6 - City of Dis
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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1 May 2003, 11:26
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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Anything good to do in that City of Dis?
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1 May 2003, 12:21
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Forever Delayed
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: www.netgamers.org
Posts: 1,475
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Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
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Firefly Oper and General l4m3r - "I Do Stuff"
O2 Rip-off campaign
<vampy> plus i hate people ... i despise humanity as a whole
pablissimo "I'm still geting over the fact you just posted a pic of your own vomit"
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1 May 2003, 12:38
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dim like a fox
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Finland ffs
Posts: 866
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
D-town represent!
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I'm nobody.
Nobody's perfect.
I'm perfect.
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ph33r TPE plz. thxbye.
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1 May 2003, 12:53
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Gubbish
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: #FoW
Posts: 2,323
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
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1 May 2003, 13:29
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'Useless'
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wellington, NZ.
Posts: 357
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wow I'm the most 'badass' so far..
and I answered no to all the 'have you ****ed another guy' type questions.
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1 May 2003, 13:50
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, Mr. Fluffie
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,273
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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
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i want to cover her body with apple pie and eat it off her
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1 May 2003, 14:03
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no
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: in a chair
Posts: 329
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First Level of Hell - Limbo
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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
uhmm
jay?
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1 May 2003, 17:59
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!
Fifth Level of Hell
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
Hmm,
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1 May 2003, 18:49
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
hmm
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1 May 2003, 19:54
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Little Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Location Location!
Posts: 771
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someone seems to have broekn it.
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1 May 2003, 19:55
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
Posts: 2,484
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Yep won't load for me :(
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Me
In my sleep I grind my teeth.
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1 May 2003, 19:57
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ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Sept 2057
Posts: 1,813
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Quote:
Server Too Busy
The server is getting creamed by so many people taking the Dante Inferno Test, so the test has been taken down. It will be back up soon. Please excuse this inconvenience and check back in several hours.
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I wanted to go to hell : (
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in my sig i write down all my previous co-ords and alliance positions as if they matter because I'm not important enough to be remembered by nickname alone.
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2 May 2003, 00:41
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
Posts: 5,192
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Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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