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15 Aug 2004, 04:14
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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I've finally found a use for my hair gel
just to explain, i don't like using hair gel. it makes your hair all stick and horrible, but i've had a couple of bottles of shockwaves sitting in my bathroom for yonks. now on with the purpose of this thread
I went to my bathroom a few minutes ago for a piss. as i was pissing i could see a rather large black splodge sitting in the bottom of the bath (which i never use, showers are much better). i look around to see what is is that i can see in my peripheral vision, to confronted by the largest house spider you have ever seen! i mean this thing was verging on being a mini-tarantula. it's body had to have been at least 2cms long with it's legs easily being about 5cms long each. i knew that i wouldn't be able to sleep knowing that that thing was sitting there so i looked around for something to drown it in. that is when i discovered this half full bottle of cheap shampoo i'd got for christmas one year, which i promptly emptied over the bugger. whilst effectivly stoppong the spider from moving for the moment, i could see the shampoo quickly running down the bath towards the plughole, and so began looking for something that was a bit more viscous and that was likely to set. that was when i remembered about the bottles of hair gel sitting in the cupboard. with my work complete i returned to my room, only to find four slightly smaller spiders sitting on my walls, which i promptly squased with a tissue. i hope this doesn't turn out like Alfred Hitchcocks "The Birds" :eek:
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15 Aug 2004, 04:40
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
Keep on fighting the good fight.
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15 Aug 2004, 04:53
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
The spiders will rebel
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15 Aug 2004, 04:55
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
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The spiders will rebel
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I own a Hammer for the rebellion. And they better bring the big guns, cos im taking no ****ing prisoners.
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15 Aug 2004, 07:49
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
Heh, I used to keep a plastic baseball bat specifically for this purpose.
I seem to get a lot of these around the house, infact many of the other on the site as well (which is owned by a friend who's a bit of a spider nut).
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15 Aug 2004, 15:40
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
the spiders are not insects, but in a war they will side with the insects,
traitors, traitors, spider traitors, they'll betray us and they'll make us
human slaves in an insect nation
gelling it was completely unnecessary, and I'm frowning on it [/frown]
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15 Aug 2004, 15:42
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
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gelling it was completely unnecessary, and I'm frowning on it [/frown]
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I completely agree.
Squash the ****er, but dont make him suffer :/
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15 Aug 2004, 16:23
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
I hate spiders 
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15 Aug 2004, 19:34
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
Spiders are a menace, which should be destroyed
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15 Aug 2004, 20:26
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
Along with wasps and flies
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15 Aug 2004, 20:50
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
Ants are evil to. They try to invade my living room via the patio window, and nothing stops them.
Enter Smudge with half a dozen sealent guns
7 mins later, no more ants!!!
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15 Aug 2004, 21:41
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Retired
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
It was in the bath........
why not just turn the taps on.........
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15 Aug 2004, 21:46
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
Ah the many ways to drown spiders in the bath hair gel is good but spraying it with hair spray it just funny. Or completely covering the bugger in shaving gel or spraying bleach on it and watch it burn!!!!
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15 Aug 2004, 22:25
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
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I seem to get a lot of these around the house, |
I'd shit myself if I had those in my house
Talking about ants, the best way to deal with them is to get ant spray, and spray the scouts, then no word gets back to the colony so they think its dangerous to go where that scout went. Then, follow the line of ants, of which there will inevitably be, back to the main site of the colony. Once located, spray the large group of ants scurrying in and out of the main headquarters of the ant army, this will agitate the forces within, and they will attempt to overrun the enemy in significant numbers. Fortunately, you have the biggest gun you can get, a chemical weapon in a pressurized spray bottle that paralyzes and incapactiates the enemy forces in seconds. Once the main force attempts to attack, spray their vicinity until attack subsides. Relax and take a break from combat for 5 to 10 minutes. In this time, the enemy forces in the headquarters will have regrouped and realised that their HQ has been discovered and will immediately attempt an evacuation and redployment operation. Your task is to prevent this, kill them all, no mercy for the black (or red) menace can be shown! If you do, you are weak. This should cause havok among the enemy, with their base of operations and many of their foot soldiers annihilated, you can sit back and relax and worry a little less about the atrocity of war. Should you desire, you can reinpect the site of the enemy insurgents, whereupon you will that there will be no activity from the scum that you've slaughtered.
Live happy my friends.
NB. This is from actual Ant Annihilation Duty from when I was on holiday in Menorca and subjected to ant attacks and skirmishes for a fortnight. You heard it folks, actual frontline experience. I'm the ant killing training manual!
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15 Aug 2004, 22:41
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
When we had trouble with wasps we found the nest, put a load of petrol on it and then lobbed a match on it  .
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15 Aug 2004, 22:46
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
hehe , had that prob 2 at a pool when it was still hot here *wich it is not any more ffs*. Some friends and I put a little plastic bottle with some juice in it 4m from us. Within 20 mins we had like 30 wasps in it. Those creatures are really retarded :S
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15 Aug 2004, 23:19
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
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Ah the many ways to drown spiders in the bath hair gel is good but spraying it with hair spray it just funny. Or completely covering the bugger in shaving gel or spraying bleach on it and watch it burn!!!!
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I quite liked the genocidal yet ingenious way you found of killing wasps en masse.
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15 Aug 2004, 23:32
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
one day i hope to find a large ants nest and stick a really big banger in the top. one day
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16 Aug 2004, 08:38
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
spiders are good
they eat flies
i hate flies
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16 Aug 2004, 09:28
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
If you get fruit flies, take a clear glass jar (mayonaiise/jam/whatever but about that size) stick a slice of some fruit in the bottom, make a funnel (paper + sellotape will do) and stick that in the top of the jar, make sure the funnel goes 2/3 way down but no more and wide enough for about a penny.
Now just get rid of any other shit that the fruit flies might want, like open tomato tins, fruit n veg leftovers, chopping board which you do your veggies on and any fruit based alcohol messes, clean them up. leave your kitchen pristine cept for this jar and in 24 hours or so you'll find em all in the jar to dumb to fly back up the funnel.
It's even tempting to keep em as pets, like an ant farm, cept when the fruit starts to rot.
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16 Aug 2004, 12:37
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
Spiders = Arrrgh!
Ive seen a couple of them wolf spiders around!!
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16 Aug 2004, 13:51
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Lost on Mars
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
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I quite liked the genocidal yet ingenious way you found of killing wasps en masse.
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That was funny the stupid things just climbed into my bottle of J2O and drowned lol
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16 Aug 2004, 15:01
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel
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That was funny the stupid things just climbed into my bottle of J2O and drowned lol
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Ha Ha. You drink J2O , thats such a girls drink ....
Oh
Wait
Ill get my coat
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