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2 Jun 2003, 12:05
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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type
No kebab for me, thank you
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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2 Jun 2003, 12:10
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Things that are impossible to type while drunk:
'Hello, my name is JammyJim'
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2 Jun 2003, 12:11
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Things that are impossible to type while drunk:
'Hello, my name is JammyJim'
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or cummer's coch for that matter.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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2 Jun 2003, 12:14
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Godfather
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why the **** would i want to say 'hello my name is jammyjim'?
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2 Jun 2003, 12:15
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dim like a fox
Join Date: Apr 2000
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When you can talk about more interesting stuff like Snapple (aka speleppee)
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Nobody's perfect.
I'm perfect.
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ph33r TPE plz. thxbye.
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2 Jun 2003, 12:18
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
why the **** would i want to say 'hello my name is jammyjim'?
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Cos you've run out of chat up lines?
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2 Jun 2003, 12:20
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
why the **** would i want to say 'hello my name is jammyjim'?
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Well, I was going to say 'special', but I have severe doubts as to whether that was what spelelelapeee or spelape actually translated into.
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2 Jun 2003, 12:21
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Godfather
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i have no need of chatup lines.
the women flock to me in droves.
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2 Jun 2003, 12:22
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The Twilight of the Gods
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It's because you know brick.
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2 Jun 2003, 12:22
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dim like a fox
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Finland ffs
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My sources inform me it translates into snapple.
My sources also happen to be on the tail end of a 2-year Windex bender, so they speak the lingo.
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ph33r TPE plz. thxbye.
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2 Jun 2003, 12:25
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
the women flock to me in droves.
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cattle or cabbies?
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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2 Jun 2003, 12:29
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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I really have trouble saying 'no' to either girls or beer :/
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2 Jun 2003, 12:34
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(.) (.)
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THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NO TROUBLE SAYING WHEN DRUNK
I love you
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2 Jun 2003, 14:43
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all I wanted was a fkin lol
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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2 Jun 2003, 14:48
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cynic
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lol
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2 Jun 2003, 15:00
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Quote:
Originally posted by CoD
THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NO TROUBLE SAYING WHEN DRUNK
I love you
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heh, indeed. apparently i told half of Reading that i love them on my last day of school ever.
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2 Jun 2003, 15:00
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
lol
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thanks dude. if ever you are in need of a lol, you know who to ask
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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2 Jun 2003, 15:21
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Henry Kelly
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'No, you are both ugly and far too overweight for my small frame for the purposes of sexual intercourse, could you possibly remove your hand from my trousers as the other seventy people at the bar at laughing at me and this in turn causes me emotional unrest.
Yours Faithfully,
Pablissimo'
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2 Jun 2003, 15:30
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m u p p e t
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I thought spelappee or whatever it was translated into slap, in the context of "I'll give you a slap"
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2 Jun 2003, 15:33
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Supernova9
I thought spelappee or whatever it was translated into slap, in the context of "I'll give you a slap"
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'Special', according to JJ.
But we all know what he's like.
Drunkard.
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2 Jun 2003, 17:07
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
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sleep?
i want to got soe spelepee
i can see it.
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As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
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2 Jun 2003, 17:21
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IRC Lackey
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Phang
sleep?
i want to got soe spelepee
i can see it.
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Actually so can i.
But since JJ doesn't quite know himself, i don't think we'll ever find out what the elusive spelepee was
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2 Jun 2003, 17:56
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home wrecker
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: The other side of the galaxy ;)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Phang
sleep?
i want to got soe spelepee
i can see it.
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I always thought it was sleep anyway :/
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2 Jun 2003, 18:48
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J to the C to the A G E
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He meant special brew!
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2 Jun 2003, 19:10
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☆ ♥
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spelepee = spelling spree
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2 Jun 2003, 19:15
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Specificity, I can't say that now - but it's mainly because I have a crap manc accent and I can't say words like that :/
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