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Unread 27 Oct 2004, 15:41   #1
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What`s going on here??
Ok, here`s the situation. A few weeks ago I`m out in a large public restaurant, celebrating a friends Birthday (as you do). Some of us know each other, some of us don`t, anyway I somehow start getting really fresh with this nice woman, snogging lots and that, I know her boy friend is there somewhere, but clearly their relationship is going awry, and she can`t keep her hands off me (not my fault, ). Next day I get a call from her saying her head has been done in (she jumped me 1st), but she thinks I`m absolutely gorgeous etc etc...
Two weeks later she phones me up and says "Would you like to speak to Shaun please?" Hands phone over, and begins ranting diatribe from said person. This guy is REALLY angry. "I`m gonna track you down and do ya!!" He invites me round his place for a fight- even though I don`t know where he lives. He asks me why I`m stealing his WIFE!! (read OMG, she`s married!) She never told me this, and now has said all to Shaun. Has she made things worse? Maybe guilt got to her to fes up? Or is this a wind up? What`s going on?
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Unread 27 Oct 2004, 17:02   #2
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Re: What`s going on here??
Ignore it - she doesn't know where you live does she?
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Unread 27 Oct 2004, 17:08   #3
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Re: What`s going on here??
This Shaun is obviously a barbarian. I would leave it be.
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Unread 27 Oct 2004, 17:39   #4
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Re: What`s going on here??
She's obviously a blinking harlot and moron who's prolly been fished in more than the atlantic.

Steer clear it's most obviously not worth it.
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Unread 27 Oct 2004, 17:51   #5
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Re: What`s going on here??
I demand to know who is making an appearance in idimmu's avatar.

The threads has already been correctly answered anyway.
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Re: What`s going on here??
Tha GD Posse has got you covered my man. Just tell us where this guy lives, and before you know it he will have 100 domino's pizza delivered to his house. INSANE!
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Unread 27 Oct 2004, 18:30   #7
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Re: What`s going on here??
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Ignore it - she doesn't know where you live does she?
Don`t worry, she does n`t know where I live, not that stupid. I`m going to ignore things....
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Unread 27 Oct 2004, 18:38   #8
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Re: What`s going on here??
I wish the stories I made up were this cool.
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Unread 27 Oct 2004, 18:38   #9
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I'd recommend PM'ing those who want to know his address, as I tend to take these things too far
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Unread 27 Oct 2004, 18:51   #10
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I wish the stories I made up were this cool.
It`s not made up, it`s true.
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Unread 27 Oct 2004, 18:55   #11
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Re: What`s going on here??
If he was that hard he would have tracked you down and killed you.
He is a pussy, ignore him

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Unread 27 Oct 2004, 19:02   #12
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Re: What`s going on here??
You should have screamed

"SHE'S MY WIFE NOW!"

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Re: What`s going on here??
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Tha GD Posse has got you covered my man. Just tell us where this guy lives, and before you know it he will have 100 domino's pizza delivered to his house. INSANE!
LOL. Thanks for the support.
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Re: What`s going on here??
on a serious note: contact the person who's birthday it was, see what the **** is up with this woman etc


on a less serious note, pour point stripper on the ****ers car and slash his tyres for a laugh
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Re: What`s going on here??
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Next day I get a call from her saying her head has been done in (she jumped me 1st), but she thinks I`m absolutely gorgeous etc etc...
Two weeks later she phones me up and says "Would you like to speak to Shaun please?"
WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!!!!

Bunny Boiler alert!

Please keep all personal belongings and family pets safely secure
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on a serious note: contact the person who's birthday it was, see what the **** is up with this woman etc


on a less serious note, pour point stripper on the ****ers car and slash his tyres for a laugh
Can`t contact the birthday girl about this. Her boyfriend does not like Shaun. If he gets wind of this via the birthday girl then he`ll want to do some stirring, resulting in more trouble all round.
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