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14 Nov 2003, 03:43
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Funny joke [geeky]
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Richard M. Stallman, Linus Thorvalds, and Donald E. Knuth engage in a discussion on whose impact on the computerized world was the greatest.
Stallman: "God told me I have programmed the best editor in the world!"
Thorvalds: "Well, God told *me* that I have programmed the best operating system in the world!"
Knuth: "Wait, wait - I never said that."
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WELL LAUGH THEN YOU BASTARDS!
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14 Nov 2003, 03:51
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Naked & Profane
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
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Originally Posted by Gayle29uk
WELL LAUGH THEN YOU BASTARDS!
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Im sure i would be if i knew who any of them were!
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14 Nov 2003, 03:54
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Gone
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
[Nod]We are not amused.[/Nod]
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14 Nov 2003, 03:56
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
I shoulda posted this in P&IT
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Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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14 Nov 2003, 04:44
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
lol
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14 Nov 2003, 04:45
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Gone
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
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Originally Posted by Embroglio
lol
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14 Nov 2003, 07:14
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
It rates 1/2 smirk on the Cosmic Geek Humor Scale. It might be a tad funnier with Stallman delivering the punch line.
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14 Nov 2003, 10:37
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a little bit broken
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
i dont know who those people are
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14 Nov 2003, 10:47
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
i dont know who they are, but i get the general jist of the joke, therefore it rated a smile
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14 Nov 2003, 19:57
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
this related thread is funnier
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14 Nov 2003, 20:09
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
Quote:
A boy has sex with his girlfriend, and after that, he smokes a cigarette and drinks a glass of whiskey. His girlfriend says: "darling, didn't you read the warnings? Smoking and drinking is very bad for your health". The boy answeres: "I'm a programmer, we don't care about warnings, we only care about errors".
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok, next some random quote...
Quote:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
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There...
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14 Nov 2003, 20:35
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
I know who one of them is
it's not like this is the only version of that joke.
it merits 1 1/2 lols
loll
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14 Nov 2003, 20:54
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
is the "Thor" intentional?
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14 Nov 2003, 21:10
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
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Originally Posted by queball
is the "Thor" intentional?
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No, I just copied and pasted from rec.humor.funny cos it made me laugh
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Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
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rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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14 Nov 2003, 22:17
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
Any post which mentions Richard Stallman get's my vote.
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14 Nov 2003, 22:59
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Re: Funny joke [geeky]
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Originally Posted by Gayle29uk
No, I just copied and pasted from rec.humor.funny cos it made me laugh
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Oh well. What Dante said.
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