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16 Jul 2004, 23:58
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so f*cking zen
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TYLER
Do you know what a duvet it?
JACK
Comforter.
TYLER
It's a blanket, just a blanket. Now why guys like you and I know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival? In the hunter-gathered sense of the word? No. What are we then?
JACK
You know, consumers.
TYLER
Right. We're consumers. We're by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty -- these things don't concern me. What concerns me is celebrity magazines, television with five hundred channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
JACK
Martha Stewart.
TYLER
**** Martha Stewart. Martha's polishes on the brass of the Titanic. It's all going down, man! So **** off, with your sofa units and your green stripe patterns. I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve and let the chips fall where they may. But that's me, I could be wrong, maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
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17 Jul 2004, 07:45
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the merciless
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5 months is like a ****ing travesty.
Should of banged her up so long that when she came back out her stuff would be back in fashion again.
p.s. I hate how they call em ****ing comforters over here.
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17 Jul 2004, 13:30
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Mathamagician
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lol at marta stewart. the only problem is that it'll make her more famous, and more rich.
like the fight club quote btw dace.
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17 Jul 2004, 16:26
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vampire_lestat
lol at marta stewart. the only problem is that it'll make her more famous, and more rich.
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£16k poorer actually ;)
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17 Jul 2004, 16:31
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Did you see the 'go buy my mag' and then people did bit tho, that prolly covered the fine fairly well.
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17 Jul 2004, 17:00
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so f*cking zen
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No i didn't see it.
God how i hate that bitch.
I hate her because Tyler does*.
*that and the fact that she's shit
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17 Jul 2004, 17:11
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Mathamagician
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thats why tyler does. and you are tyler, as says the end of the film, and you are clearly (from the pic) jack.
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17 Jul 2004, 18:19
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I'm confused.
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17 Jul 2004, 19:02
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Shares in Martha Stewart climbed 37% on news of her incarceration.
No such thing as Bad Publicity it appears.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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17 Jul 2004, 19:24
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so f*cking zen
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The bitch must die.
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17 Jul 2004, 19:47
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: true
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evergreen
5 months is like a ****ing travesty.
Should of banged her up so long that when she came back out her stuff would be back in fashion again.
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You're just bitter because Martha gets more done around the house in a day then you do in a year.
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17 Jul 2004, 19:49
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Clerk
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I feel much safer knowing that evil villains like her and Bobby Fischer are being brought to justice by the American government.
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17 Jul 2004, 20:20
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Miles Teg
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Re: true
Those who are attempting to take over the world you mean!
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