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14 Jul 2004, 18:08
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wild one
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[Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
Now, I know that you all have a sensitive or poetic side to you. Even somewhere underneath that moronic exterior, JammyJim has a sensitive side (luv u hugz xxx)
So, Poetry competition.
It can be any kind you like, just as long as it's decent.
I shall not be entering just yet, as I have a moronic interior to match my bodywork, so I'll put one in as soon as I think of one.
Go!
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14 Jul 2004, 18:11
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Godfather
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
by moronic i hope you mean 'cool'
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14 Jul 2004, 18:13
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wild one
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
I was going to put Sunday, but then I thought that it was harsh on him how everyone always insults him.
So I was thinking on who I could use, and I decided on you - as I knew you wouldn't take offense as you're .
Or something.
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14 Jul 2004, 18:26
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the merciless
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
Cookies to anyone who get's away with plagerizing something and even better if people say it's shit when it's critically acclaimed.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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14 Jul 2004, 18:31
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Shenanigans
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
I had a poem published once. But I'm not posting it here...
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14 Jul 2004, 18:34
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the merciless
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
Quote:
Originally Posted by rageybabey
I had a poem published once. But I'm not posting it here...
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Choc Chip cookies for whoever finds it :P
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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14 Jul 2004, 18:46
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
As I sit gazing into this blue abyss,
I reflect on what is past,
And opportunities I did miss.
Life was hard and never fair,
Why was I last,
Why did I not care?
The people, the places,
The hate, the fear,
There's too many faces
They all disappear.
But you my friend,
You were here,
When I was at wit's end,
You were near.
And as I look back,
Across the years,
Through the black,
And past my fears.
I can now see,
It did not matter,
For
You
Stood
By
Me.
Just for skiddy <3
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14 Jul 2004, 20:43
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Reservoir Dog
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Down South,England
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
Oh Why, Oh Why was gal status taken out,
It makes me want to scream and shout.
Some people like the simple life,
not that complicated new overview and other such strife.
Another thing I miss it seems,
Is being able to defend for 7 ticks.
How are we meant to match those gigantic teams?
Wave after Wave, tick after tick, it makes me sick.
Until they make PA more fun for n00bs,
I seem them leaving PA for their rubix cubes.
After all its more fun than being roided day after day,
Death becomes a mainstay,
Just ask me, the forgotten n00b of yesterday.
The n00bs of today, just can't compete,
They'll never be anything but average, and certainly never "leet".
Until something is done to give n00bies a chance,
PA will never grow, stuck in their old ways, their old stance.
Most of the veterans of today, dont give a damm either way,
Some, it is true are prepared to help beginners,
but others see them as nothing but whiners, and are unwilling to help
Only caring that they themselves end up winners,
But it will be down to these decliners that PA will die,
as it needs new blood, if it is to even tie,
with these other PA clones and drones.
If you can take anything from this, good luck.
As this was just a little (some may say pointless) note
If it's not to your liking, frankly I don't give a ****.
Anyway time to sign off, check PA and see my attackers gloat.
Really I just wrote this 'cos I felt bored,
but maybe with some it has struck a cord.
Cya all laters, maybe on the otherside,
Where i'll still be prophersised to struggle and die,
till my blood runs dry. and I have no strength to cry.
Anyway i'll leave this on a high,
So i'll just say, have a nice day, and goodbye.
Oh yeah, just One last important thing,
If you take just one thing from this poem,ill say,
Please don't forget the n00bs of today.
After all, you must remember when you were the n00b with the laughable Ping.
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Ok this is my PA related poem.
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14 Jul 2004, 21:05
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Angry Young Man
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
I thunk and thunk and thunk some more
But grammar bad and head is sore
Me worries that i might just moan
Or worser yet, i'll sound like Koen
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14 Jul 2004, 21:09
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Wankoverable
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
This thread was doomed the moment it was posted
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14 Jul 2004, 23:39
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Miles Teg
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
Moist Pink Lips Glisten
They Whisper I Want You Bad
I Stick My Cock In
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14 Jul 2004, 23:54
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Shenanigans
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
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"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..." - Napoleon Dynamite
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lolly roffle
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14 Jul 2004, 23:55
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Knight Theamion
Moist Pink Lips Glisten
They Whisper I Want You Bad
I Stick My Cock In
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Heh, that's mine that is :)
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14 Jul 2004, 23:55
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Miles Teg
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
it's a proper haiku, i've searched my logs to find it
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14 Jul 2004, 23:58
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Shenanigans
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
A lot of things are "proper haiku" - that doesn't make them decent or sophisticated.
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ragey.
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..." - Napoleon Dynamite
i <3 JC
Quote:
Originally posted by JC
lolly roffle
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14 Jul 2004, 23:59
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Miles Teg
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
this one is sophisticated, it has 'glisten'
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15 Jul 2004, 00:06
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Shenanigans
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
You really scare me sometimes.
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ragey.
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..." - Napoleon Dynamite
i <3 JC
Quote:
Originally posted by JC
lolly roffle
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15 Jul 2004, 00:10
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Miles Teg
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
after that cool, hard and ruthless facade a lovely bunnyrabbit lives!
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15 Jul 2004, 00:13
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Reservoir Dog
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
I think my poem was the only one with any effort in it
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15 Jul 2004, 04:02
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You'll be six foot under my patio, when I'm finished with you.
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15 Jul 2004, 04:15
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the merciless
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You'll be six foot under my patio, when I'm finished with you.
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Know any good poems in cuniform old man?
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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15 Jul 2004, 08:20
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Chimping
Join Date: Jun 2000
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
Oh Ned, how I wish you were not
Dead
Ned
They cut off your head
Ned
You could join the Night's Watch
They said
But now you're dead
Ned
Oh Ned
You are dead
And fed
To the crows
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15 Jul 2004, 09:12
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Born Sinful
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
There was a glaswegian called Dace,
Whom everyone thought was ace,
In the past he was known,
To call kids on the phone,
Then hang up with cum on his face.
I win
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Last edited by meglamaniac; 15 Jul 2004 at 13:56.
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15 Jul 2004, 11:27
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Reservoir Dog
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
lol that rocks megla
lets do limericks about all of us
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15 Jul 2004, 22:31
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Motherfracker
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Re: [Sophisticated] GD Poetry competition.
I've got one.
When I was 3
I was full of wee
But now I'm 19, instead
I tend to wet the bed
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