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26 Jun 2004, 19:15
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Gays vs Ninjas
How many gays do you think it would take to beat 100 Ninjas in a fight???
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26 Jun 2004, 19:17
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
One.
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26 Jun 2004, 19:18
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
Six.
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26 Jun 2004, 19:19
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
Squiggle.
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26 Jun 2004, 19:19
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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Originally Posted by JC
One.
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One???
I'm not talking about Super Gays, just regular gays. No way could just one regular gay beat a hundred Ninjas in a fight, imho.
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26 Jun 2004, 19:20
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
One super gay ninja.
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26 Jun 2004, 19:22
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
i see the ****wit is back.
**** of sword, your shit.
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26 Jun 2004, 19:24
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
one hundred and one.
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26 Jun 2004, 19:24
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
SPELAPPEEEE
(no less shit than JJ when drunk).
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26 Jun 2004, 19:25
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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Originally Posted by Billy No Brains
One???
I'm not talking about Super Gays, just regular gays. No way could just one regular gay beat a hundred Ninjas in a fight, imho.
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26 Jun 2004, 19:30
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
if the gays are unarmed and have no fighting skills, and the ninjas have swords, then I'd say 700.
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26 Jun 2004, 19:35
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
I reckon 250 if one of them is Dale Winton, motivating this troops by telling them that if they dont kill a ninja , they have to have a threesome with him and Graham Norton.
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26 Jun 2004, 19:52
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
What does it matter ?
It would be televised on Sky One and most of the country wont see it !
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26 Jun 2004, 19:57
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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Originally Posted by Vaio
What does it matter ?
It would be televised on Sky One and most of the country wont see it !
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Cmon , everyone KNOWS that half of MP's are closet homo's , and at least a dozen must be trained Ninja's
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26 Jun 2004, 19:59
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
Claire Short is a ninja
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26 Jun 2004, 20:00
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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Originally Posted by Vaio
Claire Short is a ninja
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26 Jun 2004, 20:01
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
No machine guns, no super gays, no politics about TV, and definately NO DALE WINTON.
So far, I think 1-X is about the closest. Most gays are unarmed and have weak fighting skills where as all Ninjas have swords and I'm presuming that some of the gays would pick up the swords dropped by Ninjas killed in the early scuffles and use them on the Ninjas, but I think 700 gays is a bit on the low side.
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26 Jun 2004, 20:07
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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Originally Posted by Billy No Brains
No machine guns, no super gays, no politics about TV, and definately NO DALE WINTON.
So far, I think 1-X is about the closest. Most gays are unarmed and have weak fighting skills where as all Ninjas have swords and I'm presuming that some of the gays would pick up the swords dropped by Ninjas killed in the early scuffles and use them on the Ninjas, but I think 700 gays is a bit on the low side.
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Thats a bit crap and stereotypical. Your average person is likely to have weak fighting skills in comparison to a Ninja, and with 700 people, youre likely to have at least half a dozen or more from the military, with enough organisational and fighting skills to lead the others.
You need to stick to "Gay Facts" for this argument Sword, else its going to lose its credibility.
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26 Jun 2004, 20:09
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
how many of the ninjas are gay?
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26 Jun 2004, 20:13
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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how many of the ninjas are gay?
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Are you suggesting a wrestling style "heel turn" where a dozen gay ninjas attack from the back and slaughter their colleagues.
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26 Jun 2004, 20:14
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
That's a good point. They would have to fight themselves
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26 Jun 2004, 21:55
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
I know a gay ninja
Well actually he's a black belt in tae kwan do
Well which isn't really a martial art of sorts cause it's totally suxor compared to every other one you could learn I MEAN IT IS JUST ABOUT HOW TO BREAK HORSES LEGS IN VERY OLD WARFARE.
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<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
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<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
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26 Jun 2004, 22:20
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
hmm, I actually know a gay martial arts guy, he does Kung Fu, Karate, Aikido, Ju Jitsu and Kick Boxing.
in fact he's competing in some big competition as part of the european team in something or other...
This adds a whole new edge to the original question.
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
Why do the ninjas get to be armed but the gays not? Surely thats very unfair.
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27 Jun 2004, 00:13
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
1 gay could simply invoke the spirit of Freddie Mercury. We all know he is the champion.
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27 Jun 2004, 01:20
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
I do Wing Chun and it's the gayest martial art there is.
I could be a double agent \o/
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27 Jun 2004, 23:47
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
Ninjas do ninjitsu. Not Wing Chun or Taekwondo, you fools.
And everyone knows most ninjas are gay... or at the least bi.
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27 Jun 2004, 23:47
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
I cant believe this thread is still here. Paging a Nazi Mod to pointless thread #2846423
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27 Jun 2004, 23:54
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
i heard bruce lee was gay.
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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Ninjas do ninjitsu. Not Wing Chun or Taekwondo, you fools.
And everyone knows most ninjas are gay... or at the least bi.
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She's the bi
AMAGAD!!!
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<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
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<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
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28 Jun 2004, 06:43
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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She's the bi
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I bet she wasn't before she met you.
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28 Jun 2004, 07:18
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
LOL! Japanese or American ninjas?
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28 Jun 2004, 08:15
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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Yah she was lesbian before I met her.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
i would say 10 gays on each ninja.
of if theyre "Marco" gays then just 1 on 1.
as marco could make them submit with is awfully high voice.
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28 Jun 2004, 12:54
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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Yah she was lesbian before I met her.
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Maybe she likes the fact that you remind her of a woman.
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28 Jun 2004, 13:21
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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Maybe she likes the fact that you remind her of a woman.
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28 Jun 2004, 17:02
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
i'd say 6 unarmed straight guys per ninja, 8 unarmed gay guys 'cos most of them are gd posters and thus shot sighted from exessive computer usage.
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28 Jun 2004, 18:04
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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Maybe she likes the fact that you remind her of a woman.
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28 Jun 2004, 23:34
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
She does fondle my chest a lot.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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She does fondle my chest a lot.
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When you left, Renfrew lost one of its few 38 DD's
There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth
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29 Jun 2004, 07:45
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
assuming an average per ninja kill rate of five per second, and ignoring the difficulties posed by the piles of dead bodies, I suggest that a well trained ninja might be able to fight solidly for some 24 hours. 24*60*60*5*700 = total gays killed.
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29 Jun 2004, 12:12
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
Sword youve brighten the forums up again!
<3
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29 Jun 2004, 14:56
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
no one can fight solidly for 24 hours, ninja or not. and 5 per second is equally stupid.
and the gays would get some too, just not as fast.
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
Are these gays which have been hardened via prison sodomisation, or nancy boy gays?
Even if I was a ninja I don't think I'd like to take on some of the guys in Oz (the HBO series, not the Wizard), and they're always into bum sex.
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29 Jun 2004, 15:43
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
Skiddy could take em all on.
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29 Jun 2004, 15:48
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
Well it would be a similar question to ask how many 5 year olds does it take to beat up a man. No matter how many there are, they just wont hurt the man because they are too feeble, as are gays (in this context which I have assumed).
(Got your exam results yet queball?)
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29 Jun 2004, 15:51
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
most people here either have a stupidly low opinion of homosexuals fighting prowess or a stupidly high one of ninjas.
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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most people here either have a stupidly low opinion of homosexuals fighting prowess or a stupidly high one of ninjas.
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Well a homosexual is completely different to a gay!
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29 Jun 2004, 16:01
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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Got your exam results yet queball?
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Re: Gays vs Ninjas
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Well a homosexual is completely different to a gay!
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so are you saying that not all homosexuals are gay? or that not all gays are homosexual?
i dont think either of those statements holds out much tbh.
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