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31 Dec 2004, 14:36
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Look! He's Dancing!
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I'm trying to get high off Doritos
I've consumed 6 packets in 20 minutes, accompanied by Irn Bru. I'll post a trip report when I have achieved Euphoria.
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[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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31 Dec 2004, 14:40
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wild one
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
Predicting you'll throw up sooner than you 'trip up'.
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31 Dec 2004, 14:52
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
says you
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31 Dec 2004, 14:53
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wild one
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
Yeah, I think we'd all established that I said that :/
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31 Dec 2004, 14:58
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
You can't get high off Doritos, I've tried. Try skittles.
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31 Dec 2004, 15:18
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Henry Kelly
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
Just sniff glue like the rest of us saps.
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31 Dec 2004, 15:23
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Godfather
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
sniffing glue is not endorsed by Jolt or any of its affliates and share holders.
http://www.whatsyourantidrug.com/
eating doritoes ,however, is...
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31 Dec 2004, 15:28
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
Fortunately enough we can reliably confirm that sniffing glue, and taking any other sort of drugs which might potentially damage your standard of life, will increase your coolness (on the international standard of cool dudery) by a factor of 3.7.
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31 Dec 2004, 15:29
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Henry Kelly
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
Where does being a proud supporter of Mother Russia come in that scale?
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31 Dec 2004, 15:31
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
Someone near a 95% greater socialist coolarity efficiency rating.
PS If you make up one word per sentence it'll always be excused and soon enough you can come out with completely meaningless sentences which everyone will have accepted.
And people wonder why philosophy isn't straight-forward
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31 Dec 2004, 15:51
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Next goal wins!
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
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that website makes me... angry...
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31 Dec 2004, 15:53
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
I wonder if they accept massive quantities of Guinness as an anti-drug.
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31 Dec 2004, 16:11
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
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that website makes me... angry...
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it's a shitty site, but encouraging people to give up drugs is a good thing. you see, people who are swayed by that site obviously dont have much willpower and thus really shouldn't be taking drugs anyway.
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31 Dec 2004, 16:14
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
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it's a shitty site, but encouraging people to give up drugs is a good thing. you see, people who are swayed by that site obviously dont have much willpower and thus really shouldn't be taking drugs anyway.
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Shut up or I'll ban you.
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31 Dec 2004, 16:15
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
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Shut up or I'll ban you.
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You know what?
Shut up, that's what!
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31 Dec 2004, 16:15
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
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Shut up or I'll ban you.
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31 Dec 2004, 16:52
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
I get high off reading threads like these.
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31 Dec 2004, 16:56
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
You can't get high off doritos - but you can get drunk (equally as pleasurable) on drinking Coca Cola
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31 Dec 2004, 17:01
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Henry Kelly
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
You could, by now, have taken a scenic walk around your current location, breathing in the crisp, winter's air, savoured the beauty that is God's creation and gotten back in time for a cup of tea and a biscuit in the knowledge that you didn't just spend the entire day sitting on your arse eating tortilla chips and reading an internet discussion forum, I guess.
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31 Dec 2004, 17:09
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Next goal wins!
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
theres no crisp clean air around here. and precious little of 'gods' creation while we're at it.
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31 Dec 2004, 17:12
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Henry Kelly
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
Lie on your back and stare at the sky until you attain a level of spiritual being whereby Doritos are an irrelevance and Santa comes every day.
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31 Dec 2004, 17:15
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Henry Kelly
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
Your avatar's expanding her horizons, and she's a girl!
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31 Dec 2004, 18:42
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Doritos
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she's a girl!
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I can formulate 2 possible replies to your quoe
[1] There are no girls on the intersmeg
[2] Isn't that obvious?
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1 Jan 2005, 04:49
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Hula Hoops
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I've consumed 6 packets in 20 minutes, accompanied by Coca Cola. I'll post a trip report when I have achieved Euphoria.
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1 Jan 2005, 05:37
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Re: I'm trying to get high off Hula Hoops
Your quote says you originally posted what Pyr0 posted earlier in the thread.
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