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9 Jun 2003, 03:36
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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me like hockey
Me work Hard five days a week,
sweeping garbage from the street.
Come home not one book to read,
not 'nuff pictures for me see.
Sit right down in favorite chair,
wearing only underwear.
Favorite night is Saturday night,
'cause me can watch hockey fights.
Me like hockey
Me like hockey
Me not like pro basketball,
'cause me short and they all tall.
Baseball slow like Forrest Gump,
'cept when Robbie spits on ump.
Wrestlemania not so great,
Me like to see Hulk Hogan Skate.
TV socccer not that hot,
you play bad and you get shot.
Me like hockey
Me like hockey
Swedish players must be geeks, haha
'cause they still got own real teeth. hahaha
Not like Finnish players names,
what's a Teemu anyway? hahaha
Russians worst in history,
got stupid names like Valeri. hahaha
Me like Sergi Federov,
Me like him more if head were off. hahaha
Me like hockey
Me like hockey
Me like hockey
We like hockey
Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Let them fight
Let them fight
Let them fight
Let them fight!
Let them fight!!
Let them fight!!!
Let them!!!!
Friends come over, put game on,
argue then we lay bets down.
Got bag of chips and case of Bud,
should last 'til end of first period.
But Yankees they win The World Cup,
me think they cheat use glowing puck.
Maybe if we want to winder,
maybe we should play in winter.
Me Like Hockey
Me Like Hockey
Me Like Hockey
Me Like Hockey
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(this is by the arrogant worms. DEFFEH GET THIS NOW! :\)
<3 eh <3
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9 Jun 2003, 04:31
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etc.
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Taken.
Posts: 1,602
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GO MAEPAL LAEFSFS!@#$
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9 Jun 2003, 10:11
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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Re: me like hockey
Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
<3 eh <3
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funnier than the whole song im afraid
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9 Jun 2003, 19:24
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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the funny part is.. i didn't put that there :\
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9 Jun 2003, 20:08
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
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Canada must be boring.
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9 Jun 2003, 20:21
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
Posts: 2,484
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Me likey bouncey :(
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In my sleep I grind my teeth.
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9 Jun 2003, 21:16
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Attitude
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Rich Part of Denmark
Posts: 435
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9 Jun 2003, 23:52
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
Posts: 2,077
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sung to avril lavigne - complicated
Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came
Just us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no
I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me
Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no
"Weird Al" Yankovic > yuo
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