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Unread 21 Jun 2003, 21:26   #1
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The perfect girl...
The perfect girl... has got eyeballs that can go outside her head.
The perfect girl... has got some real brains.
The perfect girl... knows all the curse words and even ones that I don't know yet.
The perfect girl... has got diamonds instead of teeth.
The perfect girl... has fingers you can eat, but which then grow back again.
The perfect girl... has got some real big... ideas (lolz).
The perfect girl... can die and come back to life.
The perfect girl... throws away money.
The perfect girl... got an operation that means she never has to use the bathroom.
The perfect girl... is white as a cloud.
The perfect girl... has no history of mental retardation in the family.
The perfect girl... cannot bend her arms the right way.
The perfect girl... dies when she gets hot lava on her.
The perfect girl... is fifteen years old.

I think you can guess who I'm talking about
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Unread 21 Jun 2003, 21:35   #3
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Unread 21 Jun 2003, 21:35   #4
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Re: The perfect girl...
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The perfect girl... has got eyeballs that can go outside her head. - so she can see you all the time, i dont think so
The perfect girl... has got some real brains. -agree with
The perfect girl... knows all the curse words and even ones that I don't know yet. - waits all this pig latin ****
The perfect girl... has got diamonds instead of teeth. - bad for blowjobs my friend
The perfect girl... has fingers you can eat, but which then grow back again. - why?
The perfect girl... has got some real big... ideas (lolz). - dont get it
The perfect girl... can die and come back to life. - guess thats
The perfect girl... throws away money. - if she throws it my way its
The perfect girl... got an operation that means she never has to use the bathroom. - agree (although rimming = not good idea anyway
The perfect girl... is white as a cloud. - um...not really
The perfect girl... has no history of mental retardation in the family. - so not a member of the royal family
The perfect girl... cannot bend her arms the right way. - huh
The perfect girl... dies when she gets hot lava on her. - i would hope so
The perfect girl... is fifteen years old. - DENIED by right of law

I think you can guess who I'm talking about - not in the slightest i hate riddles and take everything seriously
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Unread 22 Jun 2003, 05:19   #6
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'A good personality consists of a chick with a little hardbody who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things and who will essentially keep her dumb ****ing mouth shut.

Listen, the only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or even talented-though God knows what the **** that means-are ugly chicks.

And this is because they have to make up for how ****ing unattractive they are.'
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Unread 23 Jun 2003, 00:45   #11
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'A good personality consists of a chick with a little hardbody who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things and who will essentially keep her dumb ****ing mouth shut.

Listen, the only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or even talented-though God knows what the **** that means-are ugly chicks.

And this is because they have to make up for how ****ing unattractive they are.'
You... like... men?

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Unread 23 Jun 2003, 00:51   #12
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HAVE SYMPATHY FOR THE WIT IMPAIRED.


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those last to are not true
Especially since 50% of those last two are entirely nonsensical.
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HAVE SYMPATHY FOR THE WIT IMPAIRED.


I just can't.

The effort is too much.

Sorry.
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I just can't.

The effort is too much.

Sorry.
But you deal with Kura so very well =/


I apologise for making lots of Kura related jibes recently.



I apologise for saying 'jibe'.
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